Morning, muchachos.
Barnacle Raz the Sailor!
No barnacles on me. Barnacles are the maritime equivalent of moss. And as the say, a rolling stone...
According to Don McLean, moss grows fat on a rolling stone. Poetic license?
But what did he say about barnacles?
"In sex, as in boating, it's best to keep barnacles off your dinghy." - Abraham Lincoln, probably
We took turns tugging on our dinghy on this trip. It leaked a little, and went soft, so we had to pump it up. But once we got it hard, it was always ready for action.
Yes, we made ALL the jokes.