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[FloridaDean]

This sucker is moving slower than on the weekend!

how slow is it?

Yo mama's so slow it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

you're slower than a week in jail.

so slow, they measure your 40 yd dash with a calendar.

slower than a slug on Valium.

[FloridaDean]

This sucker is moving slower than on the weekend!

how slow is it?

Yo mama's so slow it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

you're slower than a week in jail.

so slow, they measure your 40 yd dash with a calendar.

slower than a slug on Valium.

any slower it would be going backwards.

[Travellin Dave]

Slower than molasses in January.

[Travellin Dave]

Too slow to catch a cold.

[Travellin Dave]

Slower than the second coming.
(also TWSS)

[Travellin Dave]

SLOWER THAN METHUSELAH

[Travellin Dave]

 Slow as a plumber going for his tools.

[Travellin Dave]

Slow as lawyers mount to heaven.
            —Charles Reade

[A Friend of Charlie]

Zzzzzzzz...

[Travellin Dave]

And to wrap this train of thought up, thanks to the urban dictionary...

slow as fuck


when some fucking thing or some mother fucker can't move, learn or operate to the desired speed

this computer is slow as fuck it won't load the next screeen fast enough. We taught that to John 4 times now, he is slow as fuck.

#slow#fuck#retard#dumbass#lag

[LuvTooGolf]

I'm outta here fast as a hazzuh!

[South Carolina Redfish]

Now this is a load of Dope!

HISTORIC BUST: 16.5 TONS of Cocaine Worth $1 BILLION+ Seized at Philadelphia Port

[South Carolina Redfish]

Burger lunch at the River City Cafe then bought me some new running shoes to walk in before getting home for a 45 minute nap.

Guess I will select me a cigar now.

[South Carolina Redfish]

I think Holts and The Page are having a contest to see which one can waste the most of your time going through the worthless specials everyday.

[South Carolina Redfish]

10 year aged Padilla 1948 lit