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Title: 4/21/2016
Post by: CigarBanter on April 21, 2016, 01:04:52 AM
What's up cigar enthusiasts?!  Any cigar deals on the various internet sites that are worth talking about? Join in this discussion and perhaps learn something along the way.  Warning: don't proceed if you have thin skin but don't be afraid to post either...  And welcome aboard!
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 21, 2016, 01:08:11 AM
wow T you have to reset this nightly? Good thing you don't leave it up to us knuckle draggers.
I was waiting around to flip the site and fell asleep 5 minutes before midnight. OOPS!
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: bluecollar on April 21, 2016, 01:10:24 AM
Thanks Mayor. Sweet dreams... lol.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 21, 2016, 01:10:25 AM
Don't worry Rick, I'm going to eventually get around to automating it. ;)
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 21, 2016, 01:11:02 AM
Thanks Mayor. Sweet dreams... lol.
Good night. Don't work too hard.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: bluecollar on April 21, 2016, 03:15:33 AM
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/21/sports/baseball/curt-schilling-is-fired-by-espn.html?_r=0


He was a Yankee killer but I always respected the baseball man. WTF has this world come to?
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 21, 2016, 03:58:39 AM
Don't worry Rick, I'm going to eventually get around to automating it. ;)
2020 is his current target. Morning, all.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: bluecollar on April 21, 2016, 04:32:07 AM
Don't worry Rick, I'm going to eventually get around to automating it. ;)
2020 is his current target. Morning, all.
Good morning Pluto
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 21, 2016, 04:33:59 AM
Don't worry Rick, I'm going to eventually get around to automating it. ;)
2020 is his current target. Morning, all.
Good morning Pluto
Back atcha, Rick.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 05:29:11 AM
Morning Early Risers. 

Did not sleep well and got a headache this morning.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 05:34:47 AM
Sheesh, more rain headed our way this morning.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 21, 2016, 05:41:06 AM
Sheesh, more rain headed our way this morning.
Morning, TexNugent. Don't forget your rubbers.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 05:43:31 AM
Sheesh, more rain headed our way this morning.
Morning, TexNugent. Don't forget your rubbers.
May need them!
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 05:55:43 AM
Work Time, BBL
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 06:13:48 AM
Morning Rick, Tony, Dave and Dave.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 06:15:03 AM
Today is Thursday, April 21, the 112th day of 2016. There are 254 days left in the year.

Today's Highlight in History:

On April 21, 1926, Britain's Queen Elizabeth II was born in Mayfair, London; she was the first child of The Duke and Duchess of York, who later became King George VI and the Queen Mother. Christened Elizabeth Alexandra Mary, the princess became monarch upon the death of her father in 1952, beginning a 64-year-old reign surpassing that of Queen Victoria.

On this date:

In 1649, the Maryland Toleration Act, providing for freedom of worship for all Christians, was passed by the Maryland assembly.

In 1789, John Adams was sworn in as the first vice president of the United States.

In 1816, Charlotte Bronte, author of "Jane Eyre," was born in Thornton, England.

In 1836, an army of Texans led by Sam Houston defeated the Mexicans at San Jacinto, assuring Texas independence.

In 1910, author Samuel Langhorne Clemens, better known as Mark Twain, died in Redding, Connecticut, at age 74.

In 1930, fire broke out inside the overcrowded Ohio Penitentiary in Columbus, killing 332 inmates.

In 1940, the quiz show that asked the "$64 question," ''Take It or Leave It," premiered on CBS Radio.

In 1955, the Jerome Lawrence-Robert Lee play "Inherit the Wind," inspired by the Scopes trial of 1925, opened at the National Theatre in New York.

In 1960, Brazil inaugurated its new capital, Brasilia, transferring the seat of national government from Rio de Janeiro.

In 1976, clinical trials of the swine flu vaccine began in Washington, D.C.

In 1986, a rediscovered vault in Chicago's Lexington Hotel that was linked to Al Capone was opened during a widely watched live TV special hosted by Geraldo Rivera; aside from a few bottles and a sign, the vault turned out to be empty.

In 1996, oddsmaker Jimmy "The Greek" Snyder died in Las Vegas at age 77.

Ten years ago: Nouri al-Maliki (NOO'-ree ahl-MAHL'-ih-kee) was nominated by the Shiites as Iraq's prime minister after outgoing Prime Minister Ibrahim al-Jaafari (EE'-brah-heem ahl JAH'-fah-ree) gave up his bid for another term. Chinese President Hu Jintao (hoo jin-tow) wrapped up his U.S. tour with a visit to Yale University in New Haven, Connecticut. Miss Kentucky Tara Elizabeth Conner was crowned Miss USA during the pageant in Baltimore.

Five years ago: President Barack Obama announced the Justice Department was assembling a team to "root out any cases of fraud or manipulation" in oil markets that might be contributing to $4 a gallon-plus gasoline prices. Sen. John Ensign, R-Nev., announced he would step down amid a developing ethics probe over how he'd handled an admitted extramarital affair with a former staffer and whether he tried to illegally cover it up. (The Senate Ethics Committee referred the case to the Justice Department, which decided not to prosecute Ensign.) Jess Jackson, 81, founder of the Kendall-Jackson winery, died in Geyerville, California.

One year ago: An Egyptian criminal court sentenced ousted Islamist President Mohammed Morsi to 20 years in prison over the killing of protesters in 2012. An Indonesian court found an American couple, Tommy Schaefer and Heather Mack, guilty of premeditated murder and sentenced them to prison in the death of Mack's mother, Sheila von Wiese-Mack, on the resort island of Bali. The head of the Drug Enforcement Administration, Michele Leonhart, announced her retirement in the wake of allegations that DEA agents had attended sex parties with prostitutes. Pope Francis accepted the resignation of U.S. Bishop Robert Finn, who'd pleaded guilty to failing to report a suspected child abuser. Mary Doyle Keefe, 92, the model for Norman Rockwell's iconic 1943 Rosie the Riveter painting, died in Simsbury, Connecticut.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 06:15:47 AM
Today's Birthdays: Britain's Queen Elizabeth II is 90. Actress-comedian-writer Elaine May is 84. Actor Charles Grodin is 81. Actor Reni Santoni (REH'-nee san-TOH'-nee) is 78. Anti-death penalty activist Sister Helen Prejean is 77. Singer-musician Iggy Pop is 69. Actress Patti LuPone is 67. Actor Tony Danza is 65. Actor James Morrison is 62. Actress Andie MacDowell is 58. Rock singer Robert Smith (The Cure) is 57. Rock musician Michael Timmins (Cowboy Junkies) is 57. Actor John Cameron Mitchell is 53. Rapper Michael Franti (Spearhead) is 50. Actor Toby Stephens is 47. Rock singer-musician Glen Hansard (The Frames) is 46. Actor Rob Riggle is 46. Comedian Nicole Sullivan is 46. Football player-turned-actor Brian White is 43. Olympic gold medal pairs figure skater Jamie Sale (sah-LAY') is 39. Rock musician David Brenner (Theory of a Deadman) is 38. Actor James McAvoy is 37. NFL quarterback Tony Romo is 36. Actor Terrence J is 34. Actress Gugu Mbatha-Raw is 33. Actor Christoph (cq) Sanders is 28. Rock singer Sydney Sierota (Echosmith) is 19.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 06:16:30 AM
Thought for Today: "I try to avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward." - Charlotte Bronte (1816-1855).
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 06:19:08 AM
For your USAToday fix:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2016/04/21/5-things-you-need-know-thursday/83088438/
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 21, 2016, 06:22:46 AM
Morning, ChipDave.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 06:35:38 AM
Morning, ChipDave.
;)
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 06:56:40 AM
Olympic flame has been lit and begins its journey to Brazil from Olympia Greece this morning.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: sfish on April 21, 2016, 07:06:07 AM
Olympic flame has been lit and begins its journey to Brazil from Olympia Greece this morning.
Dean lit a flame before that, EPC 2nd and strong coffee going
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 07:14:44 AM
Olympic flame has been lit and begins its journey to Brazil from Olympia Greece this morning.
Dean lit a flame before that, EPC 2nd and strong coffee going
Needed That!
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 07:14:56 AM
Morning Travellin Dave and Fish
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 07:17:08 AM
Halfwheel News:

Crowned Heads Ships The Angel’s Anvil 2016

The latest cigar for Tobacconists Association of America (TAA) has shipped. Crowned Heads announced that it would begin shipping The Angel’s Anvil 2016, the company’s TAA release. The eagle has landed. Shipping begins today. #CrownedHeads #TheAngelsAnvil 2016 #TAA #cigars #cigarlife pic.twitter.com/Y1JJ7zqYsm — Jon Huber (@TheCrownedHeads) April 20, 2016 This year’s version features a Connecticut broadleaf wrapper, a Nicaragua binder and Nicaraguan filler. It measures 5 1/2 x 54 and is the first time in three years the release has been box-pressed. Production is limited to 1,000 boxes of 20 cigars with a suggested retail price of $10.50.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 07:20:34 AM
Reports: Wrestling legend Chyna dies at 45  (Biggest star that I never heard of, but maybe others have)


According to reports late Wednesday, the wrestling world has lost one of its biggest stars.

TMZ and Wrestlinginc.com reported that former WWE star Chyna has died at just 45 years old. The Twitter page for the wrestler-entertainer confirmed the news.

Chyna, whose real name was Joanie Laurer, was found dead at her Southern California home, TMZ said, citing ProWrestlingSheet.com. Chyna may have overdosed, TMZ Sports reported.
 
Chyna transitioned from wrestling to acting, appearing in several TV shows. She was also a model and starred in pornographic films. However, she reportedly battled drugs and even appeared on the reality show "Celebrity Rehab" in 2008.

She promoted her documentary, "The Reconstruction of Chyna," last year
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Threebean on April 21, 2016, 07:21:29 AM
Good morning Daves and biebs. Another line of storms descending upon us. Looks to be hard but brief. (TWSS)
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 07:24:58 AM
Follow up to USATODAYDAVE's Austin Story:

Pastor in Whole Foods cake fight faces lawsuit over student debt

The pastor involved in a legal fight with Whole Foods Market over a cake with an anti-gay slur written on it also faces a separate lawsuit that accuses him of defaulting on about $28,000 in student loans


Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: sfish on April 21, 2016, 07:25:29 AM
Good morning Daves and biebs. Another line of storms descending upon us. Looks to be hard but brief. (TWSS)
Morning Mark, Tex, Dave, Dave
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 07:25:45 AM
Good morning Daves and biebs. Another line of storms descending upon us. Looks to be hard but brief. (TWSS)
Morning Hard but Brief Bean. 

Some heavy mist falling downtown at the moment.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 07:28:40 AM
From the O'bummer Daily Journal"

Martin Luther King to Be Featured on the New $5 Bill

The $5 bill is set to get an upgrade of sorts. While former President Abraham Lincoln’s image will still grace the front of it, the reverse side of the bill is set to “honor historic events that occurred at the Lincoln Memorial,” including moments made memorable from the likes of civil rights icon Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., opera singer Marian Anderson and former first lady Eleanor Roosevelt, the U.S. Treasury Department announced Wednesday afternoon.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 07:29:42 AM
Good morning Daves and biebs. Another line of storms descending upon us. Looks to be hard but brief. (TWSS)
Just what you need more of, right?
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 07:30:39 AM
Follow up to USATODAYDAVE's Austin Story:

Pastor in Whole Foods cake fight faces lawsuit over student debt

The pastor involved in a legal fight with Whole Foods Market over a cake with an anti-gay slur written on it also faces a separate lawsuit that accuses him of defaulting on about $28,000 in student loans
The Lord will forgive him....lawyers, not so much.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 07:31:22 AM
Morning Fishy and Mr. Bean.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 21, 2016, 07:31:57 AM
Don't worry Rick, I'm going to eventually get around to automating it. ;)
2020 is his current target. Morning, all.
What's the rush? AmIRight?
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 21, 2016, 07:32:08 AM
Good morning, folks.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Threebean on April 21, 2016, 07:32:21 AM
From the O'bummer Daily Journal"

Martin Luther King to Be Featured on the New $5 Bill

The $5 bill is set to get an upgrade of sorts. While former President Abraham Lincoln’s image will still grace the front of it, the reverse side of the bill is set to “honor historic events that occurred at the Lincoln Memorial,” including moments made memorable from the likes of civil rights icon Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., opera singer Marian Anderson and former first lady Eleanor Roosevelt, the U.S. Treasury Department announced Wednesday afternoon.
So the back side of the bill could be any number of images?  Guess they never heard of the "if it ain't broke" saying.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 07:33:26 AM
From the O'bummer Daily Journal"

Martin Luther King to Be Featured on the New $5 Bill

The $5 bill is set to get an upgrade of sorts. While former President Abraham Lincoln’s image will still grace the front of it, the reverse side of the bill is set to “honor historic events that occurred at the Lincoln Memorial,” including moments made memorable from the likes of civil rights icon Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., opera singer Marian Anderson and former first lady Eleanor Roosevelt, the U.S. Treasury Department announced Wednesday afternoon.
Yea, they are going to be crowding all sorts of folks on the backsides of the bills.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Threebean on April 21, 2016, 07:34:11 AM
Good morning, folks.
Morning Mr. Mayor.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 07:37:30 AM
Don't worry Rick, I'm going to eventually get around to automating it. ;)
2020 is his current target. Morning, all.
What's the rush? AmIRight?
Good Food Takes Time To Prepare!
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 07:38:05 AM
Good morning, folks.
Morning Mayor T
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 21, 2016, 07:40:28 AM
Follow up to USATODAYDAVE's Austin Story:

Pastor in Whole Foods cake fight faces lawsuit over student debt

The pastor involved in a legal fight with Whole Foods Market over a cake with an anti-gay slur written on it also faces a separate lawsuit that accuses him of defaulting on about $28,000 in student loans
Now I think we know the reason for his original lawsuit.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 21, 2016, 07:41:13 AM
Don't worry Rick, I'm going to eventually get around to automating it. ;)
2020 is his current target. Morning, all.
What's the rush? AmIRight?
Good things take time, this can too.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: sfish on April 21, 2016, 07:41:32 AM
Good morning, folks.
Tony!
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 07:45:55 AM
Follow up to USATODAYDAVE's Austin Story:

Pastor in Whole Foods cake fight faces lawsuit over student debt

The pastor involved in a legal fight with Whole Foods Market over a cake with an anti-gay slur written on it also faces a separate lawsuit that accuses him of defaulting on about $28,000 in student loans
Now I think we know the reason for his original lawsuit.
Becomes pretty obvious doesn't it!
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 21, 2016, 07:46:28 AM
Don't worry Rick, I'm going to eventually get around to automating it. ;)
2020 is his current target. Morning, all.
What's the rush? AmIRight?
Good Food Takes Time To Prepare!
You really get me.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 21, 2016, 07:46:41 AM
Good morning, folks.
Morning Mr. Mayor.
And you, sir
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Threebean on April 21, 2016, 07:46:46 AM
Don't worry Rick, I'm going to eventually get around to automating it. ;)
2020 is his current target. Morning, all.
What's the rush? AmIRight?
Good things take time, this can too.
My sentiments exactly.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 21, 2016, 07:47:16 AM
Good morning, folks.
Tony!
Fishy!
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 21, 2016, 07:47:42 AM
Don't worry Rick, I'm going to eventually get around to automating it. ;)
2020 is his current target. Morning, all.
What's the rush? AmIRight?
Good things take time, this can too.
I felt Tex was more sincere. GFY.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 21, 2016, 07:48:38 AM
Don't worry Rick, I'm going to eventually get around to automating it. ;)
2020 is his current target. Morning, all.
What's the rush? AmIRight?
Good things take time, this can too.
My sentiments exactly.
Hmmmm.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: bluecollar on April 21, 2016, 07:56:17 AM
Olympic flame has been lit and begins its journey to Brazil from Olympia Greece this morning.
Dean lit a flame before that, EPC 2nd and strong coffee going
ROTFLMAO
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 07:58:09 AM
I guess the Cock's think it is now the Preacher's Fault!

COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) —

South Carolina coach Will Muschamp has cut ties with former football chaplain Adrian Despres.

Department spokesman Steve Fink says Muschamp wanted to have "multiple voices" instead of one person to help with a player's spiritual side and development.

Despres has been connected with Gamecocks football from 2000-2015.

In an address to the Columbia Rotary Club last month, Muschamp outlined his spiritual philosophy for the team and said he wouldn't have a team chaplain.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 07:59:13 AM
Don't worry Rick, I'm going to eventually get around to automating it. ;)
2020 is his current target. Morning, all.
What's the rush? AmIRight?
Good things take time, this can too.
I felt Tex was more sincere. GFY.
Exactly!
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: FloridaDean on April 21, 2016, 08:01:15 AM
Olympic flame has been lit and begins its journey to Brazil from Olympia Greece this morning.
Dean lit a flame before that, EPC 2nd and strong coffee going
ROTFLMAO

funny. good morning guys. 1876 Reserve maduro robusto and coffee. kayaks loaded, low tide around 9:30am, going to an island to watch horseshoe crabs mate. why? I don't fucking know. maybe the lady wants to get ideas for later.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: bluecollar on April 21, 2016, 08:01:42 AM
Quick Smokie then nap for me. Taking the weekend off. Gotta be up when kiddo gets home. take care guys.....
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Threebean on April 21, 2016, 08:03:26 AM
Olympic flame has been lit and begins its journey to Brazil from Olympia Greece this morning.
Dean lit a flame before that, EPC 2nd and strong coffee going
ROTFLMAO
funny. good morning guys. 1876 Reserve maduro robusto and coffee. kayaks loaded, low tide around 9:30am, going to an island to watch horseshoe crabs mate. why? I don't fucking know. maybe the lady wants to get ideas for later.
Damn, that sounds romantic.  Morning Dean.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: bluecollar on April 21, 2016, 08:03:34 AM
Have fun Dean still better than watching most things woman do.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Threebean on April 21, 2016, 08:04:10 AM
Quick Smokie then nap for me. Taking the weekend off. Gotta be up when kiddo gets home. take care guys.....
Later Rick.  Thanks for keeping an eye on this place during the wee hours.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: FloridaDean on April 21, 2016, 08:05:20 AM
I hit a monster drive on the 360 yard par 4, 16th hole onto the land bridge 50 yards out and stuck my chip to 3" from the cup. the rest of the round was so so.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 08:10:12 AM
Morning LandCrabDean, we know what is going on in the sand at that sunrise island...............

Seems like that sand would lead to some serious skin rash....... ::)
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 08:15:19 AM
From the O'bummer Daily Journal"

Martin Luther King to Be Featured on the New $5 Bill

The $5 bill is set to get an upgrade of sorts. While former President Abraham Lincoln’s image will still grace the front of it, the reverse side of the bill is set to “honor historic events that occurred at the Lincoln Memorial,” including moments made memorable from the likes of civil rights icon Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., opera singer Marian Anderson and former first lady Eleanor Roosevelt, the U.S. Treasury Department announced Wednesday afternoon.
So the back side of the bill could be any number of images?  Guess they never heard of the "if it ain't broke" saying.
I guess not....they're going to be covering all bases it seems.  Better than stamps!
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 08:16:01 AM
From the O'bummer Daily Journal"

Martin Luther King to Be Featured on the New $5 Bill

The $5 bill is set to get an upgrade of sorts. While former President Abraham Lincoln’s image will still grace the front of it, the reverse side of the bill is set to “honor historic events that occurred at the Lincoln Memorial,” including moments made memorable from the likes of civil rights icon Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., opera singer Marian Anderson and former first lady Eleanor Roosevelt, the U.S. Treasury Department announced Wednesday afternoon.
So the back side of the bill could be any number of images?  Guess they never heard of the "if it ain't broke" saying.
I guess not....they're going to be covering all bases it seems.  Better than stamps!
There is a $3 bill joke in there somewhere, but I'll leave it be.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 08:19:32 AM
Don't worry Rick, I'm going to eventually get around to automating it. ;)
2020 is his current target. Morning, all.
What's the rush? AmIRight?
Good things take time, this can too.
My sentiments exactly.
Wondering when you would weigh in.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 08:20:20 AM
From the O'bummer Daily Journal"

Martin Luther King to Be Featured on the New $5 Bill

The $5 bill is set to get an upgrade of sorts. While former President Abraham Lincoln’s image will still grace the front of it, the reverse side of the bill is set to “honor historic events that occurred at the Lincoln Memorial,” including moments made memorable from the likes of civil rights icon Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., opera singer Marian Anderson and former first lady Eleanor Roosevelt, the U.S. Treasury Department announced Wednesday afternoon.
So the back side of the bill could be any number of images?  Guess they never heard of the "if it ain't broke" saying.
I guess not....they're going to be covering all bases it seems.  Better than stamps!
They have already fuct up all the stamps so now taking care of the $.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 08:21:50 AM
I guess the Cock's think it is now the Preacher's Fault!

COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) —

South Carolina coach Will Muschamp has cut ties with former football chaplain Adrian Despres.

Department spokesman Steve Fink says Muschamp wanted to have "multiple voices" instead of one person to help with a player's spiritual side and development.

Despres has been connected with Gamecocks football from 2000-2015.

In an address to the Columbia Rotary Club last month, Muschamp outlined his spiritual philosophy for the team and said he wouldn't have a team chaplain.
SEC is a bunch of Saban worshippers anyway.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 08:23:13 AM
Olympic flame has been lit and begins its journey to Brazil from Olympia Greece this morning.
Dean lit a flame before that, EPC 2nd and strong coffee going
ROTFLMAO

funny. good morning guys. 1876 Reserve maduro robusto and coffee. kayaks loaded, low tide around 9:30am, going to an island to watch horseshoe crabs mate. why? I don't fucking know. maybe the lady wants to get ideas for later.
If you don't have sufficient ideas by now....
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 08:26:41 AM
Attention Perverts!

The Target department store chain has jumped into the transgender bathroom debate by declaring that men who claim to be women may use whatever bathroom or changing room they choose.
“Inclusivity is a core belief at Target,” a new company statement reads. “It’s something we celebrate. We stand for equality and equity, and strive to make our guests and team members feel accepted, respected and welcomed in our stores and workplaces every day.”
The retailer added, “We welcome transgender team members and guests to use the restroom or fitting room facility that corresponds with their gender identity.”
“Everyone deserves to feel like they belong,” the statement concluded. “You’ll always be accepted, respected and welcomed at Target.”
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 08:27:10 AM
I guess the Cock's think it is now the Preacher's Fault!

COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) —

South Carolina coach Will Muschamp has cut ties with former football chaplain Adrian Despres.

Department spokesman Steve Fink says Muschamp wanted to have "multiple voices" instead of one person to help with a player's spiritual side and development.

Despres has been connected with Gamecocks football from 2000-2015.

In an address to the Columbia Rotary Club last month, Muschamp outlined his spiritual philosophy for the team and said he wouldn't have a team chaplain.
SEC is a bunch of Saban worshippers anyway.
::)
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 08:28:35 AM
Congrats on 7K LittleManintheBoatDean.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 08:30:05 AM
Attention Perverts!

The Target department store chain has jumped into the transgender bathroom debate by declaring that men who claim to be women may use whatever bathroom or changing room they choose.
“Inclusivity is a core belief at Target,” a new company statement reads. “It’s something we celebrate. We stand for equality and equity, and strive to make our guests and team members feel accepted, respected and welcomed in our stores and workplaces every day.”
The retailer added, “We welcome transgender team members and guests to use the restroom or fitting room facility that corresponds with their gender identity.”
“Everyone deserves to feel like they belong,” the statement concluded. “You’ll always be accepted, respected and welcomed at Target.”
Just have to sit back and wait for the first lawsuit against one of these companies for a perv hanging out in the ladies room.  Then we'll see how inclusive they are.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Threebean on April 21, 2016, 08:33:33 AM
Attention Perverts!

The Target department store chain has jumped into the transgender bathroom debate by declaring that men who claim to be women may use whatever bathroom or changing room they choose.
“Inclusivity is a core belief at Target,” a new company statement reads. “It’s something we celebrate. We stand for equality and equity, and strive to make our guests and team members feel accepted, respected and welcomed in our stores and workplaces every day.”
The retailer added, “We welcome transgender team members and guests to use the restroom or fitting room facility that corresponds with their gender identity.”
“Everyone deserves to feel like they belong,” the statement concluded. “You’ll always be accepted, respected and welcomed at Target.”
Just have to sit back and wait for the first lawsuit against one of these companies for a perv hanging out in the ladies room.  Then we'll see how inclusive they are.
Yep.  I stopped shopping there a long time ago as a result of their anti-self-defense policies. 
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: sfish on April 21, 2016, 08:34:06 AM
Hungry, think I'll go get a pork roll and egg sangwich
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 21, 2016, 08:37:57 AM
Hungry, think I'll go get a pork roll and egg sangwich
Bastige.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 08:40:21 AM
Attention Perverts!

The Target department store chain has jumped into the transgender bathroom debate by declaring that men who claim to be women may use whatever bathroom or changing room they choose.
“Inclusivity is a core belief at Target,” a new company statement reads. “It’s something we celebrate. We stand for equality and equity, and strive to make our guests and team members feel accepted, respected and welcomed in our stores and workplaces every day.”
The retailer added, “We welcome transgender team members and guests to use the restroom or fitting room facility that corresponds with their gender identity.”
“Everyone deserves to feel like they belong,” the statement concluded. “You’ll always be accepted, respected and welcomed at Target.”
Just have to sit back and wait for the first lawsuit against one of these companies for a perv hanging out in the ladies room.  Then we'll see how inclusive they are.
Yep.  I stopped shopping there a long time ago as a result of their anti-self-defense policies.
Comments from the Spartanburg County, SC Sheriff regarding transgender beanroom's

South Carolina sheriff says he would ‘whip’ trans woman in restroom
BIL BROWNING  · FRIDAY, APRIL 15, 2016

“I’ll be honest with you, I don’t even know why there’s an issue about which bathroom to use,” he said. “Because if you are a guy and you go into bathroom with my wife, I’m gonna make the news — I know there’s three cameras rolling — I’m gonna whip your tail if you go in there with my wife while she’s trying to use the bathroom, or my granddaughter. That is bologna,” Wright says.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 21, 2016, 08:41:08 AM
Attention Perverts!

The Target department store chain has jumped into the transgender bathroom debate by declaring that men who claim to be women may use whatever bathroom or changing room they choose.
“Inclusivity is a core belief at Target,” a new company statement reads. “It’s something we celebrate. We stand for equality and equity, and strive to make our guests and team members feel accepted, respected and welcomed in our stores and workplaces every day.”
The retailer added, “We welcome transgender team members and guests to use the restroom or fitting room facility that corresponds with their gender identity.”
“Everyone deserves to feel like they belong,” the statement concluded. “You’ll always be accepted, respected and welcomed at Target.”
Just have to sit back and wait for the first lawsuit against one of these companies for a perv hanging out in the ladies room.  Then we'll see how inclusive they are.
Sounds about right. Cause I doubt there's ever been a pervert in a bathroom they weren't supposed to be in before.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 08:44:04 AM
Attention Perverts!

The Target department store chain has jumped into the transgender bathroom debate by declaring that men who claim to be women may use whatever bathroom or changing room they choose.
“Inclusivity is a core belief at Target,” a new company statement reads. “It’s something we celebrate. We stand for equality and equity, and strive to make our guests and team members feel accepted, respected and welcomed in our stores and workplaces every day.”
The retailer added, “We welcome transgender team members and guests to use the restroom or fitting room facility that corresponds with their gender identity.”
“Everyone deserves to feel like they belong,” the statement concluded. “You’ll always be accepted, respected and welcomed at Target.”
Just have to sit back and wait for the first lawsuit against one of these companies for a perv hanging out in the ladies room.  Then we'll see how inclusive they are.
Sounds about right. Cause I doubt there's ever been a pervert in a bathroom they weren't supposed to be in before.
Congressman Larry Craig (R) Idaho ring a bell?
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Threebean on April 21, 2016, 08:44:07 AM
Attention Perverts!

The Target department store chain has jumped into the transgender bathroom debate by declaring that men who claim to be women may use whatever bathroom or changing room they choose.
“Inclusivity is a core belief at Target,” a new company statement reads. “It’s something we celebrate. We stand for equality and equity, and strive to make our guests and team members feel accepted, respected and welcomed in our stores and workplaces every day.”
The retailer added, “We welcome transgender team members and guests to use the restroom or fitting room facility that corresponds with their gender identity.”
“Everyone deserves to feel like they belong,” the statement concluded. “You’ll always be accepted, respected and welcomed at Target.”
Just have to sit back and wait for the first lawsuit against one of these companies for a perv hanging out in the ladies room.  Then we'll see how inclusive they are.
Sounds about right. Cause I doubt there's ever been a pervert in a bathroom they weren't supposed to be in before.
Difference is he has now been legitimized.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 08:53:16 AM
Any bets on the Page Offerings Today?
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Threebean on April 21, 2016, 08:54:03 AM
Any bets on the Page Offerings Today?
Something in a camo finish.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 08:54:48 AM
@ Golf,  when do you find out about your new schedule?   
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 08:55:24 AM
Any bets on the Page Offerings Today?
Something in a camo finish.
Solid bet but odds will not present a large payoff.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Threebean on April 21, 2016, 08:58:37 AM
Any bets on the Page Offerings Today?
Something in a camo finish.
Solid bet but odds will not present a large payoff.
Then I'll put some 20 to 1 money on a scorcher.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 09:00:53 AM
Hungry, think I'll go get a pork roll and egg sangwich
Don't you have an insurance cholesterol check along with the nicotine check?
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 09:01:54 AM
At the Page Today

Chunky 20 Cigar Big Ring Samplers for an Absurd $39.99

Tactical Shotgun & Rible Scabbard's - Including Camo
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 09:02:06 AM
Any bets on the Page Offerings Today?
Something in a camo finish.
Exactly right!  Shotgun and rifle scabbards!
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 09:02:33 AM
Any bets on the Page Offerings Today?
Something in a camo finish.
Solid bet but odds will not present a large payoff.
Then I'll put some 20 to 1 money on a scorcher.
Send me your $1, should not have changed.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Threebean on April 21, 2016, 09:03:03 AM
Any bets on the Page Offerings Today?
Something in a camo finish.
Exactly right!  Shotgun and rifle scabbards!
And the wager paid 1.15 to 1, so I'm in the money!
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 09:03:21 AM
Any bets on the Page Offerings Today?
Something in a camo finish.
Exactly right!  Shotgun and rifle scabbards!
Too bad he changed his bet and lost a dollar
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 09:03:48 AM
Attention Perverts!

