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dwgbryant

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Re: 8/13/2014
« Reply #60 on: August 13, 2014, 08:09:31 AM »

so, I take it I'm smoking alone this morning?
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Re: 8/13/2014
« Reply #61 on: August 13, 2014, 08:13:28 AM »

huh, looks like Chip ran out of funnies.
Go for it, Deano.  Ya know you want to.
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, her breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions." "Onions?" the son asks. "Yes. You see them and they make you cry." This infuriates his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, "Mom, how many different kinds of penises are there?" The mother smiles and says, "Well, dear, a man also goes through three phases. In his 20s, his penis is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it's like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it's like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" the daughter asks. "Yes: Dead from the root up, and the balls are just for decoration.
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Re: 8/13/2014
« Reply #62 on: August 13, 2014, 08:13:29 AM »

so, I take it I'm smoking alone this morning?
It's pouring here.  Plus not allowed to smoke on the platform.
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Re: 8/13/2014
« Reply #63 on: August 13, 2014, 08:16:45 AM »

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was...God, I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get really screwed!
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Re: 8/13/2014
« Reply #64 on: August 13, 2014, 08:24:22 AM »

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Re: 8/13/2014
« Reply #66 on: August 13, 2014, 08:26:52 AM »

Mary to Jill: ‘My last boyfriend said he fantasised about having two girls at once.  Jill: ‘Most men do. What did you tell him?’  Mary: ‘I said, “If you can’t satisfy one woman, why would you want to piss off another one?”’
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Re: 8/13/2014
« Reply #67 on: August 13, 2014, 08:30:14 AM »

Good morning Guy's, Dean I am smoking a 1876 connie, and coffee .
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Re: 8/13/2014
« Reply #68 on: August 13, 2014, 08:31:22 AM »

Good morning Guy's, Dean I will am smoking a 1876 connie, and coffee .
Mornin' Steve!
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Re: 8/13/2014
« Reply #70 on: August 13, 2014, 08:33:34 AM »

Good morning Guy's, Dean I am smoking a 1876 connie, and coffee .
Show off!
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« Reply #71 on: August 13, 2014, 08:34:29 AM »

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Re: 8/13/2014
« Reply #72 on: August 13, 2014, 08:34:55 AM »

Good morning Guy's, Dean I am smoking a 1876 connie, and coffee .
Show off!
LOL.
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Re: 8/13/2014
« Reply #73 on: August 13, 2014, 08:38:15 AM »



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Re: 8/13/2014
« Reply #74 on: August 13, 2014, 08:44:37 AM »

Good morning Guy's, Dean I am smoking a 1876 connie, and coffee .
this Reserve is very good. thank you.
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