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Re: 8/18/2019
« Reply #45 on: August 18, 2019, 11:04:39 AM »

Former Longhorns RB Cedric Benson dies in motorcycle accident.  Woman pulled out in front of him from a side street. A Girl on the motorcycle with him was also killed.

A true workhorse at Texas, Benson averaged 27 carries a game in his senior season collecting 1,834 yards and 19 touchdowns. Benson ended his four-year career ranked second on the Longhorns' all-time rushing list with 5,540 yards.

As a senior, he won the Doak Walker Award as the nation's top running back and was a consensus All-American.

He was drafted by the Chicago Bears with the fourth overall pick in the 2005 draft. He also played for the Cincinnati Bengals and Green Bay Packers over his eight-year NFL career.
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Re: 8/18/2019
« Reply #46 on: August 18, 2019, 11:40:56 AM »

Former Longhorns RB Cedric Benson dies in motorcycle accident.  Woman pulled out in front of him from a side street. A Girl on the motorcycle with him was also killed.

A true workhorse at Texas, Benson averaged 27 carries a game in his senior season collecting 1,834 yards and 19 touchdowns. Benson ended his four-year career ranked second on the Longhorns' all-time rushing list with 5,540 yards.

As a senior, he won the Doak Walker Award as the nation's top running back and was a consensus All-American.

He was drafted by the Chicago Bears with the fourth overall pick in the 2005 draft. He also played for the Cincinnati Bengals and Green Bay Packers over his eight-year NFL career.
senseless.
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Re: 8/18/2019
« Reply #47 on: August 18, 2019, 11:42:40 AM »

So if this is what retired life is like I want to be retarded too
So retired AND retarded?
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Re: 8/18/2019
« Reply #48 on: August 18, 2019, 12:00:52 PM »

So if this is what retired life is like I want to be retarded too
So retired AND retarded?
I am, not sure about anyone else.
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Re: 8/18/2019
« Reply #49 on: August 18, 2019, 12:05:04 PM »

Shrimp Salad Sandwich for lunch.
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South Carolina Redfish

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Re: 8/18/2019
« Reply #50 on: August 18, 2019, 12:05:58 PM »

So if this is what retired life is like I want to be retarded too
So retired AND retarded?
I am, not sure about anyone else.
Well, IMFO if you can’t spell retired you can’t expect to be retired
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Re: 8/18/2019
« Reply #51 on: August 18, 2019, 12:29:40 PM »

So if this is what retired life is like I want to be retarded too
So retired AND retarded?
I am, not sure about anyone else.
Well, IMFO if you can’t spell retired you can’t expect to be retired
Perhaps his ability to process words is retarded. He'll get it eventually.
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South Carolina Redfish

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Re: 8/18/2019
« Reply #52 on: August 18, 2019, 12:35:13 PM »

So if this is what retired life is like I want to be retarded too
So retired AND retarded?
I am, not sure about anyone else.
Well, IMFO if you can’t spell retired you can’t expect to be retired
Perhaps his ability to process words is retarded. He'll get it eventually.
Also he should know that you can’t be calling people retarded anymore, Sheesh!
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Re: 8/18/2019
« Reply #53 on: August 18, 2019, 12:43:56 PM »

Think I will watch the Braves and give myself an opportunity to doze off a little.
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Re: 8/18/2019
« Reply #54 on: August 18, 2019, 12:44:50 PM »

So if this is what retired life is like I want to be retarded too
So retired AND retarded?
I am, not sure about anyone else.
Well, IMFO if you can’t spell retired you can’t expect to be retired
Perhaps his ability to process words is retarded. He'll get it eventually.
Also he should know that you can’t be calling people retarded anymore, Sheesh!
Yes, we can't be offendin' anybody around here.
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Re: 8/18/2019
« Reply #55 on: August 18, 2019, 12:45:32 PM »

Think I will watch the Braves and give myself an opportunity to doze off a little.
There's nothing like falling asleep in front of a baseball game on TV. Except maybe golf on TV.
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Re: 8/18/2019
« Reply #56 on: August 18, 2019, 12:45:42 PM »

So if this is what retired life is like I want to be retarded too
So retired AND retarded?
I am, not sure about anyone else.
Well, IMFO if you can’t spell retired you can’t expect to be retired
Perhaps his ability to process words is retarded. He'll get it eventually.
Also he should know that you can’t be calling people retarded anymore, Sheesh!
that's not in the By-laws, yet.
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Re: 8/18/2019
« Reply #57 on: August 18, 2019, 12:46:42 PM »

Think I will watch the Braves and give myself an opportunity to doze off a little.
There's nothing like falling asleep in front of a baseball game on TV. Except maybe golf on TV.
Oh yeah, Golf on TV can cure insomnia
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Re: 8/18/2019
« Reply #58 on: August 18, 2019, 12:47:25 PM »

So if this is what retired life is like I want to be retarded too
So retired AND retarded?
I am, not sure about anyone else.
Well, IMFO if you can’t spell retired you can’t expect to be retired
Perhaps his ability to process words is retarded. He'll get it eventually.
Also he should know that you can’t be calling people retarded anymore, Sheesh!
that's not in the By-laws, yet.
That’s in the U.S. Constitution now
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Re: 8/18/2019
« Reply #59 on: August 18, 2019, 01:39:14 PM »

Soaked through my clothes...think it's pool time.
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