Is this banter acting funny for anyone else? Mine keeps processing and never finishes loading the webpage...
Never had a problem finishing a load before.
Usually it's done too fast - I getcha 
I like to think of it as efficient.
That's what I tell the wife, always bitchin about something!
Speaking of that, did she let you deck the halls over the weekend?
No - was a rough weekend. Stomach flu is going around, she called in sick Friday night for work and was barfing so I went at had a cigar in the garage 
Then Saturday I was gone all day building a workbench and drinking beer so I never even saw her that day.
Sounds like you had a good weekend to me. Hope she's feeling better soon, and that you don't end up with it. Thanksgiving would be a helluva time to have a stomach thing.
Ohh god, no shit right! Too much food to be having stomach issues! She is doing better now - that's one of the perks about working at a hospital, always being around the sick ones. I think 9 people on her floor have had it...just imagine if a patient had it while giving birth...
