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Re: 8/3/2014
« Reply #60 on: August 03, 2014, 02:52:01 AM »

Pills
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A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he
hasn't been feeling well.

The doctor examines him, leaves the room and
comes back with three different bottles of
pills. The doctor says, "Take the green pill
with a big glass of water when you get up.
Take the blue pill with a big glass of water
after lunch. Then just before going to bed,
take the red pill with another big glass of
water."

Startled to be put on so much medicine the
man stammers, "Jeez doc, exactly what's my
problem?"

The Doctor says, "You're not drinking enough
water."
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Re: 8/3/2014
« Reply #61 on: August 03, 2014, 02:57:32 AM »

Time to hit the road for work guys, enjoy your day.
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Re: 8/3/2014
« Reply #62 on: August 03, 2014, 03:20:10 AM »

Pills
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A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he
hasn't been feeling well.

The doctor examines him, leaves the room and
comes back with three different bottles of
pills. The doctor says, "Take the green pill
with a big glass of water when you get up.
Take the blue pill with a big glass of water
after lunch. Then just before going to bed,
take the red pill with another big glass of
water."

Startled to be put on so much medicine the
man stammers, "Jeez doc, exactly what's my
problem?"

The Doctor says, "You're not drinking enough
water."
Love this joke, Chip.  It's humorous  ;D  but it also is a good health tip.
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Re: 8/3/2014
« Reply #63 on: August 03, 2014, 03:21:53 AM »

Night all, up way too late.  Sleep well
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Re: 8/3/2014
« Reply #64 on: August 03, 2014, 06:12:54 AM »

Time for a triple sheesh!
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Re: 8/3/2014
« Reply #65 on: August 03, 2014, 06:50:45 AM »

I would say Chip.  Folks sleeping in this Sunday morning for sure.  Good morning to you.
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Re: 8/3/2014
« Reply #66 on: August 03, 2014, 07:17:55 AM »

Full Sheesh morning, but we're already on page 5.
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Re: 8/3/2014
« Reply #67 on: August 03, 2014, 08:40:31 AM »

I would say Chip.  Folks sleeping in this Sunday morning for sure.  Good morning to you.
Good morning Dave.
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Re: 8/3/2014
« Reply #68 on: August 03, 2014, 08:41:25 AM »

I would say Chip.  Folks sleeping in this Sunday morning for sure.  Good morning to you.
I wish I could sleep in on my days off, I always wake up early no matter what.
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Re: 8/3/2014
« Reply #69 on: August 03, 2014, 08:59:12 AM »

I would say Chip.  Folks sleeping in this Sunday morning for sure.  Good morning to you.
I wish I could sleep in on my days off, I always wake up early no matter what.
True, but it's still a day off, enjoy!
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Re: 8/3/2014
« Reply #70 on: August 03, 2014, 08:59:36 AM »

I would say Chip.  Folks sleeping in this Sunday morning for sure.  Good morning to you.
don't accuse me of sleeping in, I've been on the golf course since 5:15am. sheesh.
good morning guys.
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Re: 8/3/2014
« Reply #71 on: August 03, 2014, 09:19:42 AM »

Good morning, gents.  I was reminded of a lot of stuff reading through Chip's posts.  I'm feeling old.
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Re: 8/3/2014
« Reply #72 on: August 03, 2014, 09:29:25 AM »

But you all make me feel young.  :)
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Re: 8/3/2014
« Reply #73 on: August 03, 2014, 09:37:46 AM »

24 days.
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Re: 8/3/2014
« Reply #74 on: August 03, 2014, 09:52:40 AM »

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