Morning Mr. Raz. Not until page 3 today, sleeping in?
I did, actually. A little. Was up late working on music.
Are you writing a rock opera?
Edit: Could there be a Tony character?
When I write a rock opera, I'll make sure to have a wisecracking, cigar smoking character who cooks.
Hmm...a rock opera called "The Big Herf" that takes place on a golf course?
I love how well it's coming together.
It'll open with a a song called "Drive," followed by "That's What She Said." Then we'll do a rap-metal thing that will sample Pink Floyd's "Have a Cigar." These will be followed by "Commie Bastard," "Libtards and Snowflakes," "Dirty Old Women," "Florida Man," "Boiler Malfunction," "Dawg Bros," "Freeloaders," and we'll wrap up with "Big Herf at the 19th Hole."