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Re: 6/25/2014
« Reply #150 on: June 25, 2014, 10:57:37 AM »

good morning gents
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Re: 6/25/2014
« Reply #151 on: June 25, 2014, 10:58:35 AM »

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Re: 6/25/2014
« Reply #152 on: June 25, 2014, 10:58:38 AM »

good morning gents
Morning, Tom, how goes it? Better than a diaper, I hope.
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Re: 6/25/2014
« Reply #153 on: June 25, 2014, 11:00:01 AM »

good morning gents
Morning, Tom, how goes it? Better than a diaper, I hope.
Depends
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Re: 6/25/2014
« Reply #154 on: June 25, 2014, 11:00:03 AM »

Boy oh boy, did my wife's armpit smell this morning.  Good morning, fellas.
what did it smell like?
Tony
How goes it, Scotty?
Like the inside of a baby's diaper, you?
Is that how it goes, or what Mrs Tony's armpit smells like?
Need to refer back to page four with the joke about the Italian newleyweds....all will become clear.
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Re: 6/25/2014
« Reply #155 on: June 25, 2014, 11:00:37 AM »

http://www.cigar.com/cigars/viewcigar.asp?brand=1884
How many of those are you buying Fred...?
None... there isn't a cigar there I'd smoke.
how can they even sell that shit?
The same way they can sell Hesitant Pirates - cause someone likes them.
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Re: 6/25/2014
« Reply #156 on: June 25, 2014, 11:02:49 AM »

Boy oh boy, did my wife's armpit smell this morning.  Good morning, fellas.
what did it smell like?
Tony
How goes it, Scotty?
Like the inside of a baby's diaper, you?
Is that how it goes, or what Mrs Tony's armpit smells like?
Need to refer back to page four with the joke about the Italian newleyweds....all will become clear.
No, I got the reference, just wondering if his day was baby shit, or if her armpit...nevermind.
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Re: 6/25/2014
« Reply #157 on: June 25, 2014, 11:05:24 AM »

Morning, heading out in an hour to pickup my daughter at the Minneapolis airport. It's been a long trip for her, Tbilisi, Azerbaijan, Doha, she's now flying from Philadelphia and finally home. It's been a long ten months. We are off to Mexico in two weeks for some family R&R. It's a good day!
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Re: 6/25/2014
« Reply #158 on: June 25, 2014, 11:07:58 AM »

Boy oh boy, did my wife's armpit smell this morning.  Good morning, fellas.
what did it smell like?
Tony
How goes it, Scotty?
Like the inside of a baby's diaper, you?
Is that how it goes, or what Mrs Tony's armpit smells like?
Need to refer back to page four with the joke about the Italian newleyweds....all will become clear.
No, I got the reference, just wondering if his day was baby shit, or if her armpit...nevermind.
turns out tony rubbed his nose after scratching his ass, mystery solved.
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Re: 6/25/2014
« Reply #159 on: June 25, 2014, 11:08:24 AM »

Morning, heading out in an hour to pickup my daughter at the Minneapolis airport. It's been a long trip for her, Tbilisi, Azerbaijan, Doha, she's now flying from Philadelphia and finally home. It's been a long ten months. We are off to Mexico in two weeks for some family R&R. It's a good day!
Very good day. 
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Re: 6/25/2014
« Reply #160 on: June 25, 2014, 11:13:27 AM »

Boy oh boy, did my wife's armpit smelIl this morning.  Good morning, fellas.
LALTS. Morning, Tony. Had that fancy-pants PDR last night. It was good, but not $13 good.
You found it?  I lost mine.  Thought it was in the portable humi.  No matter, didn't get to smoke anything yesterday.
Yep, sitting in the moochidor. Glad I smoked it, because it was good and lasted through 2 episodes of Doctor Who, but I wouldn't buy it again or anything.
Yikes, Doctor Who...!!!  Nothing against the program, but my son is a Doctor Who Nut...  He's like, "Dad I don't have enough money to pay my utility bills...!!!"  So after I pay the bills, his next payday, he buys a season of Doctor Who on DVD's...  So Doctor Who has become one of my trigger points... ugh..
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Re: 6/25/2014
« Reply #161 on: June 25, 2014, 11:14:20 AM »

Boy oh boy, did my wife's armpit smell this morning.  Good morning, fellas.
what did it smell like?
Tony
How goes it, Scotty?
Like the inside of a baby's diaper, you?
Is that how it goes, or what Mrs Tony's armpit smells like?
Need to refer back to page four with the joke about the Italian newleyweds....all will become clear.
No, I got the reference, just wondering if his day was baby shit, or if her armpit...nevermind.
turns out tony rubbed his nose after scratching his ass, mystery solved.
But Scottyfish said it reminded him of a rose garden...
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Re: 6/25/2014
« Reply #162 on: June 25, 2014, 11:15:02 AM »

http://www.cigar.com/cigars/viewcigar.asp?brand=1884
How many of those are you buying Fred...?
None... there isn't a cigar there I'd smoke.
how can they even sell that shit?
The same way they can sell Hesitant Pirates - cause someone likes them.
...because they only cost a buck apiece.  Morning, muchachos.
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Re: 6/25/2014
« Reply #163 on: June 25, 2014, 11:15:41 AM »

Boy oh boy, did my wife's armpit smelIl this morning.  Good morning, fellas.
LALTS. Morning, Tony. Had that fancy-pants PDR last night. It was good, but not $13 good.
You found it?  I lost mine.  Thought it was in the portable humi.  No matter, didn't get to smoke anything yesterday.
Yep, sitting in the moochidor. Glad I smoked it, because it was good and lasted through 2 episodes of Doctor Who, but I wouldn't buy it again or anything.
Yikes, Doctor Who...!!!  Nothing against the program, but my son is a Doctor Who Nut...  He's like, "Dad I don't have enough money to pay my utility bills...!!!"  So after I pay the bills, his next payday, he buys a season of Doctor Who on DVD's...  So Doctor Who has become one of my trigger points... ugh..
Utilities not paid, utilities turned off, no utilities, no Dr. Who....issues solved.
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Re: 6/25/2014
« Reply #164 on: June 25, 2014, 11:15:56 AM »

Boy oh boy, did my wife's armpit smelIl this morning.  Good morning, fellas.
LALTS. Morning, Tony. Had that fancy-pants PDR last night. It was good, but not $13 good.
You found it?  I lost mine.  Thought it was in the portable humi.  No matter, didn't get to smoke anything yesterday.
Yep, sitting in the moochidor. Glad I smoked it, because it was good and lasted through 2 episodes of Doctor Who, but I wouldn't buy it again or anything.
Yikes, Doctor Who...!!!  Nothing against the program, but my son is a Doctor Who Nut...  He's like, "Dad I don't have enough money to pay my utility bills...!!!"  So after I pay the bills, his next payday, he buys a season of Doctor Who on DVD's...  So Doctor Who has become one of my trigger points... ugh..
That would make me blow a gasket. That'd be the last money he saw out of me.
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