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[South Carolina Redfish]

I asked my 5 year old granddaughter, "a man comes up to you and says, I've lost my cute little puppy, would you help me find him...?"  She lets out a deafening blood curdling scream, and runs screaming all through the house.  My daughter-in-law runs in and says, "what happened...?"  I said, "we're having safety practice...!!!

VERY GOOD.
now just take her to a shooting range, get her licensed for conceal/carry, and make sure her aim is good.

Actually, I was looking at a toy shooting gallery for Christmas.  It has a toy log with cans on it, and you shoot them with a beam of light from the gun which knocks the cans off he log...  Mmm, maybe I'll just get me one, and let her play with it...

Screw the toys get-um a damn BB Gun and head to the country, just don't go across that river to Illinois.  Next year upgrade to a pellet gun year 3 to a shotgun.

[dwgbryant]

Good morning Chip, Dean, Dave(s), and TR....

morning BD.
day off from babysitting?

No....  Actually I have to be there earlier at 7 a.m. today.  That's pretty early for me.  And I need a couple of hours in the morning to wake up, so it was up at 5 a.m. today....  I'll be beat by the end of the day.

you need to retire or find a less stressfull job. lol.

I had no idea there was so much work to retirement.

you should have asked me, I'd have told you!

Now wait a minute Dad is babysitting for 9 hours and you are picking up 4 items at the store and going to a picnic.......something ain't right here.  LOL 

It sounds like Dean has retirement figured out better than I do...

Definitely Dean has it down to an art but I am trying to figure out how he can tell anybody how much work it is.  Last work he did was packing the Jeep.

not true, I cleaned the roof of the clubhouse, gutters, downspouts, raked, carted debris away. nothing like in NY though.

Why did you do that?  It wasn't even lightning yesterday.

That was not work nothing more than a planned distraction to check the Landladies tits.

EXACTLY.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean and BD!

Morning Hot Tub Dave.   Make sure you ask Dean how much work there is to retirement before taking the leap.

First rule of thumb for retirement.  Make sure you have enough money to support yourself, and enough money to support your kids, family, and friends.  I'm not talking about deadbeats.  Just close friends that have come onto hard times due to no fault of their own, such as losing their jobs due to cut backs, and other legitimate reasons.  My neighbor was just told after working for 25 years at the hospital, "if you want your job, you will be getting a $2.00 an hour pay cut."  Yikes...!

That is the very sad way it works these days, employers raise hell there is no employee loyalty anymore and then wonder why...... 

[South Carolina Redfish]

Good morning Chip, Dean, Dave(s), and TR....

morning BD.
day off from babysitting?

No....  Actually I have to be there earlier at 7 a.m. today.  That's pretty early for me.  And I need a couple of hours in the morning to wake up, so it was up at 5 a.m. today....  I'll be beat by the end of the day.

you need to retire or find a less stressfull job. lol.

I had no idea there was so much work to retirement.

you should have asked me, I'd have told you!

Now wait a minute Dad is babysitting for 9 hours and you are picking up 4 items at the store and going to a picnic.......something ain't right here.  LOL 

It sounds like Dean has retirement figured out better than I do...

Definitely Dean has it down to an art but I am trying to figure out how he can tell anybody how much work it is.  Last work he did was packing the Jeep.

not true, I cleaned the roof of the clubhouse, gutters, downspouts, raked, carted debris away. nothing like in NY though.

Why did you do that?  It wasn't even lightning yesterday.

That was not work nothing more than a planned distraction to check the Landladies tits.

EXACTLY.

Only work involved was thinking up a plan while relaxing and smoking.

[dwgbryant]

Good morning Chip, Dean, Dave(s), and TR....

morning BD.
day off from babysitting?

No....  Actually I have to be there earlier at 7 a.m. today.  That's pretty early for me.  And I need a couple of hours in the morning to wake up, so it was up at 5 a.m. today....  I'll be beat by the end of the day.

you need to retire or find a less stressfull job. lol.

I had no idea there was so much work to retirement.

you should have asked me, I'd have told you!

Now wait a minute Dad is babysitting for 9 hours and you are picking up 4 items at the store and going to a picnic.......something ain't right here.  LOL 

It sounds like Dean has retirement figured out better than I do...

