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[LSUFAN]

40th reunion tonight......just scary!

Damn you are old, of course it's only 4 years until my 40th.

[dwgbryant]

Morning Chip, ShortStack, Dave and Dean.

Good morning Dave.

Hey Chip.  Raining here too, so no mowing either.

80's and sunny here for today. may hit the lake when I get home.
heading for the shower. later guys.

[Travellin Dave]

40th reunion tonight......just scary!

I haven't even had my 35th anniversary of life yet.

Maybe we should have Lori show you the door too smartass.   lol

[Travellin Dave]

40th reunion tonight......just scary!

Damn you are old, of course it's only 4 years until my 40th.

Can't argue that.....from your list I saw that "Eddie Munster" is 61....

[LSUFAN]

 8 Oliva Serie 'G' Maduro Belicoso
         10/32.50
 7 The Reckoning by Studio Tobac Robusto
          5/19.99
 6 Man O' War Limited Toro Grande Gordo
         10/39.99
 5 Romeo y Julieta Reserva Real Toro
          5/24.50
 4 5 Vegas Series 'A' Apotheosis
         10/25.00
 3 CAO America
          3/16.99
 2 Four Kicks by Crowned Heads
         10/39.99
 1 Oliva Serie 'V'
          5/29.50

[Travellin Dave]

We're really rolling along this morning...

[LuvTooGolf]

We're really rolling along this morning...

Saturday banter will always drag, jam or not, fancy stars or not.

[Travellin Dave]

We're really rolling along this morning...

Saturday banter will always drag, jam or not, fancy stars or not.

True.  How's Jeni feeling today?

[LuvTooGolf]

We're really rolling along this morning...

Saturday banter will always drag, jam or not, fancy stars or not.

True.  How's Jeni feeling today?

Getting better by the day now. Hole in her back seems to be healing up pretty well. Thanks for asking.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Good morning, gentlemen.

[LuvTooGolf]

Good morning, gentlemen.

Chip is gone, just us degenerates here. Morning, Tony.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Light Bulb
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How many online forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

53 to flame the spell checkers.

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames.

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"...another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy".

109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped.

111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group.

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three".

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

44 to ask what is a "FAQ".

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again....

I need to save this for the future.

Very appropriate.  Thanks, Chip.

[A Friend of Charlie]

good morning. kind of nice waking up in someone elses bed. Quorum maduro and coffee on her porch.

Kissing and telling?

[A Friend of Charlie]

Good morning, gentlemen.

Chip is gone, just us degenerates here. Morning, Tony.

No, I was confident when I wrote that.  I definitely meant gentlemen.  Glad to hear the wifey is starting to feel better.

[TRO]

Good morning, gentlemen.

Chip is gone, just us degenerates here. Morning, Tony.

No, I was confident when I wrote that.  I definitely meant gentlemen.  Glad to hear the wifey is starting to feel better.

Definition of confidence - Coming home at 3 in the morning, stinking of gin, kicking the bed and saying "ok, you're next".