I don't have the balls to buy chinese cigars on the internet yet.
The US doesn't have the will to prosecute for it. They just take the cigars and send you a nastygram. Now, if you're buying pallets of them, that would be a different story. Friend of mine ordered two boxes, they got seized, he got a nastygram, vendor sent him two more boxes. His warden freaked out over the nastygram, he freaked out over the nastygram. Now I process his orders for him...for a fee. Two cigars out of every box.
Thanks. Maybe I'll try my hand at it.
If you have any problems, just tell 'em Raz said it was cool.
How I imagine getting caught:
ME: Oh God, please don't hurt me. No, please I'll do anything, I'll talk...Raz said it was cool.
FEDS: Hold on there rookie, don't burn that nipple off yet...Did that piece of shit just say Raz?
ME: Yuh--yes I did sir. *sobbing*
FEDS: Oh, ok. *shoots me in the head*