The Target department store chain has jumped into the transgender bathroom debate by declaring that men who claim to be women may use whatever bathroom or changing room they choose.
“Inclusivity is a core belief at Target,” a new company statement reads. “It’s something we celebrate. We stand for equality and equity, and strive to make our guests and team members feel accepted, respected and welcomed in our stores and workplaces every day.”
The retailer added, “We welcome transgender team members and guests to use the restroom or fitting room facility that corresponds with their gender identity.”
“Everyone deserves to feel like they belong,” the statement concluded. “You’ll always be accepted, respected and welcomed at Target.”
Just have to sit back and wait for the first lawsuit against one of these companies for a perv hanging out in the ladies room.  Then we'll see how inclusive they are.
Sounds about right. Cause I doubt there's ever been a pervert in a bathroom they weren't supposed to be in before.
Congressman Larry Craig (R) Idaho ring a bell?
Or NJ Governor Jim McGreevey...
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: BackyardSmoker on April 21, 2016, 09:03:50 AM
Attention Perverts!

The Target department store chain has jumped into the transgender bathroom debate by declaring that men who claim to be women may use whatever bathroom or changing room they choose.
“Inclusivity is a core belief at Target,” a new company statement reads. “It’s something we celebrate. We stand for equality and equity, and strive to make our guests and team members feel accepted, respected and welcomed in our stores and workplaces every day.”
The retailer added, “We welcome transgender team members and guests to use the restroom or fitting room facility that corresponds with their gender identity.”
“Everyone deserves to feel like they belong,” the statement concluded. “You’ll always be accepted, respected and welcomed at Target.”
Just have to sit back and wait for the first lawsuit against one of these companies for a perv hanging out in the ladies room.  Then we'll see how inclusive they are.
Sounds about right. Cause I doubt there's ever been a pervert in a bathroom they weren't supposed to be in before.
Difference is he has now been legitimized.

Forget the perv's... just wait 'til one forgets to put the seat back down. Fuggin heads will roll!
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: BackyardSmoker on April 21, 2016, 09:04:40 AM
Morning, fellas.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 21, 2016, 09:04:59 AM
@ Golf,  when do you find out about your new schedule?
5/5 is the scheduled date, as of now. Then new schedule will start week of 6/19.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 21, 2016, 09:05:12 AM
Attention Perverts!

The Target department store chain has jumped into the transgender bathroom debate by declaring that men who claim to be women may use whatever bathroom or changing room they choose.
“Inclusivity is a core belief at Target,” a new company statement reads. “It’s something we celebrate. We stand for equality and equity, and strive to make our guests and team members feel accepted, respected and welcomed in our stores and workplaces every day.”
The retailer added, “We welcome transgender team members and guests to use the restroom or fitting room facility that corresponds with their gender identity.”
“Everyone deserves to feel like they belong,” the statement concluded. “You’ll always be accepted, respected and welcomed at Target.”
Just have to sit back and wait for the first lawsuit against one of these companies for a perv hanging out in the ladies room.  Then we'll see how inclusive they are.
Sounds about right. Cause I doubt there's ever been a pervert in a bathroom they weren't supposed to be in before.
Difference is he has now been legitimized.

Forget the perv's... just wait 'til one forgets to put the seat back down. Fuggin heads will roll!
LALTS
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 09:05:51 AM
Any bets on the Page Offerings Today?
Something in a camo finish.
Exactly right!  Shotgun and rifle scabbards!
And the wager paid 1.15 to 1, so I'm in the money!
You can buy some serious crown molding with that cash!
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 21, 2016, 09:06:18 AM
Attention Perverts!

The Target department store chain has jumped into the transgender bathroom debate by declaring that men who claim to be women may use whatever bathroom or changing room they choose.
“Inclusivity is a core belief at Target,” a new company statement reads. “It’s something we celebrate. We stand for equality and equity, and strive to make our guests and team members feel accepted, respected and welcomed in our stores and workplaces every day.”
The retailer added, “We welcome transgender team members and guests to use the restroom or fitting room facility that corresponds with their gender identity.”
“Everyone deserves to feel like they belong,” the statement concluded. “You’ll always be accepted, respected and welcomed at Target.”
Just have to sit back and wait for the first lawsuit against one of these companies for a perv hanging out in the ladies room.  Then we'll see how inclusive they are.
Sounds about right. Cause I doubt there's ever been a pervert in a bathroom they weren't supposed to be in before.
Congressman Larry Craig (R) Idaho ring a bell?
Or NJ Governor Jim McGreevey...
My point was that yes, it's happened before, and it will continue to happen, regardless of the law. Tony, we need a sarcasm font.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 09:06:54 AM
Attention Perverts!

The Target department store chain has jumped into the transgender bathroom debate by declaring that men who claim to be women may use whatever bathroom or changing room they choose.
“Inclusivity is a core belief at Target,” a new company statement reads. “It’s something we celebrate. We stand for equality and equity, and strive to make our guests and team members feel accepted, respected and welcomed in our stores and workplaces every day.”
The retailer added, “We welcome transgender team members and guests to use the restroom or fitting room facility that corresponds with their gender identity.”
“Everyone deserves to feel like they belong,” the statement concluded. “You’ll always be accepted, respected and welcomed at Target.”
Just have to sit back and wait for the first lawsuit against one of these companies for a perv hanging out in the ladies room.  Then we'll see how inclusive they are.
Sounds about right. Cause I doubt there's ever been a pervert in a bathroom they weren't supposed to be in before.
Difference is he has now been legitimized.

Forget the perv's... just wait 'til one forgets to put the seat back down. Fuggin heads will roll!
Truth!
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 09:09:54 AM
@ Golf,  when do you find out about your new schedule?
5/5 is the scheduled date, as of now. Then new schedule will start week of 6/19.
Thanks, we got to make sure the Banter is covered.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: sfish on April 21, 2016, 09:10:12 AM
Hungry, think I'll go get a pork roll and egg sangwich
Don't you have an insurance cholesterol check along with the nicotine check?
No worries, I had a piece of asparagus last night
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 09:10:52 AM
Any bets on the Page Offerings Today?
Something in a camo finish.
Exactly right!  Shotgun and rifle scabbards!
And the wager paid 1.15 to 1, so I'm in the money!
You can buy some serious crown molding with that cash!
Lot of good that does when he can't install it.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 09:15:28 AM
Attention Perverts!

The Target department store chain has jumped into the transgender bathroom debate by declaring that men who claim to be women may use whatever bathroom or changing room they choose.
“Inclusivity is a core belief at Target,” a new company statement reads. “It’s something we celebrate. We stand for equality and equity, and strive to make our guests and team members feel accepted, respected and welcomed in our stores and workplaces every day.”
The retailer added, “We welcome transgender team members and guests to use the restroom or fitting room facility that corresponds with their gender identity.”
“Everyone deserves to feel like they belong,” the statement concluded. “You’ll always be accepted, respected and welcomed at Target.”
Just have to sit back and wait for the first lawsuit against one of these companies for a perv hanging out in the ladies room.  Then we'll see how inclusive they are.
Sounds about right. Cause I doubt there's ever been a pervert in a bathroom they weren't supposed to be in before.
Congressman Larry Craig (R) Idaho ring a bell?
Or NJ Governor Jim McGreevey...
My point was that yes, it's happened before, and it will continue to happen, regardless of the law. Tony, we need a sarcasm font.
True that.  What amazes me is the amount of energy and nonsense this has raised over a near total non-issue.  Disregarding the pervs that as you said have always been there, how many transgender people are out there that require all these laws and lawsuits and protests and whatever.  Quick lookup is approx 700,000 or < .3% of the population.  Of them, a clear majority can use their "gender identified" bathroom and no one will ever notice.  While looking up that number, saw that Facebook has 50 gender options available.  We're going to need more bathrooms!
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: sfish on April 21, 2016, 09:16:34 AM
Any bets on the Page Offerings Today?
Something in a camo finish.
Exactly right!  Shotgun and rifle scabbards!
And the wager paid 1.15 to 1, so I'm in the money!
You can buy some serious crown molding with that cash!
Lot of good that does when he can't install it.
He's good at turning big pieces into little pieces
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 09:17:46 AM
Attention Perverts!

The Target department store chain has jumped into the transgender bathroom debate by declaring that men who claim to be women may use whatever bathroom or changing room they choose.
“Inclusivity is a core belief at Target,” a new company statement reads. “It’s something we celebrate. We stand for equality and equity, and strive to make our guests and team members feel accepted, respected and welcomed in our stores and workplaces every day.”
The retailer added, “We welcome transgender team members and guests to use the restroom or fitting room facility that corresponds with their gender identity.”
“Everyone deserves to feel like they belong,” the statement concluded. “You’ll always be accepted, respected and welcomed at Target.”
Just have to sit back and wait for the first lawsuit against one of these companies for a perv hanging out in the ladies room.  Then we'll see how inclusive they are.
Sounds about right. Cause I doubt there's ever been a pervert in a bathroom they weren't supposed to be in before.
Congressman Larry Craig (R) Idaho ring a bell?
Or NJ Governor Jim McGreevey...
My point was that yes, it's happened before, and it will continue to happen, regardless of the law. Tony, we need a sarcasm font.
True that.  What amazes me is the amount of energy and nonsense this has raised over a near total non-issue.  Disregarding the pervs that as you said have always been there, how many transgender people are out there that require all these laws and lawsuits and protests and whatever.  Quick lookup is approx 700,000 or < .3% of the population.  Of them, a clear majority can use their "gender identified" bathroom and no one will ever notice.  While looking up that number, saw that Facebook has 50 gender options available.  We're going to need more bathrooms!
I thought it was just an opportunity for blood suckers like Target, Starbucks and Walmart to reduce costs by building their facilities with only one bathroom rather than the extra expense of two.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 09:19:19 AM
A lot of funny news out there to report and comment on today, great for improving page counts.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 21, 2016, 09:20:41 AM
Attention Perverts!

The Target department store chain has jumped into the transgender bathroom debate by declaring that men who claim to be women may use whatever bathroom or changing room they choose.
“Inclusivity is a core belief at Target,” a new company statement reads. “It’s something we celebrate. We stand for equality and equity, and strive to make our guests and team members feel accepted, respected and welcomed in our stores and workplaces every day.”
The retailer added, “We welcome transgender team members and guests to use the restroom or fitting room facility that corresponds with their gender identity.”
“Everyone deserves to feel like they belong,” the statement concluded. “You’ll always be accepted, respected and welcomed at Target.”
Just have to sit back and wait for the first lawsuit against one of these companies for a perv hanging out in the ladies room.  Then we'll see how inclusive they are.
Sounds about right. Cause I doubt there's ever been a pervert in a bathroom they weren't supposed to be in before.
Congressman Larry Craig (R) Idaho ring a bell?
Or NJ Governor Jim McGreevey...
My point was that yes, it's happened before, and it will continue to happen, regardless of the law. Tony, we need a sarcasm font.
True that.  What amazes me is the amount of energy and nonsense this has raised over a near total non-issue.  Disregarding the pervs that as you said have always been there, how many transgender people are out there that require all these laws and lawsuits and protests and whatever.  Quick lookup is approx 700,000 or < .3% of the population.  Of them, a clear majority can use their "gender identified" bathroom and no one will ever notice.  While looking up that number, saw that Facebook has 50 gender options available.  We're going to need more bathrooms!
Get Mark to help installing the CM in all of those, it'll take until long after the banter flip is automated.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 21, 2016, 09:21:28 AM
A lot of funny news out there to report and comment on today, great for improving page counts.
Hell yeah, we got to 20 pages yesterday, that almost sounds like an error.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 09:26:32 AM
A lot of funny news out there to report and comment on today, great for improving page counts.
That's the way we like it!
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 09:28:02 AM
Attention Perverts!

The Target department store chain has jumped into the transgender bathroom debate by declaring that men who claim to be women may use whatever bathroom or changing room they choose.
“Inclusivity is a core belief at Target,” a new company statement reads. “It’s something we celebrate. We stand for equality and equity, and strive to make our guests and team members feel accepted, respected and welcomed in our stores and workplaces every day.”
The retailer added, “We welcome transgender team members and guests to use the restroom or fitting room facility that corresponds with their gender identity.”
“Everyone deserves to feel like they belong,” the statement concluded. “You’ll always be accepted, respected and welcomed at Target.”
Just have to sit back and wait for the first lawsuit against one of these companies for a perv hanging out in the ladies room.  Then we'll see how inclusive they are.
Sounds about right. Cause I doubt there's ever been a pervert in a bathroom they weren't supposed to be in before.
Congressman Larry Craig (R) Idaho ring a bell?
Or NJ Governor Jim McGreevey...
My point was that yes, it's happened before, and it will continue to happen, regardless of the law. Tony, we need a sarcasm font.
Didn't work for Curt Schilling....http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/21/sports/baseball/curt-schilling-is-fired-by-espn.html
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 09:32:20 AM
One of our employees had a wreck in an office car yesterday about 100 yards from the office on a downtown low speed street, claims not her fault of course but I have no idea about whether it was or not.

Anyway there were 3 cars involved and they of course had fire trucks and ambulances there..........    Look at the damage on the car she was driving and decide for yourself but she said yesterday she was ok and this morning she is too injured to come to work, arm and hand are numb and cant move her shoulder it hurts so bad.......

Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 09:33:59 AM
Attention Perverts!

The Target department store chain has jumped into the transgender bathroom debate by declaring that men who claim to be women may use whatever bathroom or changing room they choose.
“Inclusivity is a core belief at Target,” a new company statement reads. “It’s something we celebrate. We stand for equality and equity, and strive to make our guests and team members feel accepted, respected and welcomed in our stores and workplaces every day.”
The retailer added, “We welcome transgender team members and guests to use the restroom or fitting room facility that corresponds with their gender identity.”
“Everyone deserves to feel like they belong,” the statement concluded. “You’ll always be accepted, respected and welcomed at Target.”
Just have to sit back and wait for the first lawsuit against one of these companies for a perv hanging out in the ladies room.  Then we'll see how inclusive they are.
Sounds about right. Cause I doubt there's ever been a pervert in a bathroom they weren't supposed to be in before.
Congressman Larry Craig (R) Idaho ring a bell?
Or NJ Governor Jim McGreevey...
My point was that yes, it's happened before, and it will continue to happen, regardless of the law. Tony, we need a sarcasm font.
Didn't work for Curt Schilling....http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/21/sports/baseball/curt-schilling-is-fired-by-espn.html
Fuk'n ESPN is a full blown Commie Arm of ABC and of course Disney owns a share of it too.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 21, 2016, 09:37:43 AM
Attention Perverts!

