I wonder if there is a cigar banter site for the 1%. Wonder what they're discussing?
Yeah it is called CI and they are drunk talking about Travellin Dave most of the time
They're just as downtrodden as us. They ain't the 1%, trust me.
You and I know that but they don't seem to as they boast of their Cubans!
I have Cubans too. My wife and all her family. Want 'em?
Are yours as fake as most of the others?
Oh no, they're real. Real pains in the ass, that is. I have the authenticity papers to prove it.