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Re: 4/21/2016
« Reply #120 on: April 21, 2016, 09:48:51 AM »

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Re: 4/21/2016
« Reply #121 on: April 21, 2016, 10:00:40 AM »

Any bets on the Page Offerings Today?
Something in a camo finish.
Exactly right!  Shotgun and rifle scabbards!
And the wager paid 1.15 to 1, so I'm in the money!
You can buy some serious crown molding with that cash!
Lot of good that does when he can't install it.
He's good at turning big pieces into little pieces
Measure twice, never get around to cutting it.  Hard to f'k up with that approach.
We back to talking about the trans folk again?
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Re: 4/21/2016
« Reply #122 on: April 21, 2016, 10:03:39 AM »

Attention Perverts!

The Target department store chain has jumped into the transgender bathroom debate by declaring that men who claim to be women may use whatever bathroom or changing room they choose.
“Inclusivity is a core belief at Target,” a new company statement reads. “It’s something we celebrate. We stand for equality and equity, and strive to make our guests and team members feel accepted, respected and welcomed in our stores and workplaces every day.”
The retailer added, “We welcome transgender team members and guests to use the restroom or fitting room facility that corresponds with their gender identity.”
“Everyone deserves to feel like they belong,” the statement concluded. “You’ll always be accepted, respected and welcomed at Target.”
Just have to sit back and wait for the first lawsuit against one of these companies for a perv hanging out in the ladies room.  Then we'll see how inclusive they are.
Sounds about right. Cause I doubt there's ever been a pervert in a bathroom they weren't supposed to be in before.
Difference is he has now been legitimized.
Forget the perv's... just wait 'til one forgets to put the seat back down. Fuggin heads will roll!
True, but theoretically a female gender identified person would pee sitting down.  Leaving the seat up would be a dead giveaway. Morning Steve.

And how would we identify transgender from cross dresser... Guess we're gonna need on of those TSA folks at the door.  :o
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Re: 4/21/2016
« Reply #123 on: April 21, 2016, 10:05:11 AM »

Any bets on the Page Offerings Today?
Something in a camo finish.
Exactly right!  Shotgun and rifle scabbards!
And the wager paid 1.15 to 1, so I'm in the money!
You can buy some serious crown molding with that cash!
Lot of good that does when he can't install it.
He's good at turning big pieces into little pieces
Measure twice, never get around to cutting it.  Hard to f'k up with that approach.
We back to talking about the trans folk again?

Caitlyn is attached to her junk... literally. No, really.  ;)
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Re: 4/21/2016
« Reply #124 on: April 21, 2016, 10:05:43 AM »

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Re: 4/21/2016
« Reply #125 on: April 21, 2016, 10:07:38 AM »

Any bets on the Page Offerings Today?
Something in a camo finish.
Exactly right!  Shotgun and rifle scabbards!
And the wager paid 1.15 to 1, so I'm in the money!
You can buy some serious crown molding with that cash!
Lot of good that does when he can't install it.
He's good at turning big pieces into little pieces
Measure twice, never get around to cutting it.  Hard to f'k up with that approach.
We back to talking about the trans folk again?

Caitlyn is attached to her junk... literally. No, really.  ;)
Correct, Travellin Dave has personally verified that. ;D
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Re: 4/21/2016
« Reply #126 on: April 21, 2016, 10:08:38 AM »

Any bets on the Page Offerings Today?
Something in a camo finish.
Exactly right!  Shotgun and rifle scabbards!
And the wager paid 1.15 to 1, so I'm in the money!
You can buy some serious crown molding with that cash!
Lot of good that does when he can't install it.
He's good at turning big pieces into little pieces
Measure twice, never get around to cutting it.  Hard to f'k up with that approach.
We back to talking about the trans folk again?
Probably will be until Dean gets back from the crabfuk'n with an EPC 2nd and a new story.
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Re: 4/21/2016
« Reply #127 on: April 21, 2016, 10:09:09 AM »

Attention Perverts!

The Target department store chain has jumped into the transgender bathroom debate by declaring that men who claim to be women may use whatever bathroom or changing room they choose.
“Inclusivity is a core belief at Target,” a new company statement reads. “It’s something we celebrate. We stand for equality and equity, and strive to make our guests and team members feel accepted, respected and welcomed in our stores and workplaces every day.”
The retailer added, “We welcome transgender team members and guests to use the restroom or fitting room facility that corresponds with their gender identity.”
“Everyone deserves to feel like they belong,” the statement concluded. “You’ll always be accepted, respected and welcomed at Target.”
Just have to sit back and wait for the first lawsuit against one of these companies for a perv hanging out in the ladies room.  Then we'll see how inclusive they are.
Sounds about right. Cause I doubt there's ever been a pervert in a bathroom they weren't supposed to be in before.
Difference is he has now been legitimized.
Forget the perv's... just wait 'til one forgets to put the seat back down. Fuggin heads will roll!
True, but theoretically a female gender identified person would pee sitting down.  Leaving the seat up would be a dead giveaway. Morning Steve.

And how would we identify transgender from cross dresser... Guess we're gonna need on of those TSA folks at the door.  :o
Junk check?
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Re: 4/21/2016
« Reply #128 on: April 21, 2016, 10:10:54 AM »

Any bets on the Page Offerings Today?
Something in a camo finish.
Exactly right!  Shotgun and rifle scabbards!
And the wager paid 1.15 to 1, so I'm in the money!
You can buy some serious crown molding with that cash!
Lot of good that does when he can't install it.
He's good at turning big pieces into little pieces
Measure twice, never get around to cutting it.  Hard to f'k up with that approach.
We back to talking about the trans folk again?

