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Travellin Dave

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Re: 4/14/2016
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2016, 07:15:55 AM »

Morning Double69Dean.
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Re: 4/14/2016
« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2016, 07:21:59 AM »

Johnny non-football staying in the news...

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2016/04/13/johnny-manziel-accident/82998538/
Head line "hit and run".  But read down to the last paragraph, "Manziel’s friend Ryan Silverstein was the driver of the vehicle that struck a light pole".  A f'kn light pole qualifies as a hit and run since Johnny Trouble was involved. F'kn USA Today. 
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Re: 4/14/2016
« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2016, 07:25:18 AM »

Johnny non-football staying in the news...

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2016/04/13/johnny-manziel-accident/82998538/
"Sometimes trouble just follows a man" Clint Eastwood
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Re: 4/14/2016
« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2016, 07:27:16 AM »

Johnny non-football staying in the news...

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2016/04/13/johnny-manziel-accident/82998538/
Head line "hit and run".  But read down to the last paragraph, "Manziel’s friend Ryan Silverstein was the driver of the vehicle that struck a light pole".  A f'kn light pole qualifies as a hit and run since Johnny Trouble was involved. F'kn USA Today.
True, but hey, I needed some filler to get us to page two.
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Re: 4/14/2016
« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2016, 07:27:33 AM »

Morning Mr. Bean.
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Re: 4/14/2016
« Reply #20 on: April 14, 2016, 07:29:11 AM »

Suicide by farts....
learn something new every day.  Thanks Texas!

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/04/13/1-dead-sewer-gas-incident/83004376/
And another "gotcha" headline from that same commie rag.  "This is not an uncommon method of chemical suicide".  Mix the right house-hold chemicals together and poison yourself.  Nothing involving the sewer at all.
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Re: 4/14/2016
« Reply #21 on: April 14, 2016, 07:29:35 AM »

Drive-by post for me this morning. Travellin to the Jersey office today.

Hope you guys have a great day.
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Re: 4/14/2016
« Reply #22 on: April 14, 2016, 07:31:28 AM »

Morning Mr. Bean.
Morning USATodayReadingDave.  I know how it is when you travel a lot, it's tempting to purchase that piece o'crap "newspaper" at the airport, and it's often in the hotel lobby, but I refuse. 
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Re: 4/14/2016
« Reply #23 on: April 14, 2016, 07:32:54 AM »

Drive-by post for me this morning. Travellin to the Jersey office today.

Hope you guys have a great day.
Thanks Mr. Mayor.  Mine will be better if I avoid all USAToday links for the rest of the day.
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Re: 4/14/2016
« Reply #24 on: April 14, 2016, 07:40:55 AM »

Drive-by post for me this morning. Travellin to the Jersey office today.

Hope you guys have a great day.
Thanks Mr. Mayor.  Mine will be better if I avoid all USAToday links for the rest of the day.
Complaining again about NJDave posts?
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Re: 4/14/2016
« Reply #25 on: April 14, 2016, 07:47:58 AM »

Morning Mr. Bean.
Morning USATodayReadingDave.  I know how it is when you travel a lot, it's tempting to purchase that piece o'crap "newspaper" at the airport, and it's often in the hotel lobby, but I refuse.
Freebie in the lobby.  Don't disagree with you as to spin, but it does provide a quick fix to catch up on headlines.
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Re: 4/14/2016
« Reply #26 on: April 14, 2016, 07:50:24 AM »

Drive-by post for me this morning. Travellin to the Jersey office today.

Hope you guys have a great day.
Thanks Mr. Mayor.  Mine will be better if I avoid all USAToday links for the rest of the day.
Complaining again about NJDave posts?
RIGHT!  Thanks Fish, glad somebody has my back.  Hell, picking up Chips news updates and birthdays, Jam listing, getting things moving today and what do I get but shit.  Cut me deep Bean.
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Re: 4/14/2016
« Reply #27 on: April 14, 2016, 07:54:08 AM »

Drive-by post for me this morning. Travellin to the Jersey office today.
Hope you guys have a great day.
Thanks Mr. Mayor.  Mine will be better if I avoid all USAToday links for the rest of the day.
Complaining again about NJDave posts?
RIGHT!  Thanks Fish, glad somebody has my back.  Hell, picking up Chips news updates and birthdays, Jam listing, getting things moving today and what do I get but shit.  Cut me deep Bean.
Indeed.  No good deed, etc. 
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Re: 4/14/2016
« Reply #28 on: April 14, 2016, 07:56:04 AM »

Johnny non-football staying in the news...

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2016/04/13/johnny-manziel-accident/82998538/
Head line "hit and run".  But read down to the last paragraph, "Manziel’s friend Ryan Silverstein was the driver of the vehicle that struck a light pole".  A f'kn light pole qualifies as a hit and run since Johnny Trouble was involved. F'kn USA Today.
If there is property damage and you don't report it then it is a hit and run under every state's laws.  Sometimes there is a minimum damage amount but a light pole would exceed that.

Now as to being newsworthy Johnny Fuk'up was an uninjured passenger in a minor car wreck so no  justifiable reason to put that in the news.
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Re: 4/14/2016
« Reply #29 on: April 14, 2016, 08:02:47 AM »

Johnny non-football staying in the news...

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2016/04/13/johnny-manziel-accident/82998538/
Head line "hit and run".  But read down to the last paragraph, "Manziel’s friend Ryan Silverstein was the driver of the vehicle that struck a light pole".  A f'kn light pole qualifies as a hit and run since Johnny Trouble was involved. F'kn USA Today.
If there is property damage and you don't report it then it is a hit and run under every state's laws.  Sometimes there is a minimum damage amount but a light pole would exceed that.

Now as to being newsworthy Johnny Fuk'up was an uninjured passenger in a minor car wreck so no  justifiable reason to put that in the news.
Hey, stop beating up NJDave on his post.  He already feels taken for granted.  I'm sending him flowers to make it better.
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