The Target department store chain has jumped into the transgender bathroom debate by declaring that men who claim to be women may use whatever bathroom or changing room they choose.
“Inclusivity is a core belief at Target,” a new company statement reads. “It’s something we celebrate. We stand for equality and equity, and strive to make our guests and team members feel accepted, respected and welcomed in our stores and workplaces every day.”
The retailer added, “We welcome transgender team members and guests to use the restroom or fitting room facility that corresponds with their gender identity.”
“Everyone deserves to feel like they belong,” the statement concluded. “You’ll always be accepted, respected and welcomed at Target.”
Just have to sit back and wait for the first lawsuit against one of these companies for a perv hanging out in the ladies room.  Then we'll see how inclusive they are.
Sounds about right. Cause I doubt there's ever been a pervert in a bathroom they weren't supposed to be in before.
Congressman Larry Craig (R) Idaho ring a bell?
Or NJ Governor Jim McGreevey...
My point was that yes, it's happened before, and it will continue to happen, regardless of the law. Tony, we need a sarcasm font.
Didn't work for Curt Schilling....http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/21/sports/baseball/curt-schilling-is-fired-by-espn.html
Fuk'n ESPN is a full blown Commie Arm of ABC and of course Disney owns a share of it too.
So are all 3 companies commies? I need to update my list.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 09:38:02 AM
Attention Perverts!

The Target department store chain has jumped into the transgender bathroom debate by declaring that men who claim to be women may use whatever bathroom or changing room they choose.
“Inclusivity is a core belief at Target,” a new company statement reads. “It’s something we celebrate. We stand for equality and equity, and strive to make our guests and team members feel accepted, respected and welcomed in our stores and workplaces every day.”
The retailer added, “We welcome transgender team members and guests to use the restroom or fitting room facility that corresponds with their gender identity.”
“Everyone deserves to feel like they belong,” the statement concluded. “You’ll always be accepted, respected and welcomed at Target.”
Just have to sit back and wait for the first lawsuit against one of these companies for a perv hanging out in the ladies room.  Then we'll see how inclusive they are.
Sounds about right. Cause I doubt there's ever been a pervert in a bathroom they weren't supposed to be in before.
Congressman Larry Craig (R) Idaho ring a bell?
Or NJ Governor Jim McGreevey...
My point was that yes, it's happened before, and it will continue to happen, regardless of the law. Tony, we need a sarcasm font.
Didn't work for Curt Schilling....http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/21/sports/baseball/curt-schilling-is-fired-by-espn.html
Fuk'n ESPN is a full blown Commie Arm of ABC and of course Disney owns a share of it too.
Disney stock has made me a healthy sum.  Guess commies are a good investment.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 09:38:28 AM
Attention Perverts!

The Target department store chain has jumped into the transgender bathroom debate by declaring that men who claim to be women may use whatever bathroom or changing room they choose.
“Inclusivity is a core belief at Target,” a new company statement reads. “It’s something we celebrate. We stand for equality and equity, and strive to make our guests and team members feel accepted, respected and welcomed in our stores and workplaces every day.”
The retailer added, “We welcome transgender team members and guests to use the restroom or fitting room facility that corresponds with their gender identity.”
“Everyone deserves to feel like they belong,” the statement concluded. “You’ll always be accepted, respected and welcomed at Target.”
Just have to sit back and wait for the first lawsuit against one of these companies for a perv hanging out in the ladies room.  Then we'll see how inclusive they are.
Sounds about right. Cause I doubt there's ever been a pervert in a bathroom they weren't supposed to be in before.
Congressman Larry Craig (R) Idaho ring a bell?
Or NJ Governor Jim McGreevey...
My point was that yes, it's happened before, and it will continue to happen, regardless of the law. Tony, we need a sarcasm font.
Didn't work for Curt Schilling....http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/21/sports/baseball/curt-schilling-is-fired-by-espn.html
Fuk'n ESPN is a full blown Commie Arm of ABC and of course Disney owns a share of it too.
So are all 3 companies commies? I need to update my list.
What page are you on?
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 09:39:17 AM
Attention Perverts!

The Target department store chain has jumped into the transgender bathroom debate by declaring that men who claim to be women may use whatever bathroom or changing room they choose.
“Inclusivity is a core belief at Target,” a new company statement reads. “It’s something we celebrate. We stand for equality and equity, and strive to make our guests and team members feel accepted, respected and welcomed in our stores and workplaces every day.”
The retailer added, “We welcome transgender team members and guests to use the restroom or fitting room facility that corresponds with their gender identity.”
“Everyone deserves to feel like they belong,” the statement concluded. “You’ll always be accepted, respected and welcomed at Target.”
Just have to sit back and wait for the first lawsuit against one of these companies for a perv hanging out in the ladies room.  Then we'll see how inclusive they are.
Sounds about right. Cause I doubt there's ever been a pervert in a bathroom they weren't supposed to be in before.
Congressman Larry Craig (R) Idaho ring a bell?
Or NJ Governor Jim McGreevey...
My point was that yes, it's happened before, and it will continue to happen, regardless of the law. Tony, we need a sarcasm font.
Didn't work for Curt Schilling....http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/21/sports/baseball/curt-schilling-is-fired-by-espn.html
Fuk'n ESPN is a full blown Commie Arm of ABC and of course Disney owns a share of it too.
Disney stock has made me a healthy sum.  Guess commies are a good investment.
Well, except for Chipotle...
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Threebean on April 21, 2016, 09:39:52 AM
Attention Perverts!

The Target department store chain has jumped into the transgender bathroom debate by declaring that men who claim to be women may use whatever bathroom or changing room they choose.
“Inclusivity is a core belief at Target,” a new company statement reads. “It’s something we celebrate. We stand for equality and equity, and strive to make our guests and team members feel accepted, respected and welcomed in our stores and workplaces every day.”
The retailer added, “We welcome transgender team members and guests to use the restroom or fitting room facility that corresponds with their gender identity.”
“Everyone deserves to feel like they belong,” the statement concluded. “You’ll always be accepted, respected and welcomed at Target.”
Just have to sit back and wait for the first lawsuit against one of these companies for a perv hanging out in the ladies room.  Then we'll see how inclusive they are.
Sounds about right. Cause I doubt there's ever been a pervert in a bathroom they weren't supposed to be in before.
Difference is he has now been legitimized.
Forget the perv's... just wait 'til one forgets to put the seat back down. Fuggin heads will roll!
True, but theoretically a female gender identified person would pee sitting down.  Leaving the seat up would be a dead giveaway. Morning Steve. 
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 09:41:33 AM
Attention Perverts!

The Target department store chain has jumped into the transgender bathroom debate by declaring that men who claim to be women may use whatever bathroom or changing room they choose.
“Inclusivity is a core belief at Target,” a new company statement reads. “It’s something we celebrate. We stand for equality and equity, and strive to make our guests and team members feel accepted, respected and welcomed in our stores and workplaces every day.”
The retailer added, “We welcome transgender team members and guests to use the restroom or fitting room facility that corresponds with their gender identity.”
“Everyone deserves to feel like they belong,” the statement concluded. “You’ll always be accepted, respected and welcomed at Target.”
Just have to sit back and wait for the first lawsuit against one of these companies for a perv hanging out in the ladies room.  Then we'll see how inclusive they are.
Sounds about right. Cause I doubt there's ever been a pervert in a bathroom they weren't supposed to be in before.
Congressman Larry Craig (R) Idaho ring a bell?
Or NJ Governor Jim McGreevey...
My point was that yes, it's happened before, and it will continue to happen, regardless of the law. Tony, we need a sarcasm font.
Didn't work for Curt Schilling....http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/21/sports/baseball/curt-schilling-is-fired-by-espn.html
Fuk'n ESPN is a full blown Commie Arm of ABC and of course Disney owns a share of it too.
Disney stock has made me a healthy sum.  Guess commies are a good investment.
No doubt they are with this administration, unless of course they are in the Beanroom Building Business.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 09:43:03 AM
Attention Perverts!

The Target department store chain has jumped into the transgender bathroom debate by declaring that men who claim to be women may use whatever bathroom or changing room they choose.
“Inclusivity is a core belief at Target,” a new company statement reads. “It’s something we celebrate. We stand for equality and equity, and strive to make our guests and team members feel accepted, respected and welcomed in our stores and workplaces every day.”
The retailer added, “We welcome transgender team members and guests to use the restroom or fitting room facility that corresponds with their gender identity.”
“Everyone deserves to feel like they belong,” the statement concluded. “You’ll always be accepted, respected and welcomed at Target.”
Just have to sit back and wait for the first lawsuit against one of these companies for a perv hanging out in the ladies room.  Then we'll see how inclusive they are.
Sounds about right. Cause I doubt there's ever been a pervert in a bathroom they weren't supposed to be in before.
Difference is he has now been legitimized.
Forget the perv's... just wait 'til one forgets to put the seat back down. Fuggin heads will roll!
True, but theoretically a female gender identified person would pee sitting down.  Leaving the seat up would be a dead giveaway. Morning Steve.
Not if they facilities are properly equipped with Unisex Urinals.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Threebean on April 21, 2016, 09:43:56 AM
Any bets on the Page Offerings Today?
Something in a camo finish.
Exactly right!  Shotgun and rifle scabbards!
And the wager paid 1.15 to 1, so I'm in the money!
You can buy some serious crown molding with that cash!
Lot of good that does when he can't install it.
He's good at turning big pieces into little pieces
Measure twice, never get around to cutting it.  Hard to f'k up with that approach.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 09:46:14 AM
Attention Perverts!

The Target department store chain has jumped into the transgender bathroom debate by declaring that men who claim to be women may use whatever bathroom or changing room they choose.
“Inclusivity is a core belief at Target,” a new company statement reads. “It’s something we celebrate. We stand for equality and equity, and strive to make our guests and team members feel accepted, respected and welcomed in our stores and workplaces every day.”
The retailer added, “We welcome transgender team members and guests to use the restroom or fitting room facility that corresponds with their gender identity.”
“Everyone deserves to feel like they belong,” the statement concluded. “You’ll always be accepted, respected and welcomed at Target.”
Just have to sit back and wait for the first lawsuit against one of these companies for a perv hanging out in the ladies room.  Then we'll see how inclusive they are.
Sounds about right. Cause I doubt there's ever been a pervert in a bathroom they weren't supposed to be in before.
Difference is he has now been legitimized.
Forget the perv's... just wait 'til one forgets to put the seat back down. Fuggin heads will roll!
True, but theoretically a female gender identified person would pee sitting down.  Leaving the seat up would be a dead giveaway. Morning Steve.
Not if they facilities are properly equipped with Unisex Urinals.
The We-P Unisex Urinal Shows No Discrimination Between Sexes
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 09:48:51 AM
Markets Open

DOW  -37 @ 18,058
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 21, 2016, 10:00:40 AM
Any bets on the Page Offerings Today?
Something in a camo finish.
Exactly right!  Shotgun and rifle scabbards!
And the wager paid 1.15 to 1, so I'm in the money!
You can buy some serious crown molding with that cash!
Lot of good that does when he can't install it.
He's good at turning big pieces into little pieces
Measure twice, never get around to cutting it.  Hard to f'k up with that approach.
We back to talking about the trans folk again?
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: BackyardSmoker on April 21, 2016, 10:03:39 AM
Attention Perverts!

The Target department store chain has jumped into the transgender bathroom debate by declaring that men who claim to be women may use whatever bathroom or changing room they choose.
“Inclusivity is a core belief at Target,” a new company statement reads. “It’s something we celebrate. We stand for equality and equity, and strive to make our guests and team members feel accepted, respected and welcomed in our stores and workplaces every day.”
The retailer added, “We welcome transgender team members and guests to use the restroom or fitting room facility that corresponds with their gender identity.”
“Everyone deserves to feel like they belong,” the statement concluded. “You’ll always be accepted, respected and welcomed at Target.”
Just have to sit back and wait for the first lawsuit against one of these companies for a perv hanging out in the ladies room.  Then we'll see how inclusive they are.
Sounds about right. Cause I doubt there's ever been a pervert in a bathroom they weren't supposed to be in before.
Difference is he has now been legitimized.
Forget the perv's... just wait 'til one forgets to put the seat back down. Fuggin heads will roll!
True, but theoretically a female gender identified person would pee sitting down.  Leaving the seat up would be a dead giveaway. Morning Steve.

And how would we identify transgender from cross dresser... Guess we're gonna need on of those TSA folks at the door.  :o
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: BackyardSmoker on April 21, 2016, 10:05:11 AM
Any bets on the Page Offerings Today?
Something in a camo finish.
Exactly right!  Shotgun and rifle scabbards!
And the wager paid 1.15 to 1, so I'm in the money!
You can buy some serious crown molding with that cash!
Lot of good that does when he can't install it.
He's good at turning big pieces into little pieces
Measure twice, never get around to cutting it.  Hard to f'k up with that approach.
We back to talking about the trans folk again?

Caitlyn is attached to her junk... literally. No, really.  ;)
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: BackyardSmoker on April 21, 2016, 10:05:43 AM
Markets Open

DOW  -37 @ 18,058


Boooo!
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 10:07:38 AM
Any bets on the Page Offerings Today?
Something in a camo finish.
Exactly right!  Shotgun and rifle scabbards!
And the wager paid 1.15 to 1, so I'm in the money!
You can buy some serious crown molding with that cash!
Lot of good that does when he can't install it.
He's good at turning big pieces into little pieces
Measure twice, never get around to cutting it.  Hard to f'k up with that approach.
We back to talking about the trans folk again?

Caitlyn is attached to her junk... literally. No, really.  ;)
Correct, Travellin Dave has personally verified that. ;D
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 10:08:38 AM
Any bets on the Page Offerings Today?
Something in a camo finish.
Exactly right!  Shotgun and rifle scabbards!
And the wager paid 1.15 to 1, so I'm in the money!
You can buy some serious crown molding with that cash!
Lot of good that does when he can't install it.
He's good at turning big pieces into little pieces
Measure twice, never get around to cutting it.  Hard to f'k up with that approach.
We back to talking about the trans folk again?
Probably will be until Dean gets back from the crabfuk'n with an EPC 2nd and a new story.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: sfish on April 21, 2016, 10:09:09 AM
Attention Perverts!

The Target department store chain has jumped into the transgender bathroom debate by declaring that men who claim to be women may use whatever bathroom or changing room they choose.
“Inclusivity is a core belief at Target,” a new company statement reads. “It’s something we celebrate. We stand for equality and equity, and strive to make our guests and team members feel accepted, respected and welcomed in our stores and workplaces every day.”
The retailer added, “We welcome transgender team members and guests to use the restroom or fitting room facility that corresponds with their gender identity.”
“Everyone deserves to feel like they belong,” the statement concluded. “You’ll always be accepted, respected and welcomed at Target.”
Just have to sit back and wait for the first lawsuit against one of these companies for a perv hanging out in the ladies room.  Then we'll see how inclusive they are.
Sounds about right. Cause I doubt there's ever been a pervert in a bathroom they weren't supposed to be in before.
Difference is he has now been legitimized.
Forget the perv's... just wait 'til one forgets to put the seat back down. Fuggin heads will roll!
True, but theoretically a female gender identified person would pee sitting down.  Leaving the seat up would be a dead giveaway. Morning Steve.