Caitlyn is attached to her junk... literally. No, really.  ;)
Correct, Travellin Dave has personally verified that. ;D

And that isn't really transgender, is it. He still likes women too. He's just a glorified cross dresser. How long before "the cause" calls him out to have it removed. Probably already are.
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Re: 4/21/2016
« Reply #129 on: April 21, 2016, 10:11:04 AM »

From the O'bummer Daily Journal"

Martin Luther King to Be Featured on the New $5 Bill

The $5 bill is set to get an upgrade of sorts. While former President Abraham Lincoln’s image will still grace the front of it, the reverse side of the bill is set to “honor historic events that occurred at the Lincoln Memorial,” including moments made memorable from the likes of civil rights icon Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., opera singer Marian Anderson and former first lady Eleanor Roosevelt, the U.S. Treasury Department announced Wednesday afternoon.
Yea, they are going to be crowding all sorts of folks on the backsides of the bills.
There has always been a controversy about the hitchhiker on the back of the $20 or is it the
$10 bill.  The engraving is a street scene with early automobiles on a road in front of a famous
government building.  After letting the person look at the bill, trying to figure out which of the pedestrians
is the hitchhiker, they are seeking, you nonchalantly mention; "Oh, he must have gotten a ride.". 
bazinga, and good morning folks.  8)
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Re: 4/21/2016
« Reply #130 on: April 21, 2016, 10:11:42 AM »

Attention Perverts!

The Target department store chain has jumped into the transgender bathroom debate by declaring that men who claim to be women may use whatever bathroom or changing room they choose.
“Inclusivity is a core belief at Target,” a new company statement reads. “It’s something we celebrate. We stand for equality and equity, and strive to make our guests and team members feel accepted, respected and welcomed in our stores and workplaces every day.”
The retailer added, “We welcome transgender team members and guests to use the restroom or fitting room facility that corresponds with their gender identity.”
“Everyone deserves to feel like they belong,” the statement concluded. “You’ll always be accepted, respected and welcomed at Target.”
Just have to sit back and wait for the first lawsuit against one of these companies for a perv hanging out in the ladies room.  Then we'll see how inclusive they are.
Sounds about right. Cause I doubt there's ever been a pervert in a bathroom they weren't supposed to be in before.
Difference is he has now been legitimized.
Forget the perv's... just wait 'til one forgets to put the seat back down. Fuggin heads will roll!
True, but theoretically a female gender identified person would pee sitting down.  Leaving the seat up would be a dead giveaway. Morning Steve.

And how would we identify transgender from cross dresser... Guess we're gonna need on of those TSA folks at the door.  :o
Junk check?

Curb side baggage check. lol
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Re: 4/21/2016
« Reply #131 on: April 21, 2016, 10:13:36 AM »

Morning Flip
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Re: 4/21/2016
« Reply #132 on: April 21, 2016, 10:14:21 AM »

Attention Perverts!

The Target department store chain has jumped into the transgender bathroom debate by declaring that men who claim to be women may use whatever bathroom or changing room they choose.
“Inclusivity is a core belief at Target,” a new company statement reads. “It’s something we celebrate. We stand for equality and equity, and strive to make our guests and team members feel accepted, respected and welcomed in our stores and workplaces every day.”
The retailer added, “We welcome transgender team members and guests to use the restroom or fitting room facility that corresponds with their gender identity.”
“Everyone deserves to feel like they belong,” the statement concluded. “You’ll always be accepted, respected and welcomed at Target.”
Just have to sit back and wait for the first lawsuit against one of these companies for a perv hanging out in the ladies room.  Then we'll see how inclusive they are.
Sounds about right. Cause I doubt there's ever been a pervert in a bathroom they weren't supposed to be in before.
Difference is he has now been legitimized.
Forget the perv's... just wait 'til one forgets to put the seat back down. Fuggin heads will roll!
True, but theoretically a female gender identified person would pee sitting down.  Leaving the seat up would be a dead giveaway. Morning Steve.

And how would we identify transgender from cross dresser... Guess we're gonna need on of those TSA folks at the door.  :o
Junk check?

Curb side baggage package check. lol
Fixed it for you BS
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Re: 4/21/2016
« Reply #133 on: April 21, 2016, 10:17:12 AM »

Hungry, think I'll go get a pork roll and egg sangwich
Bastige.
no, that's a different sandwich, completely.  :o
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Re: 4/21/2016
« Reply #134 on: April 21, 2016, 10:17:24 AM »

From the O'bummer Daily Journal"

Martin Luther King to Be Featured on the New $5 Bill

The $5 bill is set to get an upgrade of sorts. While former President Abraham Lincoln’s image will still grace the front of it, the reverse side of the bill is set to “honor historic events that occurred at the Lincoln Memorial,” including moments made memorable from the likes of civil rights icon Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., opera singer Marian Anderson and former first lady Eleanor Roosevelt, the U.S. Treasury Department announced Wednesday afternoon.
Yea, they are going to be crowding all sorts of folks on the backsides of the bills.
There has always been a controversy about the hitchhiker on the back of the $20 or is it the
$10 bill.  The engraving is a street scene with early automobiles on a road in front of a famous
government building.  After letting the person look at the bill, trying to figure out which of the pedestrians
is the hitchhiker, they are seeking, you nonchalantly mention; "Oh, he must have gotten a ride.". 
bazinga, and good morning folks.  8)

Ha! Morning, Flip. Thought for a minute you were going with a Masonic conspiracy.
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