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Re: 6/25/2014
« Reply #105 on: June 25, 2014, 09:13:37 AM »

You are about 7 hours ahead there aren't you
5 hours ahead of eastern time.
Where are you, Texas?
Who me?  Texas last week, I'm in Ireland this week.  Redfish is in Texas.
Sorry, just making a Texas joke - 5 hours behind the east coast, know what I'm sayin'?
Yeah we know what you are saying and the TX Coalition of Banters are insulted.  1200 people per day move to TX how many are moving into Jersey?  Oh that is right they are moving out faster than in there.  :)
How many of those 1200 are illegals? ;)
1600....
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Re: 6/25/2014
« Reply #106 on: June 25, 2014, 09:15:10 AM »

You are about 7 hours ahead there aren't you
5 hours ahead of eastern time.
Where are you, Texas?
Who me?  Texas last week, I'm in Ireland this week.  Redfish is in Texas.
Sorry, just making a Texas joke - 5 hours behind the east coast, know what I'm sayin'?
Yeah we know what you are saying and the TX Coalition of Banters are insulted.  1200 people per day move to TX how many are moving into Jersey?  Oh that is right they are moving out faster than in there.  :)
They Can't move, all the bridges are closed! ......Mornin all
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Re: 6/25/2014
« Reply #107 on: June 25, 2014, 09:16:51 AM »

Love those shamrock pasties Dave...!!!
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Re: 6/25/2014
« Reply #108 on: June 25, 2014, 09:20:56 AM »

Good morning everyone...
Good morning BD!
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Re: 6/25/2014
« Reply #109 on: June 25, 2014, 09:27:05 AM »

Love those shamrock pasties Dave...!!!
Giving you some new ideas??...lol
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Re: 6/25/2014
« Reply #110 on: June 25, 2014, 09:29:47 AM »

Good morning everyone...
Good morning BD!
Good morning Shaun....!!!  My friend called yesterday and wants to stop by this morning around 10:30am and drink.  He wanted to know what beer I wanted...?   Retirement is allot harder than you think...!!!
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Re: 6/25/2014
« Reply #111 on: June 25, 2014, 09:31:00 AM »

Love those shamrock pasties Dave...!!!
Giving you some new ideas??...lol
Aaaaaa, yelp, it did.....  I may have to put them on my future to buy list... :)
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Re: 6/25/2014
« Reply #112 on: June 25, 2014, 09:32:13 AM »

Good morning everyone...
Good morning BD!
Good morning Shaun....!!!  My friend called yesterday and wants to stop by this morning around 10:30am and drink.  He wanted to know what beer I wanted...?   Retirement is allot harder than you think...!!!
Ohh FML! If you are going to retire, you might as well do it right...and that's doing it right IMFO
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Re: 6/25/2014
« Reply #113 on: June 25, 2014, 09:34:56 AM »

La Gloria Miami Soberano 8x52  5 Pk,  Monster Price: $16.98 w/ FREE Economy Shipping...... great bbq cigar!
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Re: 6/25/2014
« Reply #114 on: June 25, 2014, 09:42:24 AM »

Good morning everyone...
Good morning BD!
Good morning Shaun....!!!  My friend called yesterday and wants to stop by this morning around 10:30am and drink.  He wanted to know what beer I wanted...?   Retirement is allot harder than you think...!!!
Play some beer pong with the grandkids, bet they would be a bit more "relaxed"
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Re: 6/25/2014
« Reply #115 on: June 25, 2014, 09:46:00 AM »

Good morning everyone...
Good morning BD!
Good morning Shaun....!!!  My friend called yesterday and wants to stop by this morning around 10:30am and drink.  He wanted to know what beer I wanted...?   Retirement is allot harder than you think...!!!
Play some beer pong with the grandkids, bet they would be a bit more "relaxed"
I'm off today, so no babysitting until tomorrow. I may have to babysit my friend if he drinks too much.
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Re: 6/25/2014
« Reply #116 on: June 25, 2014, 09:58:37 AM »

I really have to keep an eye on him...  About 2 years ago we had a 2 to 3 week hot spell.  Our back patio was 100 to 110 degrees every day.  My wife sleeps during the day, and our bedroom gets hot with the door closed, so I have to open it so the air condition will circulate.  My wife couldn't sleep due to the heat, so she drank one of those little bottles of wine. That didn't help so she took a muscle relaxer.  That didn't work, so she took an ambien. Finally, she took off all of her clothes because she was hot and went to bed.  Later my friend shows up with a 12 pack and wants to drink.  So we're sitting in the living room getting drunk.  You know how people do strange things when they take ambien...?  Well, my wife gets out of bed and walks past us and goes into the kitchen.  She comes back out with a little bottle of wine, and sits down and starts talking and drinking with us.  Then she gets back up and goes to bed.  My buddy asked, "what was that..?"  I said, "that's one of the side effects of ambien, she's asleep." Now when my friend comes over he always asks about my wife. Is she sleeping..?  I bet she had to take ambien...?  Do you need to check on her..?  Are you sure she's ok...  So I do have to babysit my friend..!
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Re: 6/25/2014
« Reply #117 on: June 25, 2014, 10:05:40 AM »


Mornin' folks.
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Re: 6/25/2014
« Reply #118 on: June 25, 2014, 10:07:15 AM »

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Re: 6/25/2014
« Reply #119 on: June 25, 2014, 10:08:09 AM »

Once while taking ambien, my wife got up in the middle of the night and made a pot of chili.  She also washed the dishes.  When we got up the next morning, there was this pot of chili on the stove.  We're both like, "where did this come from...?"
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