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Re: 6/7/2018
« Reply #30 on: June 07, 2018, 08:29:06 AM »

If you want to feel young at my age just go visit the cataract surgery office, sheesh!  I am the only one here that can actually stand up straight and walk on their own, much less find their way in the door.
I think we're meant to see poorly as we get older so that we won't sheesh as much.
Have you ever met anyone who sheeshed LESS the older they got?
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Re: 6/7/2018
« Reply #31 on: June 07, 2018, 08:31:19 AM »

If you want to feel young at my age just go visit the cataract surgery office, sheesh!  I am the only one here that can actually stand up straight and walk on their own, much less find their way in the door.
LOL. I need to have mine removed soon myself. I see everything in a fog.
That explains a lot. 
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Re: 6/7/2018
« Reply #32 on: June 07, 2018, 08:34:24 AM »

If you want to feel young at my age just go visit the cataract surgery office, sheesh!  I am the only one here that can actually stand up straight and walk on their own, much less find their way in the door.
LOL. I need to have mine removed soon myself. I see everything in a fog.
That explains a lot.
Now I know why old people can't drive worth a shit.
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Re: 6/7/2018
« Reply #33 on: June 07, 2018, 08:55:20 AM »

A “young girl” on a cellphone apparently hit another man’s car, broke his hip, got out to check on him as he was in great pain, but left the brake off her car, which rolled back over the guy. She called her boyfriend to ask what to do (he said call the police); meanwhile the poor man on the road pulled out his cellphone to call 911 for help. He should have pulled out his gun and shot her.
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Re: 6/7/2018
« Reply #34 on: June 07, 2018, 08:58:04 AM »

If you want to feel young at my age just go visit the cataract surgery office, sheesh!  I am the only one here that can actually stand up straight and walk on their own, much less find their way in the door.
I think we're meant to see poorly as we get older so that we won't sheesh as much.
Have you ever met anyone who sheeshed LESS the older they got?
Trust me, it would be out of control if they could actually see everything.
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Re: 6/7/2018
« Reply #35 on: June 07, 2018, 09:01:49 AM »

You’re never too old for a bris... or at least so goes the logic of Jamie Foltz’s father. The Miami 20-year old became upset when his father planned to have Foltz’s foreskin cut off. So he barged into his father’s room late one night and stabbed him in the neck. The father survived. So did the foreskin.
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Re: 6/7/2018
« Reply #36 on: June 07, 2018, 09:20:13 AM »

If you want to feel young at my age just go visit the cataract surgery office, sheesh!  I am the only one here that can actually stand up straight and walk on their own, much less find their way in the door.
LOL. I need to have mine removed soon myself. I see everything in a fog.
That explains a lot.
Now I know why old people can't drive worth a shit.
Got to have both eyes done , Double Sheesh!  Dr told me I should not be driving until after I get one done.......  I told him to go take a test run with the warden at the wheel and then let me know if that still makes any sense.
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Re: 6/7/2018
« Reply #37 on: June 07, 2018, 09:30:16 AM »

If you want to feel young at my age just go visit the cataract surgery office, sheesh!  I am the only one here that can actually stand up straight and walk on their own, much less find their way in the door.
LOL. I need to have mine removed soon myself. I see everything in a fog.
That explains a lot.
Now I know why old people can't drive worth a shit.
Got to have both eyes done , Double Sheesh!  Dr told me I should not be driving until after I get one done.......  I told him to go take a test run with the warden at the wheel and then let me know if that still makes any sense.
Hahaha. Even driving blindfolded you'd feel more secure.

#OhMagooYouveDoneItAgain
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Re: 6/7/2018
« Reply #38 on: June 07, 2018, 09:30:57 AM »

If you want to feel young at my age just go visit the cataract surgery office, sheesh!  I am the only one here that can actually stand up straight and walk on their own, much less find their way in the door.
LOL. I need to have mine removed soon myself. I see everything in a fog.
That explains a lot.
Now I know why old people can't drive worth a shit.
Got to have both eyes done , Double Sheesh!  Dr told me I should not be driving until after I get one done.......  I told him to go take a test run with the warden at the wheel and then let me know if that still makes any sense.
typical warden.
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Re: 6/7/2018
« Reply #39 on: June 07, 2018, 09:34:20 AM »

Scorcher on the Page.
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Re: 6/7/2018
« Reply #40 on: June 07, 2018, 09:35:19 AM »

Alrighty then, time to head north to Big D.  Adios, mofos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myA7ZUngLd8
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Re: 6/7/2018
« Reply #41 on: June 07, 2018, 09:40:16 AM »

Alrighty then, time to head north to Big D.  Adios, mofos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myA7ZUngLd8
Drive safely. If you see Pam Ewing, bang her once for me.
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Re: 6/7/2018
« Reply #42 on: June 07, 2018, 09:54:13 AM »

If you want to feel young at my age just go visit the cataract surgery office, sheesh!  I am the only one here that can actually stand up straight and walk on their own, much less find their way in the door.
LOL. I need to have mine removed soon myself. I see everything in a fog.
That explains a lot.
Now I know why old people can't drive worth a shit.
Only one a great many reasons.
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Re: 6/7/2018
« Reply #43 on: June 07, 2018, 09:54:53 AM »

Alrighty then, time to head north to Big D.  Adios, mofos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myA7ZUngLd8
Check up on progress of the CI lounge while you're there.
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Re: 6/7/2018
« Reply #44 on: June 07, 2018, 10:33:43 AM »

Scorcher on the Page.
Has been for 3 weeks, too much hot tub time Dean’O
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