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Re: 3/27/2015
« Reply #360 on: March 27, 2015, 02:57:02 PM »

Busy day, I'm outta here you Pudgy Bastidges! Off to meet for drinks, my friend turned 50 today and I have to deliver a bottle of Lagavulin Distiller's Edition. Have a great weekend all
I turn 50 on May 26th.  Somebody make sure to remind Scott.
Sheesh. I thoguht you guys were the young crowd.  ;D jk
That's okay, I think Tex really thinks I'm Mexican too.
But not a commie, so you're OK.
I'm the next worst thing: a socially moderate, globalist, political pragmatist.  But I'm a gun hawk, a cigar fan, and an American Exceptionalist, so he'll tolerate me.  Mostly.
And since I don't know what half those words mean, I'll mostly tolerate you as well.
I think it means he is all mixed up and does not really know WTF he is.  But he likes guns and cigars so it is ok for us to like him. :)
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Re: 3/27/2015
« Reply #361 on: March 27, 2015, 03:03:07 PM »

Busy day, I'm outta here you Pudgy Bastidges! Off to meet for drinks, my friend turned 50 today and I have to deliver a bottle of Lagavulin Distiller's Edition. Have a great weekend all
I turn 50 on May 26th.  Somebody make sure to remind Scott.
Sheesh. I thoguht you guys were the young crowd.  ;D jk
That's okay, I think Tex really thinks I'm Mexican too.
But not a commie, so you're OK.
I'm the next worst thing: a socially moderate, globalist, political pragmatist.  But I'm a gun hawk, a cigar fan, and an American Exceptionalist, so he'll tolerate me.  Mostly.
And since I don't know what half those words mean, I'll mostly tolerate you as well.
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Re: 3/27/2015
« Reply #362 on: March 27, 2015, 03:05:56 PM »

Busy day, I'm outta here you Pudgy Bastidges! Off to meet for drinks, my friend turned 50 today and I have to deliver a bottle of Lagavulin Distiller's Edition. Have a great weekend all
I turn 50 on May 26th.  Somebody make sure to remind Scott.
Sheesh. I thoguht you guys were the young crowd.  ;D jk
That's okay, I think Tex really thinks I'm Mexican too.
But not a commie, so you're OK.
I'm the next worst thing: a socially moderate, globalist, political pragmatist.  But I'm a gun hawk, a cigar fan, and an American Exceptionalist, so he'll tolerate me.  Mostly.
And since I don't know what half those words mean, I'll mostly tolerate you as well.

LALTS... nice. I changed it to Undocumented and it said 'asshole', so pretty close.
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Re: 3/27/2015
« Reply #363 on: March 27, 2015, 03:10:45 PM »

Busy day, I'm outta here you Pudgy Bastidges! Off to meet for drinks, my friend turned 50 today and I have to deliver a bottle of Lagavulin Distiller's Edition. Have a great weekend all
I turn 50 on May 26th.  Somebody make sure to remind Scott.
Sheesh. I thoguht you guys were the young crowd.  ;D jk
That's okay, I think Tex really thinks I'm Mexican too.
But not a commie, so you're OK.
I'm the next worst thing: a socially moderate, globalist, political pragmatist.  But I'm a gun hawk, a cigar fan, and an American Exceptionalist, so he'll tolerate me.  Mostly.
And since I don't know what half those words mean, I'll mostly tolerate you as well.
Ha, POTD candidate.
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Re: 3/27/2015
« Reply #364 on: March 27, 2015, 03:17:25 PM »

Busy day, I'm outta here you Pudgy Bastidges! Off to meet for drinks, my friend turned 50 today and I have to deliver a bottle of Lagavulin Distiller's Edition. Have a great weekend all
I turn 50 on May 26th.  Somebody make sure to remind Scott.
Sheesh. I thoguht you guys were the young crowd.  ;D jk
That's okay, I think Tex really thinks I'm Mexican too.
But not a commie, so you're OK.
I'm the next worst thing: a socially moderate, globalist, political pragmatist.  But I'm a gun hawk, a cigar fan, and an American Exceptionalist, so he'll tolerate me.  Mostly.
And since I don't know what half those words mean, I'll mostly tolerate you as well.
I think it means he is all mixed up and does not really know WTF he is.  But he likes guns and cigars so it is ok for us to like him. :)
And naked women.  I like naked women.  And motorcycles.  And naked women on motorcycles.  With guns.  And cigars.
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Re: 3/27/2015
« Reply #365 on: March 27, 2015, 03:26:40 PM »

