Quote from: Travellin Dave on May 18, 2018, 08:31:35 AMToday’s Birthdays: .....Rapper Special Ed is 44.....That's offensive. Oh what, he's a person of color, it's OK.
Today’s Birthdays: .....Rapper Special Ed is 44.....
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That's it, I'm out!
Somebody brought in two dozen donuts this morning. That's not going to help my dickydo condition.
Quote from: LuvTooGolf on May 18, 2018, 07:53:17 AMQuote from: dwgbryant on May 18, 2018, 07:51:41 AMlady's daughter called asking if I had any oil. apparently her deadbeat live in boyfriend ran her 2018 Dodge Dart to the point that the oil sensor came on, or had been on for a looooong time, and won't start.How much does he drive it that it's that new and already completely shot on oil?Indeed. Perhaps it's a typo, 2008 Dart.
Quote from: dwgbryant on May 18, 2018, 07:51:41 AMlady's daughter called asking if I had any oil. apparently her deadbeat live in boyfriend ran her 2018 Dodge Dart to the point that the oil sensor came on, or had been on for a looooong time, and won't start.How much does he drive it that it's that new and already completely shot on oil?
lady's daughter called asking if I had any oil. apparently her deadbeat live in boyfriend ran her 2018 Dodge Dart to the point that the oil sensor came on, or had been on for a looooong time, and won't start.
Quote from: LuvTooGolf on May 18, 2018, 07:59:47 AMQuote from: dwgbryant on May 18, 2018, 07:53:18 AMhe's also rounded all the corners on it and dented the driver side door, rear bumper, and right rear quarter panel.He certainly sounds like marriage material to me. But maybe she should try having a couple of kids with him first, that will surely settle him down.I like the way the daughter calls Dean asking if he has any oil for it. That's deadbeat 101 for taking a problem of your own making and making it someone else's. Luckily Dean is on to that schitt. Right, Dean? Right?
Quote from: dwgbryant on May 18, 2018, 07:53:18 AMhe's also rounded all the corners on it and dented the driver side door, rear bumper, and right rear quarter panel.He certainly sounds like marriage material to me. But maybe she should try having a couple of kids with him first, that will surely settle him down.
he's also rounded all the corners on it and dented the driver side door, rear bumper, and right rear quarter panel.
Quote from: Threebean on May 18, 2018, 07:56:47 AMQuote from: LuvTooGolf on May 18, 2018, 07:53:17 AMQuote from: dwgbryant on May 18, 2018, 07:51:41 AMlady's daughter called asking if I had any oil. apparently her deadbeat live in boyfriend ran her 2018 Dodge Dart to the point that the oil sensor came on, or had been on for a looooong time, and won't start.How much does he drive it that it's that new and already completely shot on oil?Indeed. Perhaps it's a typo, 2008 Dart.nope, 2018, brand spanking new.
Quote from: Threebean on May 18, 2018, 08:07:00 AMQuote from: LuvTooGolf on May 18, 2018, 07:59:47 AMQuote from: dwgbryant on May 18, 2018, 07:53:18 AMhe's also rounded all the corners on it and dented the driver side door, rear bumper, and right rear quarter panel.He certainly sounds like marriage material to me. But maybe she should try having a couple of kids with him first, that will surely settle him down.I like the way the daughter calls Dean asking if he has any oil for it. That's deadbeat 101 for taking a problem of your own making and making it someone else's. Luckily Dean is on to that schitt. Right, Dean? Right?He can't answer, he's on his way to breakfast, then Auto Zone.
Quote from: dwgbryant on May 18, 2018, 09:32:21 AMQuote from: Threebean on May 18, 2018, 07:56:47 AMQuote from: LuvTooGolf on May 18, 2018, 07:53:17 AMQuote from: dwgbryant on May 18, 2018, 07:51:41 AMlady's daughter called asking if I had any oil. apparently her deadbeat live in boyfriend ran her 2018 Dodge Dart to the point that the oil sensor came on, or had been on for a looooong time, and won't start.How much does he drive it that it's that new and already completely shot on oil?Indeed. Perhaps it's a typo, 2008 Dart.nope, 2018, brand spanking new.my mistake, she got it last summer, before the deadbeat, and it's never seen servicing.
Quote from: dwgbryant on May 18, 2018, 09:36:10 AMQuote from: dwgbryant on May 18, 2018, 09:32:21 AMQuote from: Threebean on May 18, 2018, 07:56:47 AMQuote from: LuvTooGolf on May 18, 2018, 07:53:17 AMQuote from: dwgbryant on May 18, 2018, 07:51:41 AMlady's daughter called asking if I had any oil. apparently her deadbeat live in boyfriend ran her 2018 Dodge Dart to the point that the oil sensor came on, or had been on for a looooong time, and won't start.How much does he drive it that it's that new and already completely shot on oil?Indeed. Perhaps it's a typo, 2008 Dart.nope, 2018, brand spanking new.my mistake, she got it last summer, before the deadbeat, and it's never seen servicing.She put 60,000 miles on it in the last year?
Quote from: A Friend of Charlie on May 18, 2018, 09:45:13 AMQuote from: dwgbryant on May 18, 2018, 09:36:10 AMQuote from: dwgbryant on May 18, 2018, 09:32:21 AMQuote from: Threebean on May 18, 2018, 07:56:47 AMQuote from: LuvTooGolf on May 18, 2018, 07:53:17 AMQuote from: dwgbryant on May 18, 2018, 07:51:41 AMlady's daughter called asking if I had any oil. apparently her deadbeat live in boyfriend ran her 2018 Dodge Dart to the point that the oil sensor came on, or had been on for a looooong time, and won't start.How much does he drive it that it's that new and already completely shot on oil?Indeed. Perhaps it's a typo, 2008 Dart.nope, 2018, brand spanking new.my mistake, she got it last summer, before the deadbeat, and it's never seen servicing.She put 60,000 miles on it in the last year?Tony, forget it, you aren't going to figure this one out. Standby for the restraining order then ask questions.