And how would we identify transgender from cross dresser... Guess we're gonna need on of those TSA folks at the door.  :o
Junk check?
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: BackyardSmoker on April 21, 2016, 10:10:54 AM
Any bets on the Page Offerings Today?
Something in a camo finish.
Exactly right!  Shotgun and rifle scabbards!
And the wager paid 1.15 to 1, so I'm in the money!
You can buy some serious crown molding with that cash!
Lot of good that does when he can't install it.
He's good at turning big pieces into little pieces
Measure twice, never get around to cutting it.  Hard to f'k up with that approach.
We back to talking about the trans folk again?

Caitlyn is attached to her junk... literally. No, really.  ;)
Correct, Travellin Dave has personally verified that. ;D

And that isn't really transgender, is it. He still likes women too. He's just a glorified cross dresser. How long before "the cause" calls him out to have it removed. Probably already are.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: flip from jersey on April 21, 2016, 10:11:04 AM
From the O'bummer Daily Journal"

Martin Luther King to Be Featured on the New $5 Bill

The $5 bill is set to get an upgrade of sorts. While former President Abraham Lincoln’s image will still grace the front of it, the reverse side of the bill is set to “honor historic events that occurred at the Lincoln Memorial,” including moments made memorable from the likes of civil rights icon Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., opera singer Marian Anderson and former first lady Eleanor Roosevelt, the U.S. Treasury Department announced Wednesday afternoon.
Yea, they are going to be crowding all sorts of folks on the backsides of the bills.
There has always been a controversy about the hitchhiker on the back of the $20 or is it the
$10 bill.  The engraving is a street scene with early automobiles on a road in front of a famous
government building.  After letting the person look at the bill, trying to figure out which of the pedestrians
is the hitchhiker, they are seeking, you nonchalantly mention; "Oh, he must have gotten a ride.". 
bazinga, and good morning folks.  8)
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: BackyardSmoker on April 21, 2016, 10:11:42 AM
Attention Perverts!

The Target department store chain has jumped into the transgender bathroom debate by declaring that men who claim to be women may use whatever bathroom or changing room they choose.
“Inclusivity is a core belief at Target,” a new company statement reads. “It’s something we celebrate. We stand for equality and equity, and strive to make our guests and team members feel accepted, respected and welcomed in our stores and workplaces every day.”
The retailer added, “We welcome transgender team members and guests to use the restroom or fitting room facility that corresponds with their gender identity.”
“Everyone deserves to feel like they belong,” the statement concluded. “You’ll always be accepted, respected and welcomed at Target.”
Just have to sit back and wait for the first lawsuit against one of these companies for a perv hanging out in the ladies room.  Then we'll see how inclusive they are.
Sounds about right. Cause I doubt there's ever been a pervert in a bathroom they weren't supposed to be in before.
Difference is he has now been legitimized.
Forget the perv's... just wait 'til one forgets to put the seat back down. Fuggin heads will roll!
True, but theoretically a female gender identified person would pee sitting down.  Leaving the seat up would be a dead giveaway. Morning Steve.

And how would we identify transgender from cross dresser... Guess we're gonna need on of those TSA folks at the door.  :o
Junk check?

Curb side baggage check. lol
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 10:13:36 AM
Morning Flip
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 10:14:21 AM
Attention Perverts!

The Target department store chain has jumped into the transgender bathroom debate by declaring that men who claim to be women may use whatever bathroom or changing room they choose.
“Inclusivity is a core belief at Target,” a new company statement reads. “It’s something we celebrate. We stand for equality and equity, and strive to make our guests and team members feel accepted, respected and welcomed in our stores and workplaces every day.”
The retailer added, “We welcome transgender team members and guests to use the restroom or fitting room facility that corresponds with their gender identity.”
“Everyone deserves to feel like they belong,” the statement concluded. “You’ll always be accepted, respected and welcomed at Target.”
Just have to sit back and wait for the first lawsuit against one of these companies for a perv hanging out in the ladies room.  Then we'll see how inclusive they are.
Sounds about right. Cause I doubt there's ever been a pervert in a bathroom they weren't supposed to be in before.
Difference is he has now been legitimized.
Forget the perv's... just wait 'til one forgets to put the seat back down. Fuggin heads will roll!
True, but theoretically a female gender identified person would pee sitting down.  Leaving the seat up would be a dead giveaway. Morning Steve.

And how would we identify transgender from cross dresser... Guess we're gonna need on of those TSA folks at the door.  :o
Junk check?

Curb side baggage package check. lol
Fixed it for you BS
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: flip from jersey on April 21, 2016, 10:17:12 AM
Hungry, think I'll go get a pork roll and egg sangwich
Bastige.
no, that's a different sandwich, completely.  :o
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: BackyardSmoker on April 21, 2016, 10:17:24 AM
From the O'bummer Daily Journal"

Martin Luther King to Be Featured on the New $5 Bill

The $5 bill is set to get an upgrade of sorts. While former President Abraham Lincoln’s image will still grace the front of it, the reverse side of the bill is set to “honor historic events that occurred at the Lincoln Memorial,” including moments made memorable from the likes of civil rights icon Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., opera singer Marian Anderson and former first lady Eleanor Roosevelt, the U.S. Treasury Department announced Wednesday afternoon.
Yea, they are going to be crowding all sorts of folks on the backsides of the bills.
There has always been a controversy about the hitchhiker on the back of the $20 or is it the
$10 bill.  The engraving is a street scene with early automobiles on a road in front of a famous
government building.  After letting the person look at the bill, trying to figure out which of the pedestrians
is the hitchhiker, they are seeking, you nonchalantly mention; "Oh, he must have gotten a ride.". 
bazinga, and good morning folks.  8)

Ha! Morning, Flip. Thought for a minute you were going with a Masonic conspiracy.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 10:19:36 AM

Burger with the most calories at popular food chains


1. Johnny Rockets


Bacon & Cheddar Double Cheeseburger

Calories: 1,770

Carbs: 57 grams

Protein: 94 grams

Fat: 125 grams
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: sfish on April 21, 2016, 10:21:23 AM

Burger with the most calories at popular food chains


1. Johnny Rockets


Bacon & Cheddar Double Cheeseburger

Calories: 1,770

Carbs: 57 grams

Protein: 94 grams

Fat: 125 grams
On a positive note, look at all that protein!
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: BackyardSmoker on April 21, 2016, 10:22:52 AM

Burger with the most calories at popular food chains


1. Johnny Rockets


Bacon & Cheddar Double Cheeseburger

Calories: 1,770

Carbs: 57 grams

Protein: 94 grams

Fat: 125 grams

I would have guessed something from Hardee's.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: flip from jersey on April 21, 2016, 10:26:24 AM
From the O'bummer Daily Journal"

Martin Luther King to Be Featured on the New $5 Bill

The $5 bill is set to get an upgrade of sorts. While former President Abraham Lincoln’s image will still grace the front of it, the reverse side of the bill is set to “honor historic events that occurred at the Lincoln Memorial,” including moments made memorable from the likes of civil rights icon Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., opera singer Marian Anderson and former first lady Eleanor Roosevelt, the U.S. Treasury Department announced Wednesday afternoon.
Yea, they are going to be crowding all sorts of folks on the backsides of the bills.
There has always been a controversy about the hitchhiker on the back of the $20 or is it the
$10 bill.  The engraving is a street scene with early automobiles on a road in front of a famous
government building.  After letting the person look at the bill, trying to figure out which of the pedestrians
is the hitchhiker, they are seeking, you nonchalantly mention; "Oh, he must have gotten a ride.". 
bazinga, and good morning folks.  8)

Ha! Morning, Flip. Thought for a minute you were going with a Masonic conspiracy.
nope, although we did have a mason or two in the family, Grandpa Innocenzo,
and great uncle Onorio, both were good with a trowel and cement.  Other grandfather was a
coal miner in Pennsylvania, before moving to Staten Island and working for his church as a sexton.
kids were scared to talk in church, Grandpa Vitaliano, was said to be deadly with a rubber band.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 10:33:43 AM

Burger with the most calories at popular food chains


1. Johnny Rockets


Bacon & Cheddar Double Cheeseburger

Calories: 1,770

Carbs: 57 grams

Protein: 94 grams

Fat: 125 grams

I would have guessed something from Hardee's.
3. Hardee's

2/3 lb. Monster Thickburger Cheeseburger


Calories: 1,340

Carbs: 52 grams

Protein: 74 grams

Fat: 96 grams
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: flip from jersey on April 21, 2016, 10:48:17 AM

Burger with the most calories at popular food chains


1. Johnny Rockets


Bacon & Cheddar Double Cheeseburger

Calories: 1,770

Carbs: 57 grams

Protein: 94 grams

Fat: 125 grams

I would have guessed something from Hardee's.
3. Hardee's

2/3 lb. Monster Thickburger Cheeseburger


Calories: 1,340

Carbs: 52 grams

Protein: 74 grams

Fat: 96 grams
that's why I like a buffalo or ostrich burger, all the protein and taste,
but 80% less fat at least(unless you cover it with melted cheese and mayo!).
a little salsa, or tomatoes and lettuce with salt and fresh ground pepper, very
cardiologist approved!  Used to get frozen ostrich burgers at a local supermarket
brand called longneck farms.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 11:08:19 AM
Markets Open

DOW  -37 @ 18,058
This will rebound.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 21, 2016, 11:15:13 AM
Markets Open

DOW  -37 @ 18,058
This will rebound.
Now at -24. Don't call it a comeback!
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: flip from jersey on April 21, 2016, 11:26:07 AM
OK, Dow reporting seems to have killed what up until then
was a very healthy banter. 
Or maybe we switched screens and did some real work.   :o
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: sfish on April 21, 2016, 11:26:34 AM
Markets Open

DOW  -37 @ 18,058
This will rebound.
It will be a comeback
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: flip from jersey on April 21, 2016, 11:34:46 AM
Years ago, when jonesing for an Ostrich burger, I would hit up a
local Fuddruckers, and they had them on the menu.  Last Fuddruckers I
went to in Pigeon Forge, TN while on vacation, only had beef burgers.  Looking
on the website, I can still get an "exotic meat burger" but no longer ostrich.
they have Bison, Elk, and Wild Boar.  All much lower in trans fat, then the beef.
If your Fuddruckers are in TN, NC or SC, no luck, guess they couldn't sell exotic
meats to folk who heat possum and venison.  8)
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 11:37:50 AM
Sheesh, Taco Lull?
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 21, 2016, 11:39:05 AM
Markets Open

DOW  -37 @ 18,058
This will rebound.
It will be a comeback
The fuck did I just say?
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 11:43:46 AM
Markets Open

DOW  -37 @ 18,058
This will rebound.
It will be a comeback
The fuck did I just say?
You said it was falling further before recovering later,  now at -50 points
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: sfish on April 21, 2016, 11:45:18 AM
Markets Open

DOW  -37 @ 18,058
This will rebound.
It will be a comeback
The fuck did I just say?
You said it was falling further before recovering later,  now at -50 points
It will come back
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 21, 2016, 11:51:24 AM
Markets Open

DOW  -37 @ 18,058
This will rebound.
It will be a comeback
The fuck did I just say?
You said it was falling further before recovering later,  now at -50 points
It will come back
(https://49.media.tumblr.com/3fd00134cbdad109acb0521c5b87e0ab/tumblr_n0w7lx0PGf1styqlqo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: sfish on April 21, 2016, 11:51:42 AM
Markets Open

DOW  -37 @ 18,058
This will rebound.
It will be a comeback
The fuck did I just say?
You said it was falling further before recovering later,  now at -50 points
It will come back
(https://49.media.tumblr.com/3fd00134cbdad109acb0521c5b87e0ab/tumblr_n0w7lx0PGf1styqlqo1_500.gif)
CNS
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 11:55:59 AM
Just got back from a Division meeting with teambuilding and awards.  Awards were fine but had to put up with 45 minutes of African drumming to start....shoot me in the fucking head.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 11:56:38 AM
Just got back from a Division meeting with teambuilding and awards.  Awards were fine but had to put up with 45 minutes of African drumming to start....shoot me in the fucking head.
Well show us your Awards!   

Was there any crabfuk'n with the drumming?
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 21, 2016, 12:00:27 PM
Just got back from a Division meeting with teambuilding and awards.  Awards were fine but had to put up with 45 minutes of African drumming to start....shoot me in the fucking head.
Well show us your Awards!   

Was there any crabfuk'n with the drumming?
And anyone wearing masks or a cape?
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: sfish on April 21, 2016, 12:08:05 PM
Just got back from a Division meeting with teambuilding and awards.  Awards were fine but had to put up with 45 minutes of African drumming to start....shoot me in the fucking head.
Well show us your Awards!   

Was there any crabfuk'n with the drumming?
LMAO
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 12:09:41 PM
Just got back from a Division meeting with teambuilding and awards.  Awards were fine but had to put up with 45 minutes of African drumming to start....shoot me in the fucking head.
Well show us your Awards!   

Was there any crabfuk'n with the drumming?
And anyone wearing masks or a cape?
No masks or capes.  Did have an old white guy in a dashiki....
and I walked out of the meeting with the awards I walked in with.....participation.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 12:13:25 PM
Just got back from a Division meeting with teambuilding and awards.  Awards were fine but had to put up with 45 minutes of African drumming to start....shoot me in the fucking head.
Well show us your Awards!   

Was there any crabfuk'n with the drumming?
And anyone wearing masks or a cape?
No masks or capes.  Did have an old white guy in a dashiki....
and I walked out of the meeting with the awards I walked in with.....participation.
Excellent!   I always luv winning those participation awards, sheesh I won 2 of them last year.  Been fuk'n off a lot this year though so going may be tough.  Then again next year I am getting the award I most cherish right now, a retirement cake.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 12:15:59 PM
Pouring down rain and I have not been across the street to church for lunch in a long time.

Thursday Lunch


$9 Dine-in, $9.50 Take-out

April 21, 2016

Entrees
 Cobb Salad
 Brisket
 Smoked Chicken
 Smoked Sausage
 Brown Rice and Black Bean Burgers

Sides
 Potato Salad
 Coleslaw
 Pinto Beans

Johnson’s Backyard Garden Salad ($2)
 Featuring Curly Endive, Rainbow Chard, Kale, Rainbow Carrots, and Golden Beets. Ingredients are locally grown and organic.

Dessert Choices
 Carrot Cake
 Black Bottom Banana Pielets
 Sweet Potato Cheese Cake

* Entree salads come with dessert (no sides).
 All meals served with tea, coffee, water and bread.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 21, 2016, 12:28:19 PM
Just got back from a Division meeting with teambuilding and awards.  Awards were fine but had to put up with 45 minutes of African drumming to start....shoot me in the fucking head.
Well show us your Awards!   