Definitely Dean has it down to an art but I am trying to figure out how he can tell anybody how much work it is.  Last work he did was packing the Jeep.

not true, I cleaned the roof of the clubhouse, gutters, downspouts, raked, carted debris away. nothing like in NY though.

Why did you do that?  It wasn't even lightning yesterday.

That was not work nothing more than a planned distraction to check the Landladies tits.

EXACTLY.

Only work involved was thinking up a plan while relaxing and smoking.

found out it's hard work trying to see her tits all the time without getting evicted.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Good morning Chip, Dean, Dave(s), and TR....

morning BD.
day off from babysitting?

No....  Actually I have to be there earlier at 7 a.m. today.  That's pretty early for me.  And I need a couple of hours in the morning to wake up, so it was up at 5 a.m. today....  I'll be beat by the end of the day.

you need to retire or find a less stressfull job. lol.

I had no idea there was so much work to retirement.

you should have asked me, I'd have told you!

Now wait a minute Dad is babysitting for 9 hours and you are picking up 4 items at the store and going to a picnic.......something ain't right here.  LOL 

It sounds like Dean has retirement figured out better than I do...

Definitely Dean has it down to an art but I am trying to figure out how he can tell anybody how much work it is.  Last work he did was packing the Jeep.

not true, I cleaned the roof of the clubhouse, gutters, downspouts, raked, carted debris away. nothing like in NY though.

Why did you do that?  It wasn't even lightning yesterday.

That was not work nothing more than a planned distraction to check the Landladies tits.

EXACTLY.

Only work involved was thinking up a plan while relaxing and smoking.

found out it's hard work trying to see her tits all the time without getting evicted.

Or rolled into an asphalt overlay with your dick cut off.

[dwgbryant]

bet they bounce nice too.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean and BD!

Morning Hot Tub Dave.   Make sure you ask Dean how much work there is to retirement before taking the leap.

First rule of thumb for retirement.  Make sure you have enough money to support yourself, and enough money to support your kids, family, and friends.  I'm not talking about deadbeats.  Just close friends that have come onto hard times due to no fault of their own, such as losing their jobs due to cut backs, and other legitimate reasons.  My neighbor was just told after working for 25 years at the hospital, "if you want your job, you will be getting a $2.00 an hour pay cut."  Yikes...!

That is the very sad way it works these days, employers raise hell there is no employee loyalty anymore and then wonder why......

Retirement success is like winning the lottery, first step is "losing"your "friends" and relatives.  Take a lesson from Dean on that one, moving at least a days drive away is the simplest solution.

[South Carolina Redfish]

bet they bounce nice too.

[Travellin Dave]

picking up a little lady to take to the picnic around noon, then I have to drop her off at a bday party at 5pm. pick her back up at 7pm and catch a sunset.

+1

[Travellin Dave]

Good morning Chip, Dean, Dave(s), and TR....

morning BD.
day off from babysitting?

No....  Actually I have to be there earlier at 7 a.m. today.  That's pretty early for me.  And I need a couple of hours in the morning to wake up, so it was up at 5 a.m. today....  I'll be beat by the end of the day.

you need to retire or find a less stressfull job. lol.

I had no idea there was so much work to retirement.

you should have asked me, I'd have told you!

Now wait a minute Dad is babysitting for 9 hours and you are picking up 4 items at the store and going to a picnic.......something ain't right here.  LOL 

It sounds like Dean has retirement figured out better than I do...

Definitely Dean has it down to an art but I am trying to figure out how he can tell anybody how much work it is.  Last work he did was packing the Jeep.

not true, I cleaned the roof of the clubhouse, gutters, downspouts, raked, carted debris away. nothing like in NY though.

Why did you do that?  It wasn't even lightning yesterday.

That was not work nothing more than a planned distraction to check the Landladies tits.

Good point.... not at all obvious when you're looking down from a roof.

[dwgbryant]

bet they bounce nice too.

thanks for the vote of confidence Dave.

[dwgbryant]

one more cup of coffee then I have to choose cigars for the day and head to the store and load the cooler.

[South Carolina Redfish]

one more cup of coffee then I have to choose cigars for the day and head to the store and load the cooler.

Damn what time does the picnic start?  Just now sunrise.

[South Carolina Redfish]

bet they bounce nice too.

thanks for the vote of confidence Dave.

I am a safety guy just sharing a dose of reality with you about married women.