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[Threebean]

http://lawofuniverse.org/18-year-old-model-is-auctioning-her-virginity-for-an-eye-watering-amount/

She could probably get more money if she was attractive.

Is that legal? Her parents must be so proud. "Yeah, Nicole is doing real well. She bought us this house by whoring herself."

She'd be further ahead if she wasn't all tarted up with the lingerie getup.  Clashes with the "virginity vibe" she's selling. 

[South Carolina Redfish]

@SCDave.  We (Patriot Guard Riders) where invited to participate in the Overton services last Saturday.  A few of us got to visit with one of his nephews before the procession from the funeral home over to the church.  He had us laughing with the Uncle Richard stories.

I saw they were doing that, glad you could participate.  He was definitely quite a character to spend time with.

[A Friend of Charlie]

http://lawofuniverse.org/18-year-old-model-is-auctioning-her-virginity-for-an-eye-watering-amount/

She could probably get more money if she was attractive.

Is that legal? Her parents must be so proud. "Yeah, Nicole is doing real well. She bought us this house by whoring herself."

Since when is taking virginity anything but awkward?

Oh Lordy, where is all this going

Just wondering why someone would pay handsomely for that

Agreed. Wouldn't want to do that again. But I guess that dude can pound his chest and claim, "I was there first."

and just how enjoyable is that? I was there last is better.

Well, I'm not quite sure I agree with that either.

[A Friend of Charlie]

@SCDave.  We (Patriot Guard Riders) where invited to participate in the Overton services last Saturday.  A few of us got to visit with one of his nephews before the procession from the funeral home over to the church.  He had us laughing with the Uncle Richard stories.

That's very cool.

Good morning, Mark.

[South Carolina Redfish]

http://lawofuniverse.org/18-year-old-model-is-auctioning-her-virginity-for-an-eye-watering-amount/

She could probably get more money if she was attractive.

Is that legal? Her parents must be so proud. "Yeah, Nicole is doing real well. She bought us this house by whoring herself."

Since when is taking virginity anything but awkward?

Oh Lordy, where is all this going

Just wondering why someone would pay handsomely for that

Agreed. Wouldn't want to do that again. But I guess that dude can pound his chest and claim, "I was there first."

and just how enjoyable is that? I was there last is better.

Well, I'm not quite sure I agree with that either.

“Lightly Used” and “One Owner” seem to sound more desirable.

[A Friend of Charlie]

http://lawofuniverse.org/18-year-old-model-is-auctioning-her-virginity-for-an-eye-watering-amount/

She could probably get more money if she was attractive.

Is that legal? Her parents must be so proud. "Yeah, Nicole is doing real well. She bought us this house by whoring herself."

Since when is taking virginity anything but awkward?

Oh Lordy, where is all this going

Just wondering why someone would pay handsomely for that

Agreed. Wouldn't want to do that again. But I guess that dude can pound his chest and claim, "I was there first."

and just how enjoyable is that? I was there last is better.

Well, I'm not quite sure I agree with that either.

“Lightly Used” and “One Owner” seem to sound more desirable.

Is there a HOFAX report I can read first?

[Threebean]

@SCDave.  We (Patriot Guard Riders) where invited to participate in the Overton services last Saturday.  A few of us got to visit with one of his nephews before the procession from the funeral home over to the church.  He had us laughing with the Uncle Richard stories.

I saw they were doing that, glad you could participate.  He was definitely quite a character to spend time with.

One cigar related story: Sometimes when a pretty girl would walk by he'd raise his eyebrows and flick the cigar in his mouth up at an angle.

[LuvTooGolf]

http://lawofuniverse.org/18-year-old-model-is-auctioning-her-virginity-for-an-eye-watering-amount/

She could probably get more money if she was attractive.

Is that legal? Her parents must be so proud. "Yeah, Nicole is doing real well. She bought us this house by whoring herself."

Since when is taking virginity anything but awkward?

Oh Lordy, where is all this going

Just wondering why someone would pay handsomely for that

Agreed. Wouldn't want to do that again. But I guess that dude can pound his chest and claim, "I was there first."

and just how enjoyable is that? I was there last is better.

Well, I'm not quite sure I agree with that either.

“Lightly Used” and “One Owner” seem to sound more desirable.

Is there a HOFAX report I can read first?

LALTS

[A Friend of Charlie]

@SCDave.  We (Patriot Guard Riders) where invited to participate in the Overton services last Saturday.  A few of us got to visit with one of his nephews before the procession from the funeral home over to the church.  He had us laughing with the Uncle Richard stories.

I saw they were doing that, glad you could participate.  He was definitely quite a character to spend time with.

One cigar related story: Sometimes when a pretty girl would walk by he'd raise his eyebrows and flick the cigar in his mouth up at an angle.

Getting it up in which ever way possible.

[Threebean]

http://lawofuniverse.org/18-year-old-model-is-auctioning-her-virginity-for-an-eye-watering-amount/

She could probably get more money if she was attractive.

Is that legal? Her parents must be so proud. "Yeah, Nicole is doing real well. She bought us this house by whoring herself."

Since when is taking virginity anything but awkward?

Oh Lordy, where is all this going

Just wondering why someone would pay handsomely for that

Agreed. Wouldn't want to do that again. But I guess that dude can pound his chest and claim, "I was there first."

and just how enjoyable is that? I was there last is better.