Was there any crabfuk'n with the drumming?
And anyone wearing masks or a cape?
No masks or capes.  Did have an old white guy in a dashiki....
and I walked out of the meeting with the awards I walked in with.....participation.
(http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0804/6487/products/participation-trophy-2_large.jpeg?v=1459906768)
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: flip from jersey on April 21, 2016, 12:29:56 PM
Pouring down rain and I have not been across the street to church for lunch in a long time.

Thursday Lunch


$9 Dine-in, $9.50 Take-out

April 21, 2016

Entrees
 Cobb Salad
 Brisket
 Smoked Chicken
 Smoked Sausage
 Brown Rice and Black Bean Burgers

Sides
 Potato Salad
 Coleslaw
 Pinto Beans

Johnson’s Backyard Garden Salad ($2)
 Featuring Curly Endive, Rainbow Chard, Kale, Rainbow Carrots, and Golden Beets. Ingredients are locally grown and organic.

Dessert Choices
 Carrot Cake
 Black Bottom Banana Pielets
 Sweet Potato Cheese Cake

* Entree salads come with dessert (no sides).
 All meals served with tea, coffee, water and bread.
my choices, Brisket, Potato Salad, Coleslaw & Carrot Cake, of course today I had the
Mongolian grill, Beef, pork, scallops, bok choy, 3 kinds of mushrooms, bean sprouts, carrots,
onions, fresh tomatoes & baby corn.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 12:50:53 PM
Pouring down rain and I have not been across the street to church for lunch in a long time.

Thursday Lunch


$9 Dine-in, $9.50 Take-out

April 21, 2016

Entrees
 Cobb Salad
 Brisket
 Smoked Chicken
 Smoked Sausage
 Brown Rice and Black Bean Burgers

Sides
 Potato Salad
 Coleslaw
 Pinto Beans

Johnson’s Backyard Garden Salad ($2)
 Featuring Curly Endive, Rainbow Chard, Kale, Rainbow Carrots, and Golden Beets. Ingredients are locally grown and organic.

Dessert Choices
 Carrot Cake
 Black Bottom Banana Pielets
 Sweet Potato Cheese Cake

* Entree salads come with dessert (no sides).
 All meals served with tea, coffee, water and bread.
my choices, Brisket, Potato Salad, Coleslaw & Carrot Cake, of course today I had the
Mongolian grill, Beef pork, scallops, bok choy, 3 kinds of mushrooms, bean sprouts & baby corn.
Quit raining so I went to the hotel and picked up a nice Caesar salad with baked salmon on it.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 12:57:56 PM
Weather man says perfect smoking weather by the time I get home today!!!!
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: flip from jersey on April 21, 2016, 01:12:34 PM
Weather man says perfect smoking weather by the time I get home today!!!!
The weather man knows how long it takes you to get home?
that's just so cool!  8)
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 21, 2016, 01:12:57 PM
Attention Perverts!

The Target department store chain has jumped into the transgender bathroom debate by declaring that men who claim to be women may use whatever bathroom or changing room they choose.
“Inclusivity is a core belief at Target,” a new company statement reads. “It’s something we celebrate. We stand for equality and equity, and strive to make our guests and team members feel accepted, respected and welcomed in our stores and workplaces every day.”
The retailer added, “We welcome transgender team members and guests to use the restroom or fitting room facility that corresponds with their gender identity.”
“Everyone deserves to feel like they belong,” the statement concluded. “You’ll always be accepted, respected and welcomed at Target.”
Just have to sit back and wait for the first lawsuit against one of these companies for a perv hanging out in the ladies room.  Then we'll see how inclusive they are.
Sounds about right. Cause I doubt there's ever been a pervert in a bathroom they weren't supposed to be in before.
Congressman Larry Craig (R) Idaho ring a bell?
Or NJ Governor Jim McGreevey...
My point was that yes, it's happened before, and it will continue to happen, regardless of the law. Tony, we need a sarcasm font.
That's not just a cigarbanter.com issue.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 01:13:00 PM
The artist known as Prince has died ... TMZ has learned. He was 57.

Prince's body was discovered at his Paisley Park compound in Minnesota early Thursday morning.

Multiple sources connected to the singer confirmed he had passed.

The singer -- full name Prince Rogers Nelson -- had a medical emergency on April 15th that forced his private jet to make an emergency landing in Illinois. But he appeared at a concert the next day to assure his fans he was okay. His people told TMZ he was battling the flu.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 21, 2016, 01:23:08 PM
The artist known as Prince has died ... TMZ has learned. He was 57.

Prince's body was discovered at his Paisley Park compound in Minnesota early Thursday morning.

Multiple sources connected to the singer confirmed he had passed.

The singer -- full name Prince Rogers Nelson -- had a medical emergency on April 15th that forced his private jet to make an emergency landing in Illinois. But he appeared at a concert the next day to assure his fans he was okay. His people told TMZ he was battling the flu.
The Artist Formerly Known as Alive. Too soon?
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: flip from jersey on April 21, 2016, 01:31:38 PM
The artist known as Prince has died ... TMZ has learned. He was 57.

Prince's body was discovered at his Paisley Park compound in Minnesota early Thursday morning.

Multiple sources connected to the singer confirmed he had passed.

The singer -- full name Prince Rogers Nelson -- had a medical emergency on April 15th that forced his private jet to make an emergency landing in Illinois. But he appeared at a concert the next day to assure his fans he was okay. His people told TMZ he was battling the flu.
The Artist Formerly Known as Alive. Too soon?
Maybe, were you wearing a Raspberry Beret, as you typed that?  :)
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: BackyardSmoker on April 21, 2016, 01:33:09 PM
The artist known as Prince has died ... TMZ has learned. He was 57.

Prince's body was discovered at his Paisley Park compound in Minnesota early Thursday morning.

Multiple sources connected to the singer confirmed he had passed.

The singer -- full name Prince Rogers Nelson -- had a medical emergency on April 15th that forced his private jet to make an emergency landing in Illinois. But he appeared at a concert the next day to assure his fans he was okay. His people told TMZ he was battling the flu.
The Artist Formerly Known as Alive. Too soon?

(http://marchofthemoondevils.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/facepalm.jpg)
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Threebean on April 21, 2016, 01:38:56 PM
The artist known as Prince has died ... TMZ has learned. He was 57.

Prince's body was discovered at his Paisley Park compound in Minnesota early Thursday morning.

Multiple sources connected to the singer confirmed he had passed.

The singer -- full name Prince Rogers Nelson -- had a medical emergency on April 15th that forced his private jet to make an emergency landing in Illinois. But he appeared at a concert the next day to assure his fans he was okay. His people told TMZ he was battling the flu.
The Artist Formerly Known as Alive. Too soon?
Maybe, were you wearing a Raspberry Beret, as you typed that?  :)
What respect the recently departed get around here.  No way I'm telling you mofos when I die. 
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 01:40:45 PM
The artist known as Prince has died ... TMZ has learned. He was 57.

Prince's body was discovered at his Paisley Park compound in Minnesota early Thursday morning.

Multiple sources connected to the singer confirmed he had passed.

The singer -- full name Prince Rogers Nelson -- had a medical emergency on April 15th that forced his private jet to make an emergency landing in Illinois. But he appeared at a concert the next day to assure his fans he was okay. His people told TMZ he was battling the flu.
The Artist Formerly Known as Alive. Too soon?
Maybe, were you wearing a Raspberry Beret, as you typed that?  :)
What respect the recently departed get around here.  No way I'm telling you mofos when I die.
Yeah, this is no place to post your obituary!   
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: sfish on April 21, 2016, 01:55:32 PM
Pouring down rain and I have not been across the street to church for lunch in a long time.

Thursday Lunch


$9 Dine-in, $9.50 Take-out

April 21, 2016

Entrees
 Cobb Salad
 Brisket
 Smoked Chicken
 Smoked Sausage
 Brown Rice and Black Bean Burgers

Sides
 Potato Salad
 Coleslaw
 Pinto Beans

Johnson’s Backyard Garden Salad ($2)
 Featuring Curly Endive, Rainbow Chard, Kale, Rainbow Carrots, and Golden Beets. Ingredients are locally grown and organic.

Dessert Choices
 Carrot Cake
 Black Bottom Banana Pielets
 Sweet Potato Cheese Cake

* Entree salads come with dessert (no sides).
 All meals served with tea, coffee, water and bread.
my choices, Brisket, Potato Salad, Coleslaw & Carrot Cake, of course today I had the
Mongolian grill, Beef pork, scallops, bok choy, 3 kinds of mushrooms, bean sprouts & baby corn.
Quit raining so I went to the hotel and picked up a nice Caesar salad with baked salmon on it.
Nice choice sounds awesome
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: sfish on April 21, 2016, 01:56:36 PM
The artist known as Prince has died ... TMZ has learned. He was 57.

Prince's body was discovered at his Paisley Park compound in Minnesota early Thursday morning.

Multiple sources connected to the singer confirmed he had passed.

The singer -- full name Prince Rogers Nelson -- had a medical emergency on April 15th that forced his private jet to make an emergency landing in Illinois. But he appeared at a concert the next day to assure his fans he was okay. His people told TMZ he was battling the flu.
The Artist Formerly Known as Alive. Too soon?
Maybe, were you wearing a Raspberry Beret, as you typed that?  :)
What respect the recently departed get around here.  No way I'm telling you mofos when I die.
Thats funny, we'll probably bad-mouth you for weeks before we even know you passed
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: sfish on April 21, 2016, 01:57:44 PM
The artist known as Prince has died ... TMZ has learned. He was 57.

Prince's body was discovered at his Paisley Park compound in Minnesota early Thursday morning.

Multiple sources connected to the singer confirmed he had passed.

The singer -- full name Prince Rogers Nelson -- had a medical emergency on April 15th that forced his private jet to make an emergency landing in Illinois. But he appeared at a concert the next day to assure his fans he was okay. His people told TMZ he was battling the flu.
The Artist Formerly Known as Alive. Too soon?
Maybe, were you wearing a Raspberry Beret, as you typed that?  :)
What respect the recently departed get around here.  No way I'm telling you mofos when I die.
Yeah, this is no place to post your obituary!
This is really no place to post anything you hold dearly
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 21, 2016, 01:59:46 PM
The artist known as Prince has died ... TMZ has learned. He was 57.

Prince's body was discovered at his Paisley Park compound in Minnesota early Thursday morning.

Multiple sources connected to the singer confirmed he had passed.

The singer -- full name Prince Rogers Nelson -- had a medical emergency on April 15th that forced his private jet to make an emergency landing in Illinois. But he appeared at a concert the next day to assure his fans he was okay. His people told TMZ he was battling the flu.
The Artist Formerly Known as Alive. Too soon?
Maybe, were you wearing a Raspberry Beret, as you typed that?  :)
What respect the recently departed get around here.  No way I'm telling you mofos when I die.
Thats funny, we'll probably bad-mouth you for weeks before we even know you passed
And then for just 2 or 3 days afterwards.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: BackyardSmoker on April 21, 2016, 02:03:48 PM
The artist known as Prince has died ... TMZ has learned. He was 57.

Prince's body was discovered at his Paisley Park compound in Minnesota early Thursday morning.

Multiple sources connected to the singer confirmed he had passed.

The singer -- full name Prince Rogers Nelson -- had a medical emergency on April 15th that forced his private jet to make an emergency landing in Illinois. But he appeared at a concert the next day to assure his fans he was okay. His people told TMZ he was battling the flu.
The Artist Formerly Known as Alive. Too soon?
Maybe, were you wearing a Raspberry Beret, as you typed that?  :)
What respect the recently departed get around here.  No way I'm telling you mofos when I die.
Thats funny, we'll probably bad-mouth you for weeks before we even know you passed
And then for just 2 or 3 days afterwards.

"I wonder what he had left in his humidor? Just Sayin"
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Threebean on April 21, 2016, 02:07:12 PM
The artist known as Prince has died ... TMZ has learned. He was 57.

Prince's body was discovered at his Paisley Park compound in Minnesota early Thursday morning.

Multiple sources connected to the singer confirmed he had passed.

The singer -- full name Prince Rogers Nelson -- had a medical emergency on April 15th that forced his private jet to make an emergency landing in Illinois. But he appeared at a concert the next day to assure his fans he was okay. His people told TMZ he was battling the flu.
The Artist Formerly Known as Alive. Too soon?
Maybe, were you wearing a Raspberry Beret, as you typed that?  :)
What respect the recently departed get around here.  No way I'm telling you mofos when I die.
Thats funny, we'll probably bad-mouth you for weeks before we even know you passed
And then for just 2 or 3 days afterwards.
"I wonder what he had left in his humidor? Just Sayin"
I bequeath my Buesos's to LTG.  Other than that you can all GFY's.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: sfish on April 21, 2016, 02:08:33 PM
The artist known as Prince has died ... TMZ has learned. He was 57.

Prince's body was discovered at his Paisley Park compound in Minnesota early Thursday morning.

Multiple sources connected to the singer confirmed he had passed.

The singer -- full name Prince Rogers Nelson -- had a medical emergency on April 15th that forced his private jet to make an emergency landing in Illinois. But he appeared at a concert the next day to assure his fans he was okay. His people told TMZ he was battling the flu.
The Artist Formerly Known as Alive. Too soon?
Maybe, were you wearing a Raspberry Beret, as you typed that?  :)
What respect the recently departed get around here.  No way I'm telling you mofos when I die.
Thats funny, we'll probably bad-mouth you for weeks before we even know you passed
And then for just 2 or 3 days afterwards.
"I wonder what he had left in his humidor? Just Sayin"
I bequeath my Buesos's to LTG.  Other than that you can all GFY's.
I want the cheap DPG Blues
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 21, 2016, 02:11:36 PM
The artist known as Prince has died ... TMZ has learned. He was 57.

Prince's body was discovered at his Paisley Park compound in Minnesota early Thursday morning.

Multiple sources connected to the singer confirmed he had passed.

The singer -- full name Prince Rogers Nelson -- had a medical emergency on April 15th that forced his private jet to make an emergency landing in Illinois. But he appeared at a concert the next day to assure his fans he was okay. His people told TMZ he was battling the flu.
The Artist Formerly Known as Alive. Too soon?
Maybe, were you wearing a Raspberry Beret, as you typed that?  :)
What respect the recently departed get around here.  No way I'm telling you mofos when I die.
Thats funny, we'll probably bad-mouth you for weeks before we even know you passed
And then for just 2 or 3 days afterwards.
"I wonder what he had left in his humidor? Just Sayin"
I bequeath my Buesos's to LTG.  Other than that you can all GFY's.
I want the cheap DPG Blues
We'll fly out there together and raid his humi. Oops, wait, I think you just had another confirmation come up.  ;D
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 21, 2016, 02:11:48 PM
The artist known as Prince has died ... TMZ has learned. He was 57.

Prince's body was discovered at his Paisley Park compound in Minnesota early Thursday morning.

Multiple sources connected to the singer confirmed he had passed.

