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[LSUFAN]

Good morning Shortstack, I see ya lurking out there this morning.

[Short stack]

Good morning Shortstack, I see ya lurking out there this morning.

Good morning Sir,Hope You have a good day

[LSUFAN]

Good morning Shortstack, I see ya lurking out there this morning.

Good morning Sir,Hope You have a good day

Hope you have a good one also Sir.

[Fred Bumpus]

Thought for Today: "It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor."

Ain't this the truth! Mornin all

[South Carolina Redfish]

Thought for Today: "It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor."

Ain't this the truth! Mornin all

A good point made for sure.

[dogdays]

Good morning to all ! .

[Fitzy]

Morning guys! 

[LSUFAN]

Thought for Today: "It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor."

Ain't this the truth! Mornin all

Good morning Fred/Bob and DD.

[Fred Bumpus]

have to laugh! EPC SR2013 at cigar.com daily deal $39.95, but they are still in the clearance section for $29.95.

[Fitzy]

have to laugh! EPC SR2013 at cigar.com daily deal $39.95, but they are still in the clearance section for $29.95.

That's special alright...

[Oyam18]

Thought for Today: "It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor."

Ain't this the truth! Mornin all

TNWSS

[glassken]

Vacuum Cleaner Salesman
-------------------------

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to
be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of
minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
high-powered vacuum cleaners.

"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't
got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door..

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and
pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you
have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her
hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this
horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the
remainder."

The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a
damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.."

Chip, very nicely done. Taking notes, Antnee?

[glassken]

have to laugh! EPC SR2013 at cigar.com daily deal $39.95, but they are still in the clearance section for $29.95.

That is funny. SteveR & Sven getting wires crossed!

[A Friend of Charlie]

Vacuum Cleaner Salesman
-------------------------

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to
be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of
minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
high-powered vacuum cleaners.

"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't
got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door..

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and
pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you
have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her
hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this
horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the
remainder."

The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a
damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.."

Chip, very nicely done. Taking notes, Antnee?

Noted.  Check to make sure the prospect has electricity.  LMFAO!

[A Friend of Charlie]

Getting ready for final soccer game of the season for my second daughter.  They've improved tremendously these last couple of months.  Unfortunately, looks like another no cigar day for papa.  It's beautiful weather here.  Hope the same there.  Check back later.