A little Valentines suggestion ...in case you're having a hard time.
Is that unisex?
Sure, as in, "you wear that, unit gonna get any sex."
Clearly you haven't had pork roll.
This is true. I'd never even heard of it, or of Taylor Ham, until I became a member hereabouts, even though I spent considerable time in New England and the Eastern Seaboard in the late 90's and the early 'aught.
I was just being a smartass playing with words.