The singer -- full name Prince Rogers Nelson -- had a medical emergency on April 15th that forced his private jet to make an emergency landing in Illinois. But he appeared at a concert the next day to assure his fans he was okay. His people told TMZ he was battling the flu.
The Artist Formerly Known as Alive. Too soon?
Maybe, were you wearing a Raspberry Beret, as you typed that?  :)
What respect the recently departed get around here.  No way I'm telling you mofos when I die.
Thats funny, we'll probably bad-mouth you for weeks before we even know you passed
And then for just 2 or 3 days afterwards.
"I wonder what he had left in his humidor? Just Sayin"
I bequeath my Buesos's to LTG.  Other than that you can all GFY's.
Hot darn!
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: cigarbreath on April 21, 2016, 02:11:50 PM
The artist known as Prince has died ... TMZ has learned. He was 57.

Prince's body was discovered at his Paisley Park compound in Minnesota early Thursday morning.

Multiple sources connected to the singer confirmed he had passed.

The singer -- full name Prince Rogers Nelson -- had a medical emergency on April 15th that forced his private jet to make an emergency landing in Illinois. But he appeared at a concert the next day to assure his fans he was okay. His people told TMZ he was battling the flu.
The Artist Formerly Known as Alive. Too soon?
Maybe, were you wearing a Raspberry Beret, as you typed that?  :)
What respect the recently departed get around here.  No way I'm telling you mofos when I die.
Yeah, this is no place to post your obituary!
Posting from the grave?  Nice trick.  Some new feature Tony is going to rollout?  Eventually.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 02:12:42 PM
Just got back from a Division meeting with teambuilding and awards.  Awards were fine but had to put up with 45 minutes of African drumming to start....shoot me in the fucking head.
Well show us your Awards!   

Was there any crabfuk'n with the drumming?
And anyone wearing masks or a cape?
No masks or capes.  Did have an old white guy in a dashiki....
and I walked out of the meeting with the awards I walked in with.....participation.
(http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0804/6487/products/participation-trophy-2_large.jpeg?v=1459906768)
Actually I didn't, but I'll take it anyway.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 02:13:56 PM
The artist known as Prince has died ... TMZ has learned. He was 57.

Prince's body was discovered at his Paisley Park compound in Minnesota early Thursday morning.

Multiple sources connected to the singer confirmed he had passed.

The singer -- full name Prince Rogers Nelson -- had a medical emergency on April 15th that forced his private jet to make an emergency landing in Illinois. But he appeared at a concert the next day to assure his fans he was okay. His people told TMZ he was battling the flu.
The Artist Formerly Known as Alive. Too soon?
Maybe, were you wearing a Raspberry Beret, as you typed that?  :)
No, but he likes cigars that taste like Raspberry Thumbprint Berets....
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 02:16:26 PM
The artist known as Prince has died ... TMZ has learned. He was 57.

Prince's body was discovered at his Paisley Park compound in Minnesota early Thursday morning.

Multiple sources connected to the singer confirmed he had passed.

The singer -- full name Prince Rogers Nelson -- had a medical emergency on April 15th that forced his private jet to make an emergency landing in Illinois. But he appeared at a concert the next day to assure his fans he was okay. His people told TMZ he was battling the flu.
The Artist Formerly Known as Alive. Too soon?
Maybe, were you wearing a Raspberry Beret, as you typed that?  :)
What respect the recently departed get around here.  No way I'm telling you mofos when I die.
Yeah, this is no place to post your obituary!
Posting from the grave?  Nice trick.  Some new feature Tony is going to rollout?  Eventually.
I WILL be dead when he finally rolls that out.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 02:17:57 PM
The artist known as Prince has died ... TMZ has learned. He was 57.

Prince's body was discovered at his Paisley Park compound in Minnesota early Thursday morning.

Multiple sources connected to the singer confirmed he had passed.

The singer -- full name Prince Rogers Nelson -- had a medical emergency on April 15th that forced his private jet to make an emergency landing in Illinois. But he appeared at a concert the next day to assure his fans he was okay. His people told TMZ he was battling the flu.
The Artist Formerly Known as Alive. Too soon?
Maybe, were you wearing a Raspberry Beret, as you typed that?  :)
What respect the recently departed get around here.  No way I'm telling you mofos when I die.
Thats funny, we'll probably bad-mouth you for weeks before we even know you passed
And then for just 2 or 3 days afterwards.
"I wonder what he had left in his humidor? Just Sayin"
I bequeath my Buesos's to LTG.  Other than that you can all GFY's.
Hot darn!
I have one Bueso that I leave to LTH and I have one Omar OOO that I leave to Dean's DAWG.  There, that takes care of the two worst cigars in my humi's and tubs.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: sfish on April 21, 2016, 02:18:15 PM
The artist known as Prince has died ... TMZ has learned. He was 57.

Prince's body was discovered at his Paisley Park compound in Minnesota early Thursday morning.

Multiple sources connected to the singer confirmed he had passed.

The singer -- full name Prince Rogers Nelson -- had a medical emergency on April 15th that forced his private jet to make an emergency landing in Illinois. But he appeared at a concert the next day to assure his fans he was okay. His people told TMZ he was battling the flu.
The Artist Formerly Known as Alive. Too soon?
Maybe, were you wearing a Raspberry Beret, as you typed that?  :)
What respect the recently departed get around here.  No way I'm telling you mofos when I die.
Yeah, this is no place to post your obituary!
Posting from the grave?  Nice trick.  Some new feature Tony is going to rollout?  Eventually.
Yes, I found Bean's post funny for that reason..."No way I'm telling you mofos when I die." Classic
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: sfish on April 21, 2016, 02:19:10 PM
Alright boys, time to roll. See you guys tomorrow
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 21, 2016, 02:19:46 PM
The artist known as Prince has died ... TMZ has learned. He was 57.

Prince's body was discovered at his Paisley Park compound in Minnesota early Thursday morning.

Multiple sources connected to the singer confirmed he had passed.

The singer -- full name Prince Rogers Nelson -- had a medical emergency on April 15th that forced his private jet to make an emergency landing in Illinois. But he appeared at a concert the next day to assure his fans he was okay. His people told TMZ he was battling the flu.
The Artist Formerly Known as Alive. Too soon?
Maybe, were you wearing a Raspberry Beret, as you typed that?  :)
What respect the recently departed get around here.  No way I'm telling you mofos when I die.
Thats funny, we'll probably bad-mouth you for weeks before we even know you passed
And then for just 2 or 3 days afterwards.
"I wonder what he had left in his humidor? Just Sayin"
I bequeath my Buesos's to LTG.  Other than that you can all GFY's.
Hot darn!
I have one Bueso that I leave to LTH and I have one Omar OOO that I leave to Dean's DAWG.  There, that takes care of the two worst cigars in my humi's and tubs.
Speaking of which, my Olanchos should be here tomorrow. Already sitting at the post office waiting to use their SurePost magic.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 21, 2016, 02:20:02 PM
Alright boys, time to roll. See you guys tomorrow
Later, Scott.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: BackyardSmoker on April 21, 2016, 02:22:01 PM
Alright boys, time to roll. See you guys tomorrow

Later, Tater
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 21, 2016, 02:24:04 PM
My time as well, hazzuh!
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: BackyardSmoker on April 21, 2016, 02:25:49 PM
My time as well, hazzuh!

Domo arigato, Mr Olancho
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 02:33:16 PM
Alright boys, time to roll. See you guys tomorrow
Later Fish
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 02:33:36 PM
My time as well, hazzuh!
Later Golf
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 02:35:32 PM
The artist known as Prince has died ... TMZ has learned. He was 57.

Prince's body was discovered at his Paisley Park compound in Minnesota early Thursday morning.

Multiple sources connected to the singer confirmed he had passed.

The singer -- full name Prince Rogers Nelson -- had a medical emergency on April 15th that forced his private jet to make an emergency landing in Illinois. But he appeared at a concert the next day to assure his fans he was okay. His people told TMZ he was battling the flu.
The Artist Formerly Known as Alive. Too soon?
Maybe, were you wearing a Raspberry Beret, as you typed that?  :)
What respect the recently departed get around here.  No way I'm telling you mofos when I die.
Yeah, this is no place to post your obituary!
Posting from the grave?  Nice trick.  Some new feature Tony is going to rollout?  Eventually.
Yes, I found Bean's post funny for that reason..."No way I'm telling you mofos when I die." Classic
But, you really will not know until you die and try. ;)
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Threebean on April 21, 2016, 02:37:58 PM
My time as well, hazzuh!

Domo arigato, Mr Olancho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh-7eZyPWtE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh-7eZyPWtE)  Back when music videos were great.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 02:39:47 PM
Sun is out think I will go sit out in the courtyard and relax a while.  Who knows might get a participation trophy and some drumming.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 02:40:31 PM
Later Fish and Dave.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 03:08:29 PM
Must take a long time for land crabs to fuk, sheesh Dean left out about 7 this morning and here we are still waiting on a report.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: flip from jersey on April 21, 2016, 03:09:46 PM
Must take a long time for land crabs to fuk, sheesh Dean left out about 7 this morning and here we are still waiting on a report.
inspiration may have stuck, something about
horsey style.... :o
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 03:17:52 PM
Must take a long time for land crabs to fuk, sheesh Dean left out about 7 this morning and here we are still waiting on a report.
inspiration may have stuck, something about
horsey style.... :o
The last thing Dean needs is inspiration to perform sex acts!
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: BackyardSmoker on April 21, 2016, 03:25:08 PM
Must take a long time for land crabs to fuk, sheesh Dean left out about 7 this morning and here we are still waiting on a report.
inspiration may have stuck, something about
horsey style.... :o

Those horseshoe crabs are some crazy, alien looking things...
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: flip from jersey on April 21, 2016, 03:26:53 PM
Must take a long time for land crabs to fuk, sheesh Dean left out about 7 this morning and here we are still waiting on a report.
inspiration may have stuck, something about
horsey style.... :o

Those horseshoe crabs are some crazy, alien looking things...
plus, they have been around since the dinosaur time.....
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 03:31:39 PM
Must take a long time for land crabs to fuk, sheesh Dean left out about 7 this morning and here we are still waiting on a report.
inspiration may have stuck, something about
horsey style.... :o

Those horseshoe crabs are some crazy, alien looking things...
plus, they have been around since the dinosaur time.....
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 03:33:13 PM
Must take a long time for land crabs to fuk, sheesh Dean left out about 7 this morning and here we are still waiting on a report.
inspiration may have stuck, something about
horsey style.... :o

Those horseshoe crabs are some crazy, alien looking things...
plus, they have been around since the dinosaur time.....
Just in case Dean brings some crabs home with him.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 03:33:31 PM
Must take a long time for land crabs to fuk, sheesh Dean left out about 7 this morning and here we are still waiting on a report.
inspiration may have stuck, something about
horsey style.... :o
Well, don't want you to wait around forever for Dean to fill you in, so here is the Horseshoe Crab version of Penthouse Forum...

Horseshoe crabs are known for their large nesting aggregations, or groups, on beaches particularly in mid-Atlantic states such as Delaware, New Jersey and Maryland in the spring and summer. Horseshoe crabs can nest year-round in Florida, with peak spawning occurring in the spring and fall. When mating, male horseshoe crabs move parallel to the shoreline on sandy flats and intercept females as they pass by. A male attaches himself to the top of a female’s shell by using his specialized front claws, in a position known as amplexus, and together they crawl to the beach. The male fertilizes the eggs as the female lays them in a nest in the sand. Some males (called satellite males) do not attach to females but still have success to fertilizing the female's eggs as they swarm around the amplexed pair. Most of this nesting activity takes place during high tides in the three days before and after a new or full moon.
Horseshoe crab larvae emerge from their nests several weeks after the eggs are laid. Juvenile horseshoe crabs resemble adults except that their tails are proportionally smaller. The young and adult horseshoe crabs spend most of their time on the sandy bottoms of intertidal flats  or zones above the low tide mark and feed on various invertebrates.

Those horseshoe crabs are some crazy, alien looking things...
plus, they have been around since the dinosaur time.....
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: BackyardSmoker on April 21, 2016, 03:33:57 PM
Must take a long time for land crabs to fuk, sheesh Dean left out about 7 this morning and here we are still waiting on a report.
inspiration may have stuck, something about
horsey style.... :o

Those horseshoe crabs are some crazy, alien looking things...
plus, they have been around since the dinosaur time.....

Back when you was a little Flip.  :P
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 03:35:05 PM
And my interest in them...

Horseshoe crabs are extremely important to the biomedical industry because their unique, copper-based blue blood contains a substance called Limulus amebocyte lysate. The substance, which coagulates in the presence of small amounts of bacterial toxins, is used to test for sterility of medical equipment and virtually all intravenous drugs.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: BackyardSmoker on April 21, 2016, 03:36:17 PM
Must take a long time for land crabs to fuk, sheesh Dean left out about 7 this morning and here we are still waiting on a report.
inspiration may have stuck, something about
horsey style.... :o

Those horseshoe crabs are some crazy, alien looking things...
plus, they have been around since the dinosaur time.....

Well, maybe if they looked a little more appetizing, someone would have made a popular recipe, and we could have fished them into extinction.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 03:36:48 PM
I'm sure Flip can wait for a picture of fornicatin' crabs, so here you go:
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 03:37:35 PM
And my interest in them...

Horseshoe crabs are extremely important to the biomedical industry because their unique, copper-based blue blood contains a substance called Limulus amebocyte lysate. The substance, which coagulates in the presence of small amounts of bacterial toxins, is used to test for sterility of medical equipment and virtually all intravenous drugs.
Similar to Dean's interest.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 03:37:39 PM
Must take a long time for land crabs to fuk, sheesh Dean left out about 7 this morning and here we are still waiting on a report.
inspiration may have stuck, something about
horsey style.... :o

Those horseshoe crabs are some crazy, alien looking things...
plus, they have been around since the dinosaur time.....

Well, maybe if they looked a little more appetizing, someone would have made a popular recipe, and we could have fished them into extinction.
There is next to no meat on them.  Only use is as bait.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 03:38:34 PM
I'm sure Flip can wait for a picture of fornicatin' crabs, so here you go:
So that is why Dean and the Bike Lady are interested - GANG BANG!
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 03:40:10 PM
And my interest in them...

Horseshoe crabs are extremely important to the biomedical industry because their unique, copper-based blue blood contains a substance called Limulus amebocyte lysate. The substance, which coagulates in the presence of small amounts of bacterial toxins, is used to test for sterility of medical equipment and virtually all intravenous drugs.
Actually that statement is incorrect as the test has nothing to do with sterility.  It does test for toxins/ pyrogens however.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 03:40:40 PM
I'm sure Flip can wait for a picture of fornicatin' crabs, so here you go:
So that is why Dean and the Bike Lady are interested - GANG BANG!
I guess that is the one take home he could apply....
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 03:42:31 PM
And my interest in them...