Busy day, I'm outta here you Pudgy Bastidges! Off to meet for drinks, my friend turned 50 today and I have to deliver a bottle of Lagavulin Distiller's Edition. Have a great weekend all
I turn 50 on May 26th.  Somebody make sure to remind Scott.
Sheesh. I thoguht you guys were the young crowd.  ;D jk
That's okay, I think Tex really thinks I'm Mexican too.
But not a commie, so you're OK.
I'm the next worst thing: a socially moderate, globalist, political pragmatist.  But I'm a gun hawk, a cigar fan, and an American Exceptionalist, so he'll tolerate me.  Mostly.
And since I don't know what half those words mean, I'll mostly tolerate you as well.
I think it means he is all mixed up and does not really know WTF he is.  But he likes guns and cigars so it is ok for us to like him. :)
And naked women.  I like naked women.  And motorcycles.  And naked women on motorcycles.  With guns.  And cigars.

Sounds like a great cover shot for the next issue of The American Exceptionalist. I'd buy it. Gotta have an electric guitar in there too.

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Re: 3/27/2015
« Reply #366 on: March 27, 2015, 03:36:30 PM »

I just finished my espresso so I'm ready now... Who's next?!?!
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Re: 3/27/2015
« Reply #367 on: March 27, 2015, 03:42:05 PM »

I just finished my espresso so I'm ready now... Who's next?!?!
The Warden, time for you to man-up.
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Re: 3/27/2015
« Reply #368 on: March 27, 2015, 03:48:15 PM »

I just finished my espresso so I'm ready now... Who's next?!?!
Well, I've had a double shot so bring it on!
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Re: 3/27/2015
« Reply #369 on: March 27, 2015, 03:49:17 PM »

Busy day, I'm outta here you Pudgy Bastidges! Off to meet for drinks, my friend turned 50 today and I have to deliver a bottle of Lagavulin Distiller's Edition. Have a great weekend all
I turn 50 on May 26th.  Somebody make sure to remind Scott.
Sheesh. I thoguht you guys were the young crowd.  ;D jk
That's okay, I think Tex really thinks I'm Mexican too.
But not a commie, so you're OK.
I'm the next worst thing: a socially moderate, globalist, political pragmatist.  But I'm a gun hawk, a cigar fan, and an American Exceptionalist, so he'll tolerate me.  Mostly.
And since I don't know what half those words mean, I'll mostly tolerate you as well.
I think it means he is all mixed up and does not really know WTF he is.  But he likes guns and cigars so it is ok for us to like him. :)
And naked women.  I like naked women.  And motorcycles.  And naked women on motorcycles.  With guns.  And cigars.

Sounds like a great cover shot for the next issue of The American Exceptionalist. I'd buy it. Gotta have an electric guitar in there too.


Yessir.
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Re: 3/27/2015
« Reply #370 on: March 27, 2015, 03:59:13 PM »

I just finished my espresso so I'm ready now... Who's next?!?!

Tony had a herpe on his lip so big...
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Re: 3/27/2015
« Reply #371 on: March 27, 2015, 03:59:40 PM »

I just finished my espresso so I'm ready now... Who's next?!?!
Well, I've had a double shot so bring it on!
Coffee and hairy dog here, so me too! 
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Re: 3/27/2015
« Reply #372 on: March 27, 2015, 04:04:41 PM »

I just finished my espresso so I'm ready now... Who's next?!?!
Well, I've had a double shot so bring it on!
Coffee and hairy dog here, so me too!
Tag team match?
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Re: 3/27/2015
« Reply #373 on: March 27, 2015, 04:11:04 PM »

I just finished my espresso so I'm ready now... Who's next?!?!
Well, I've had a double shot so bring it on!
Coffee and hairy dog here, so me too!
Tag team match?
This could quickly veer off in an unsavory direction. 
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Re: 3/27/2015
« Reply #374 on: March 27, 2015, 04:17:04 PM »

I just finished my espresso so I'm ready now... Who's next?!?!
Well, I've had a double shot so bring it on!
Coffee and hairy dog here, so me too!
Tag team match?

This could quickly veer off in an unsavory direction.
A ménage à trois?  Not even!  Sheesh!
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