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Re: 4/21/2016
« Reply #240 on: April 21, 2016, 06:54:13 PM »

MO'W Skull Crusher lit with a Tito's & Lime Sparkling Water
Almost went with the same cigar from my Tex care package. Decided on the Diesel Uncut instead. Essentially because I was uncut today. Many of my colleagues can't say the same. It was a shitty day.
Damn, another one of those days.  Truly shitty, better have a couple of martinis.
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Re: 4/21/2016
« Reply #241 on: April 21, 2016, 06:55:30 PM »

Speaking of shitty days:


In yet another idiotic crime…

An eighteen-year-old named Cody Morris and two of his friends had an inspired idea. Instead of pay the hefty $1.49 or so that a large soda costs, they went through the McDonald’s drive thru and ordered three large waters… a huge tip off because, really, who does that? Then they promptly dumped out the water, went into the restaurant, and attempted to fill the cups up with soda.
Kind of an obvious crime, yes? And they would’ve gotten away with it too… if it weren’t for the fact that it’s SUPER OBVIOUS.
But here’s where it goes from dumb to stupid, and I’m not entirely sure who wins the award for biggest fail.
The manager attempted to stop these guys as any manager surely would, and while two of the guys returned their stolen soda, Morris refused. They tried to leave anyway. That’s when the manager took it to a comical level and stood behind the trio’s car in an attempt to stop them from taking a $1.49 in soda.
Because he refused to budge and decided then and there to risk no less than his life over the defense of company product, the manager was hit by their car not once, but twice. First when the guys reversed into him because, well, he wouldn’t move, and a second time when the manager tried to snatch their keys through the driver’s window to keep them from leaving.
Again… not entirely sure who the dimmest bulb in the box is: the guy with a lame plan to risk jail time over something that costs a whopping $1.49, or the guy who would risk his entire life for something that literally costs less to the company than the cup it comes in.
The guys sped off and the twice-hit manager called the cops who quickly found and arrested Morris on a felony robbery charge.
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Re: 4/21/2016
« Reply #242 on: April 21, 2016, 07:02:25 PM »

MO'W Skull Crusher lit with a Tito's & Lime Sparkling Water
Almost went with the same cigar from my Tex care package. Decided on the Diesel Uncut instead. Essentially because I was uncut today. Many of my colleagues can't say the same. It was a shitty day.
Damn, another one of those days.  Truly shitty, better have a couple of martinis.
They're definitely on the docket for this evening.
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Re: 4/21/2016
« Reply #243 on: April 21, 2016, 07:15:03 PM »

I'm sure this will sound awful and insensitive to the people that were notified today but I'll give it a shot anyway...

I actually was hoping that I would get the axe today. There is a very strong possibility it will happen later this year anyway. They are giving us 90 days notice and the people that were notified today will be on the payroll until the end of July. I would rather look for a new job during the summer than in the 4th quarter. Besides I'm tired of doing what I'm doing and will leave on my own next year if I don't get a package before then. Especially since there is a ton more work for me to do with every member of my team that they let go. Don't they know that I have bantering to do? Sheesh.
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Re: 4/21/2016
« Reply #244 on: April 21, 2016, 07:59:49 PM »

I'm sure this will sound awful and insensitive to the people that were notified today but I'll give it a shot anyway...

I actually was hoping that I would get the axe today. There is a very strong possibility it will happen later this year anyway. They are giving us 90 days notice and the people that were notified today will be on the payroll until the end of July. I would rather look for a new job during the summer than in the 4th quarter. Besides I'm tired of doing what I'm doing and will leave on my own next year if I don't get a package before then. Especially since there is a ton more work for me to do with every member of my team that they let go. Don't they know that I have bantering to do? Sheesh.
Sheesh is right but there nothing insensitive about that line of thought.
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Re: 4/21/2016
« Reply #245 on: April 21, 2016, 08:10:08 PM »

I wonder if my Tatuaje Especials showed up today. I'm still about 30 minutes away from being home so I guess we'll find out soon enough.
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Re: 4/21/2016
« Reply #246 on: April 21, 2016, 09:01:16 PM »

I'm sure this will sound awful and insensitive to the people that were notified today but I'll give it a shot anyway...

I actually was hoping that I would get the axe today. There is a very strong possibility it will happen later this year anyway. They are giving us 90 days notice and the people that were notified today will be on the payroll until the end of July. I would rather look for a new job during the summer than in the 4th quarter. Besides I'm tired of doing what I'm doing and will leave on my own next year if I don't get a package before then. Especially since there is a ton more work for me to do with every member of my team that they let go. Don't they know that I have bantering to do? Sheesh.
Well all the best brother , my job has been under microscope by the bean counters but honestly I would have to shit on the vp's to get fired
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Re: 4/21/2016
« Reply #247 on: April 21, 2016, 09:03:12 PM »

I have 1 up with knowing all the NY state codes. Not afraid to use my Ace in the hole.
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Re: 4/21/2016
« Reply #248 on: April 21, 2016, 09:04:48 PM »

Well all the best brother , my job has been under microscope by the bean counters but honestly I would have to shit on the vp's to get fired
I fantasize about pissing all over my VP's desk. It's kinda the only reason I play the lottery.
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Re: 4/21/2016
« Reply #249 on: April 21, 2016, 09:05:51 PM »

I wonder if my Tatuaje Especials showed up today. I'm still about 30 minutes away from being home so I guess we'll find out soon enough.
Smoking a little devil I found in the bottom. Of my humidor. Nice spice shining through. Decaf dunkin to drink
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Re: 4/21/2016
« Reply #250 on: April 21, 2016, 09:07:17 PM »

I wonder if my Tatuaje Especials showed up today. I'm still about 30 minutes away from being home so I guess we'll find out soon enough.
Smoking a little devil I found in the bottom. Of my humidor. Nice spice shining through. Decaf dunkin to drink
Enjoy! I just walked through the door. Gonna find me some dinner, put the kids to bed, and then find that martini shaker.
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Re: 4/21/2016
« Reply #251 on: April 21, 2016, 09:08:41 PM »

Friggin Yankees. Cashman must go. A's back to back. Best bullpen in baseball and you put Shrieve on the mound. Cannot believe this damn team
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Re: 4/21/2016
« Reply #252 on: April 21, 2016, 09:11:03 PM »

Just got in 1 hr ago from 1st baseball practice. Took weekend off.
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Re: 4/21/2016
« Reply #253 on: April 21, 2016, 09:12:58 PM »

MO'W Skull Crusher lit with a Tito's & Lime Sparkling Water
May not get a lot of love here, but MOW's overall are a solid.  Side projects and MOWPA are superior.
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Re: 4/21/2016
« Reply #254 on: April 21, 2016, 09:31:46 PM »

MO'W Skull Crusher lit with a Tito's & Lime Sparkling Water
May not get a lot of love here, but MOW's overall are a solid.  Side projects and MOWPA are superior.
I agree Dave this little devil is hitting the spot right now.
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