Horseshoe crabs are extremely important to the biomedical industry because their unique, copper-based blue blood contains a substance called Limulus amebocyte lysate. The substance, which coagulates in the presence of small amounts of bacterial toxins, is used to test for sterility of medical equipment and virtually all intravenous drugs.
Actually that statement is incorrect as the test has nothing to do with sterility.  It does test for toxins/ pyrogens however.
Sheesh, saw this post and thought Raz was back then realized it was you talking about your own post.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 03:43:34 PM
Tomorrow's Marine Biology lesson for Dean;  Bonefish.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 03:44:23 PM
....maybe Red Snapper....
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 03:44:43 PM
Tomorrow's Marine Biology lesson for Dean;  Bonefish.
LMAO
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 03:45:20 PM
....maybe Red Snapper....
Some Triple Tail maybe?
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: BackyardSmoker on April 21, 2016, 03:47:51 PM
Must take a long time for land crabs to fuk, sheesh Dean left out about 7 this morning and here we are still waiting on a report.
inspiration may have stuck, something about
horsey style.... :o

Those horseshoe crabs are some crazy, alien looking things...
plus, they have been around since the dinosaur time.....

Well, maybe if they looked a little more appetizing, someone would have made a popular recipe, and we could have fished them into extinction.
There is next to no meat on them.  Only use is as bait.

TWSS
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: BackyardSmoker on April 21, 2016, 03:49:40 PM
I'm sure Flip can wait for a picture of fornicatin' crabs, so here you go:

Wait, Is that an EPC 2nd in there....  ;D
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 03:50:01 PM
The Federal Bureau of Investigation paid more than $1 million for a hacking tool that opened the iPhone of a terrorist gunman in San Bernardino, Calif., the head of the agency said Thursday.

Speaking at the Aspen Security Forum in London, FBI Director James Comey didn’t cite a precise figure for how much the government paid for the solution to cracking the phone but said it was more than his salary for the seven-plus years remaining in his term at the FBI.

His annual salary is about $180,000 a year, so that comes to $1.26 million or more.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: flip from jersey on April 21, 2016, 03:51:01 PM
I'm sure Flip can wait for a picture of fornicatin' crabs, so here you go:
Sure, you remember I has seaweed salad this week!
you farging bastidges!  :o
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 03:51:58 PM
Afternoon Steve.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 03:52:44 PM
I'm sure Flip can wait for a picture of fornicatin' crabs, so here you go:
Sure, you remember I has seaweed salad this week!
you farging bastidges!  :o
Horseshoe crabs use that to clean up after their orgies......wait, or is that Dean.....?
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: flip from jersey on April 21, 2016, 03:54:21 PM
On that note, I have to pack up my stuff here at work,
will be moved to a different floor over the weekend, need
to search for my desk, when i get in on Monday.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 03:59:48 PM
On that note, I have to pack up my stuff here at work,
will be moved to a different floor over the weekend, need
to search for my desk, when i get in on Monday.
Happy Packing, sheesh my wife does that about every 3-4 months at her place.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 04:03:54 PM
Markets Closed Down Across the Board Today

DOW    -113 @ 17,982
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 04:05:44 PM
Speaking of packing up I am packing my azz up and going home.  Last day in this chit-hole until May 2nd.

Got to decide on a seagar on the way home. 
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 04:06:53 PM
Markets Closed Down Across the Board Today

DOW    -113 @ 17,982
Oh well...no more dancing
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: BackyardSmoker on April 21, 2016, 04:28:24 PM
Markets Closed Down Across the Board Today

DOW    -113 @ 17,982
Oh well...no more dancing

Not good news for the investments, but I'm gonna dance my ass out the door and celebrate leaving the office. See yuz!
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 05:16:28 PM
MO'W Skull Crusher lit with a Tito's & Lime Sparkling Water
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: FloridaDean on April 21, 2016, 05:58:42 PM
higher winds and choppy channel made it difficult getting to the island. have to give her credit she didn't give up. no crabs fornicating although we collected a dozen shells to be cleaned, shellaced, and sold along with about 4 dozen shells. had a nice picnic, found a trail and campsite on the island with table, chairs, and fire ring all placed near a tree bent over to drape a tarp from. also found an old double sistern 30' deep, 16' wide, and 40' long. too small to be part of a foundation? but no evidence of a house near by other than some heavy duty boat tie offs (eye bolts). much easier paddling back with the chop down, tide coming in, and wind behind us. had a great time.

heading out to a meeting. see y'all in the morning maybe.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 06:23:16 PM
higher winds and choppy channel made it difficult getting to the island. have to give her credit she didn't give up. no crabs fornicating although we collected a dozen shells to be cleaned, shellaced, and sold along with about 4 dozen shells. had a nice picnic, found a trail and campsite on the island with table, chairs, and fire ring all placed near a tree bent over to drape a tarp from. also found an old double sistern 30' deep, 16' wide, and 40' long. too small to be part of a foundation? but no evidence of a house near by other than some heavy duty boat tie offs (eye bolts). much easier paddling back with the chop down, tide coming in, and wind behind us. had a great time.

heading out to a meeting. see y'all in the morning maybe.
Sounds like a nice day Dean, thanks for the report.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: FloridaDean on April 21, 2016, 06:32:00 PM
higher winds and choppy channel made it difficult getting to the island. have to give her credit she didn't give up. no crabs fornicating although we collected a dozen shells to be cleaned, shellaced, and sold along with about 4 dozen shells. had a nice picnic, found a trail and campsite on the island with table, chairs, and fire ring all placed near a tree bent over to drape a tarp from. also found an old double sistern 30' deep, 16' wide, and 40' long. too small to be part of a foundation? but no evidence of a house near by other than some heavy duty boat tie offs (eye bolts). much easier paddling back with the chop down, tide coming in, and wind behind us. had a great time.

heading out to a meeting. see y'all in the morning maybe.
Sounds like a nice day Dean, thanks for the report.
tomorrow having lunch with a buddy and Saturday taking my ass to Fort Island Beach Park and parking it there all day.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Threebean on April 21, 2016, 06:36:00 PM
higher winds and choppy channel made it difficult getting to the island. have to give her credit she didn't give up. no crabs fornicating although we collected a dozen shells to be cleaned, shellaced, and sold along with about 4 dozen shells. had a nice picnic, found a trail and campsite on the island with table, chairs, and fire ring all placed near a tree bent over to drape a tarp from. also found an old double sistern 30' deep, 16' wide, and 40' long. too small to be part of a foundation? but no evidence of a house near by other than some heavy duty boat tie offs (eye bolts). much easier paddling back with the chop down, tide coming in, and wind behind us. had a great time.

heading out to a meeting. see y'all in the morning maybe.
Sounds like a nice day Dean, thanks for the report.
Indeed it does, despite the lack of crustacean sex.  "I have a headache", said one crab to the other.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 06:47:35 PM
higher winds and choppy channel made it difficult getting to the island. have to give her credit she didn't give up. no crabs fornicating although we collected a dozen shells to be cleaned, shellaced, and sold along with about 4 dozen shells. had a nice picnic, found a trail and campsite on the island with table, chairs, and fire ring all placed near a tree bent over to drape a tarp from. also found an old double sistern 30' deep, 16' wide, and 40' long. too small to be part of a foundation? but no evidence of a house near by other than some heavy duty boat tie offs (eye bolts). much easier paddling back with the chop down, tide coming in, and wind behind us. had a great time.

heading out to a meeting. see y'all in the morning maybe.
Sounds like a nice day Dean, thanks for the report.
Indeed it does, despite the lack of crustacean sex.  "I have a headache", said one crab to the other.
LOL
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 06:48:28 PM
higher winds and choppy channel made it difficult getting to the island. have to give her credit she didn't give up. no crabs fornicating although we collected a dozen shells to be cleaned, shellaced, and sold along with about 4 dozen shells. had a nice picnic, found a trail and campsite on the island with table, chairs, and fire ring all placed near a tree bent over to drape a tarp from. also found an old double sistern 30' deep, 16' wide, and 40' long. too small to be part of a foundation? but no evidence of a house near by other than some heavy duty boat tie offs (eye bolts). much easier paddling back with the chop down, tide coming in, and wind behind us. had a great time.

heading out to a meeting. see y'all in the morning maybe.
Sounds like a nice day Dean, thanks for the report.
tomorrow having lunch with a buddy and Saturday taking my ass to Fort Island Beach Park and parking it there all day.
Not a bad plan.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 21, 2016, 06:50:08 PM
MO'W Skull Crusher lit with a Tito's & Lime Sparkling Water
Almost went with the same cigar from my Tex care package. Decided on the Diesel Uncut instead. Essentially because I was uncut today. Many of my colleagues can't say the same. It was a shitty day.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 06:54:13 PM
MO'W Skull Crusher lit with a Tito's & Lime Sparkling Water
Almost went with the same cigar from my Tex care package. Decided on the Diesel Uncut instead. Essentially because I was uncut today. Many of my colleagues can't say the same. It was a shitty day.
Damn, another one of those days.  Truly shitty, better have a couple of martinis.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 06:55:30 PM
Speaking of shitty days:


In yet another idiotic crime…

An eighteen-year-old named Cody Morris and two of his friends had an inspired idea. Instead of pay the hefty $1.49 or so that a large soda costs, they went through the McDonald’s drive thru and ordered three large waters… a huge tip off because, really, who does that? Then they promptly dumped out the water, went into the restaurant, and attempted to fill the cups up with soda.
Kind of an obvious crime, yes? And they would’ve gotten away with it too… if it weren’t for the fact that it’s SUPER OBVIOUS.
But here’s where it goes from dumb to stupid, and I’m not entirely sure who wins the award for biggest fail.
The manager attempted to stop these guys as any manager surely would, and while two of the guys returned their stolen soda, Morris refused. They tried to leave anyway. That’s when the manager took it to a comical level and stood behind the trio’s car in an attempt to stop them from taking a $1.49 in soda.
Because he refused to budge and decided then and there to risk no less than his life over the defense of company product, the manager was hit by their car not once, but twice. First when the guys reversed into him because, well, he wouldn’t move, and a second time when the manager tried to snatch their keys through the driver’s window to keep them from leaving.
Again… not entirely sure who the dimmest bulb in the box is: the guy with a lame plan to risk jail time over something that costs a whopping $1.49, or the guy who would risk his entire life for something that literally costs less to the company than the cup it comes in.
The guys sped off and the twice-hit manager called the cops who quickly found and arrested Morris on a felony robbery charge.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 21, 2016, 07:02:25 PM
MO'W Skull Crusher lit with a Tito's & Lime Sparkling Water
Almost went with the same cigar from my Tex care package. Decided on the Diesel Uncut instead. Essentially because I was uncut today. Many of my colleagues can't say the same. It was a shitty day.
Damn, another one of those days.  Truly shitty, better have a couple of martinis.
They're definitely on the docket for this evening.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 21, 2016, 07:15:03 PM
I'm sure this will sound awful and insensitive to the people that were notified today but I'll give it a shot anyway...

I actually was hoping that I would get the axe today. There is a very strong possibility it will happen later this year anyway. They are giving us 90 days notice and the people that were notified today will be on the payroll until the end of July. I would rather look for a new job during the summer than in the 4th quarter. Besides I'm tired of doing what I'm doing and will leave on my own next year if I don't get a package before then. Especially since there is a ton more work for me to do with every member of my team that they let go. Don't they know that I have bantering to do? Sheesh.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 07:59:49 PM
I'm sure this will sound awful and insensitive to the people that were notified today but I'll give it a shot anyway...

I actually was hoping that I would get the axe today. There is a very strong possibility it will happen later this year anyway. They are giving us 90 days notice and the people that were notified today will be on the payroll until the end of July. I would rather look for a new job during the summer than in the 4th quarter. Besides I'm tired of doing what I'm doing and will leave on my own next year if I don't get a package before then. Especially since there is a ton more work for me to do with every member of my team that they let go. Don't they know that I have bantering to do? Sheesh.
Sheesh is right but there nothing insensitive about that line of thought.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 21, 2016, 08:10:08 PM
I wonder if my Tatuaje Especials showed up today. I'm still about 30 minutes away from being home so I guess we'll find out soon enough.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: bluecollar on April 21, 2016, 09:01:16 PM
I'm sure this will sound awful and insensitive to the people that were notified today but I'll give it a shot anyway...

I actually was hoping that I would get the axe today. There is a very strong possibility it will happen later this year anyway. They are giving us 90 days notice and the people that were notified today will be on the payroll until the end of July. I would rather look for a new job during the summer than in the 4th quarter. Besides I'm tired of doing what I'm doing and will leave on my own next year if I don't get a package before then. Especially since there is a ton more work for me to do with every member of my team that they let go. Don't they know that I have bantering to do? Sheesh.
Well all the best brother , my job has been under microscope by the bean counters but honestly I would have to shit on the vp's to get fired
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: bluecollar on April 21, 2016, 09:03:12 PM
I have 1 up with knowing all the NY state codes. Not afraid to use my Ace in the hole.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 21, 2016, 09:04:48 PM
Well all the best brother , my job has been under microscope by the bean counters but honestly I would have to shit on the vp's to get fired
I fantasize about pissing all over my VP's desk. It's kinda the only reason I play the lottery.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: bluecollar on April 21, 2016, 09:05:51 PM
I wonder if my Tatuaje Especials showed up today. I'm still about 30 minutes away from being home so I guess we'll find out soon enough.
Smoking a little devil I found in the bottom. Of my humidor. Nice spice shining through. Decaf dunkin to drink
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 21, 2016, 09:07:17 PM
I wonder if my Tatuaje Especials showed up today. I'm still about 30 minutes away from being home so I guess we'll find out soon enough.
Smoking a little devil I found in the bottom. Of my humidor. Nice spice shining through. Decaf dunkin to drink
Enjoy! I just walked through the door. Gonna find me some dinner, put the kids to bed, and then find that martini shaker.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: bluecollar on April 21, 2016, 09:08:41 PM
Friggin Yankees. Cashman must go. A's back to back. Best bullpen in baseball and you put Shrieve on the mound. Cannot believe this damn team
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: bluecollar on April 21, 2016, 09:11:03 PM
Just got in 1 hr ago from 1st baseball practice. Took weekend off.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 21, 2016, 09:12:58 PM
MO'W Skull Crusher lit with a Tito's & Lime Sparkling Water
May not get a lot of love here, but MOW's overall are a solid.  Side projects and MOWPA are superior.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: bluecollar on April 21, 2016, 09:31:46 PM
MO'W Skull Crusher lit with a Tito's & Lime Sparkling Water
May not get a lot of love here, but MOW's overall are a solid.  Side projects and MOWPA are superior.
I agree Dave this little devil is hitting the spot right now.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: bluecollar on April 21, 2016, 09:32:54 PM
MO'W Skull Crusher lit with a Tito's & Lime Sparkling Water
May not get a lot of love here, but MOW's overall are a solid.  Side projects and MOWPA are superior.
I agree Dave this little devil is hitting the spot right now.
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160422/91fde27e9e2cf28ec23e6ac38934498a.jpg)
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: bluecollar on April 21, 2016, 09:33:43 PM
First Prince now this.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 09:42:18 PM
I wonder if my Tatuaje Especials showed up today. I'm still about 30 minutes away from being home so I guess we'll find out soon enough.
Mine have not arrived yet.  They have sold out of the Cain F Lanceros.
Title: Re: 4/21/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 21, 2016, 09:43:57 PM
MO'W Skull Crusher lit with a Tito's & Lime Sparkling Water
May not get a lot of love here, but MOW's overall are a solid.  Side projects and MOWPA are superior.
Most always a good smoke, nothing at all wrong with the basic Ruinations.