That Moderna vaccine makes a nasty bruise. Sheesh.
Must have been a bad stick. Shouldn't cause a bruise. Sorness yes, bruise, no.
Possibly, although bruising is a listed potential side effect. I also got a mild, non-itchy rash.
Smart to blame the vaccine. I think your wife will buy it.
I think she's getting suspicious about me having several nurses around though...
You should have gone to med school.
My mom tried to convince me from an early age to become a doctor. From an early age, the thought of dealing with other people's ickiness repelled me. Zero interest in medicine. Ever. Don't even regret the decision now.
Ironically enough, my grandma always wanted me to be a preacher, despite not being very religious herself. She had a picture of me on her table near the front window, and whenever the sun hit it just right, she'd hope that was me getting the calling.