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[South Carolina Redfish]

Damn who woke up all the old farts?

Speak for yourself, ya old fart.

Just one of several around here.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Warden asked why do I have all those tubs stacked up in my office

Answer was simple, got a part time retirement job as a sperm donor and they sent me those for collecting the samples in.  She was almost amused.

[Threebean]

Warden asked why do I have all those tubs stacked up in my office

Answer was simple, got a part time retirement job as a sperm donor and they sent me those for collecting the samples in.  She was almost amused.

We are not. Thanks, O'Bummer! 

[Travellin Dave]

Nice Veal Parm for dinner, now a Warped La Hacienda and a pour of Longrow scotch.

Tempted to head outside for a smile myself, but it's 53 deg. Burrrrrrr....

That's friggin balmy!  39 here and feeling fine, don't even have the heater on.

Correction, 45.

[Travellin Dave]

Warden asked why do I have all those tubs stacked up in my office

Answer was simple, got a part time retirement job as a sperm donor and they sent me those for collecting the samples in.  She was almost amused.

They are NEVER amused.  Sense of humor is not extended to spouses.  I think it's in some warden handbook somewhere.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Warden asked why do I have all those tubs stacked up in my office

Answer was simple, got a part time retirement job as a sperm donor and they sent me those for collecting the samples in.  She was almost amused.

They are NEVER amused.  Sense of humor is not extended to spouses.  I think it's in some warden handbook somewhere.

I think Bean is maybe one of them as he is even less amused than the warden

[Threebean]

Warden asked why do I have all those tubs stacked up in my office

Answer was simple, got a part time retirement job as a sperm donor and they sent me those for collecting the samples in.  She was almost amused.

They are NEVER amused.  Sense of humor is not extended to spouses.  I think it's in some warden handbook somewhere.

I think Bean is maybe one of them as he is even less amused than the warden

Tubs full of TxDave semen?  How in the fook is that anything but gag inducing?  (TWSS)

[Threebean]

Warden asked why do I have all those tubs stacked up in my office

Answer was simple, got a part time retirement job as a sperm donor and they sent me those for collecting the samples in.  She was almost amused.

They are NEVER amused.  Sense of humor is not extended to spouses.  I think it's in some warden handbook somewhere.

Case in point, they don't think farts are funny. WTF? 

[Travellin Dave]

Warden asked why do I have all those tubs stacked up in my office

Answer was simple, got a part time retirement job as a sperm donor and they sent me those for collecting the samples in.  She was almost amused.

They are NEVER amused.  Sense of humor is not extended to spouses.  I think it's in some warden handbook somewhere.

I think Bean is maybe one of them as he is even less amused than the warden

Tubs full of TxDave semen?  How in the fook is that anything but gag inducing?  (TWSS)

Of course it's funny.  Why a big tupperware container when we all know one test tube will do.  YellowStar and his melamine jars is another story.....young stud!

[Travellin Dave]

Warden asked why do I have all those tubs stacked up in my office

Answer was simple, got a part time retirement job as a sperm donor and they sent me those for collecting the samples in.  She was almost amused.

They are NEVER amused.  Sense of humor is not extended to spouses.  I think it's in some warden handbook somewhere.

Case in point, they don't think farts are funny. WTF?

Exactly!

[South Carolina Redfish]

Warden asked why do I have all those tubs stacked up in my office

Answer was simple, got a part time retirement job as a sperm donor and they sent me those for collecting the samples in.  She was almost amused.

They are NEVER amused.  Sense of humor is not extended to spouses.  I think it's in some warden handbook somewhere.

I think Bean is maybe one of them as he is even less amused than the warden

Tubs full of TxDave semen?  How in the fook is that anything but gag inducing?  (TWSS)

Of course it's funny.  Why a big tupperware container when we all know one test tube will do.  YellowStar and his melamine jars is another story.....young stud!

LOL

[South Carolina Redfish]

Time for me to go to sleep, later tubs.

[Travellin Dave]

Time for me to go to sleep, later tubs.

Later short timer.

[Threebean]

Time for me to go to sleep, later tubs.

Sweet tub filling dreams, StudlyDave.

[Travellin Dave]

And with that lovely thought, its time for me to call it.  Have a good weekend.