Well, I'm not quite sure I agree with that either.

“Lightly Used” and “One Owner” seem to sound more desirable.

Is there a HOFAX report I can read first?

CNS.  The article does say the winning bidder can have a doctor inspect the merchandise to verify authenticity.

[A Friend of Charlie]

http://lawofuniverse.org/18-year-old-model-is-auctioning-her-virginity-for-an-eye-watering-amount/

She could probably get more money if she was attractive.

Is that legal? Her parents must be so proud. "Yeah, Nicole is doing real well. She bought us this house by whoring herself."

Since when is taking virginity anything but awkward?

Oh Lordy, where is all this going

Just wondering why someone would pay handsomely for that

Agreed. Wouldn't want to do that again. But I guess that dude can pound his chest and claim, "I was there first."

and just how enjoyable is that? I was there last is better.

Well, I'm not quite sure I agree with that either.

“Lightly Used” and “One Owner” seem to sound more desirable.

Is there a HOFAX report I can read first?

CNS.  The article does say the winning bidder can have a doctor inspect the merchandise to verify authenticity.

Wow, you really scrutinized the article. Looking to put in a bid?

[South Carolina Redfish]

http://lawofuniverse.org/18-year-old-model-is-auctioning-her-virginity-for-an-eye-watering-amount/

She could probably get more money if she was attractive.

Is that legal? Her parents must be so proud. "Yeah, Nicole is doing real well. She bought us this house by whoring herself."

Since when is taking virginity anything but awkward?

Oh Lordy, where is all this going

Just wondering why someone would pay handsomely for that

Agreed. Wouldn't want to do that again. But I guess that dude can pound his chest and claim, "I was there first."

and just how enjoyable is that? I was there last is better.

Well, I'm not quite sure I agree with that either.

“Lightly Used” and “One Owner” seem to sound more desirable.

Is there a HOFAX report I can read first?

CNS.  The article does say the winning bidder can have a doctor inspect the merchandise to verify authenticity.

Wow, you really scrutinized the article. Looking to put in a bid?

Really Bean?

I did not even click on the link, might be the cops posting a 13 year old or such.

[Threebean]

http://lawofuniverse.org/18-year-old-model-is-auctioning-her-virginity-for-an-eye-watering-amount/

She could probably get more money if she was attractive.

Is that legal? Her parents must be so proud. "Yeah, Nicole is doing real well. She bought us this house by whoring herself."

Since when is taking virginity anything but awkward?

Oh Lordy, where is all this going

Just wondering why someone would pay handsomely for that

Agreed. Wouldn't want to do that again. But I guess that dude can pound his chest and claim, "I was there first."

and just how enjoyable is that? I was there last is better.

Well, I'm not quite sure I agree with that either.

“Lightly Used” and “One Owner” seem to sound more desirable.

Is there a HOFAX report I can read first?

CNS.  The article does say the winning bidder can have a doctor inspect the merchandise to verify authenticity.

Wow, you really scrutinized the article. Looking to put in a bid?

Really Bean?

I did not even click on the link, might be the cops posting a 13 year old or such.

It's LTG's fault.  He said it would help if she were attractive, so naturally I had to see whether that was #fakenews or not.

[LuvTooGolf]

http://lawofuniverse.org/18-year-old-model-is-auctioning-her-virginity-for-an-eye-watering-amount/

She could probably get more money if she was attractive.

Is that legal? Her parents must be so proud. "Yeah, Nicole is doing real well. She bought us this house by whoring herself."

Since when is taking virginity anything but awkward?

Oh Lordy, where is all this going

Just wondering why someone would pay handsomely for that

Agreed. Wouldn't want to do that again. But I guess that dude can pound his chest and claim, "I was there first."

and just how enjoyable is that? I was there last is better.

Well, I'm not quite sure I agree with that either.

“Lightly Used” and “One Owner” seem to sound more desirable.

Is there a HOFAX report I can read first?

CNS.  The article does say the winning bidder can have a doctor inspect the merchandise to verify authenticity.

Wow, you really scrutinized the article. Looking to put in a bid?

Really Bean?

I did not even click on the link, might be the cops posting a 13 year old or such.

It's LTG's fault.  He said it would help if she were attractive, so naturally I had to see whether that was #fakenews or not.

Just being vigilant, I like it.

[A Friend of Charlie]

http://lawofuniverse.org/18-year-old-model-is-auctioning-her-virginity-for-an-eye-watering-amount/

She could probably get more money if she was attractive.

Is that legal? Her parents must be so proud. "Yeah, Nicole is doing real well. She bought us this house by whoring herself."

Since when is taking virginity anything but awkward?

Oh Lordy, where is all this going

Just wondering why someone would pay handsomely for that

Agreed. Wouldn't want to do that again. But I guess that dude can pound his chest and claim, "I was there first."

and just how enjoyable is that? I was there last is better.

Well, I'm not quite sure I agree with that either.

“Lightly Used” and “One Owner” seem to sound more desirable.

Is there a HOFAX report I can read first?

CNS.  The article does say the winning bidder can have a doctor inspect the merchandise to verify authenticity.

Wow, you really scrutinized the article. Looking to put in a bid?

Really Bean?

I did not even click on the link, might be the cops posting a 13 year old or such.

It's LTG's fault.  He said it would help if she were attractive, so naturally I had to see whether that was #fakenews or not.

Ditto.