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Re: 9/26/2014
« Reply #210 on: September 26, 2014, 01:41:23 PM »

Holy Chit!!!!   Pays to carry!

MOORE, Okla. (AP) — Police said Friday a man recently fired from a food processing plant in an Oklahoma City suburb beheaded a woman with a knife and was attacking another worker when he was shot and wounded by the owner of the company.
I guess beheadings are in vogue now?
Lots of instructional video on the internet showing how easy it is.
Too disturbingly easy.  not a lot really holding the noggin up there.
Just saw a scene depicting that again last night while watching Breaking Bad. Totally disturbing, even knowing it's fake.
Too much for me!
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Re: 9/26/2014
« Reply #211 on: September 26, 2014, 01:44:06 PM »

Not much cheering of USA!, USA! On the links today.
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Re: 9/26/2014
« Reply #212 on: September 26, 2014, 01:45:28 PM »

Holy Chit!!!!   Pays to carry!

MOORE, Okla. (AP) — Police said Friday a man recently fired from a food processing plant in an Oklahoma City suburb beheaded a woman with a knife and was attacking another worker when he was shot and wounded by the owner of the company.
I guess beheadings are in vogue now?
Lots of instructional video on the internet showing how easy it is.
Too disturbingly easy.  not a lot really holding the noggin up there.
Just saw a scene depicting that again last night while watching Breaking Bad. Totally disturbing, even knowing it's fake.
Too much for me!
Big hole in the ground with terrorist bits around is good enough for me.
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Re: 9/26/2014
« Reply #213 on: September 26, 2014, 01:47:05 PM »

And a Good Afternoon CB
Good afternoon CB...back from lunch and counting down the seconds left until 4:30ish!
Time flies when you're having fun. You sitting around polishing your gold stars?
And not doing that very well.... look a bit tarnished, don't they?
Covered in shit constantly...dam near a full time job!
You don't have a minion to take care of that for you?  A lackey?  Some low life slacker?
I am pretty good at polishing...usually it's just my knob, but these stars aren't too bad ;)
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Re: 9/26/2014
« Reply #214 on: September 26, 2014, 01:47:55 PM »

Holy Chit!!!!   Pays to carry!

MOORE, Okla. (AP) — Police said Friday a man recently fired from a food processing plant in an Oklahoma City suburb beheaded a woman with a knife and was attacking another worker when he was shot and wounded by the owner of the company.
I guess beheadings are in vogue now?
Lots of instructional video on the internet showing how easy it is.
Too disturbingly easy.  not a lot really holding the noggin up there.
Just saw a scene depicting that again last night while watching Breaking Bad. Totally disturbing, even knowing it's fake.
Too much for me!
Big hole in the ground with terrorist bits around is good enough for me.
You mean like an iPhone 6 plus after a .50 cal hit?
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Re: 9/26/2014
« Reply #215 on: September 26, 2014, 01:48:20 PM »

Holy Chit!!!!   Pays to carry!

MOORE, Okla. (AP) — Police said Friday a man recently fired from a food processing plant in an Oklahoma City suburb beheaded a woman with a knife and was attacking another worker when he was shot and wounded by the owner of the company.
I guess beheadings are in vogue now?
Must be.   Just got measured for me a new CC holster as I don't have a lot of faith in the Raz system of personal defense.
When he's not being sarcastic, this is what the Raz system of personal defense looks like.
Damn you carry that big ass shiny 1911?  ;D
One of those shiney pimp guns.
Ain't no pos pimp carries a 1911.
if you did, you'd have to hold it sideways.  not sure who came up with THAT particular stance, but it's pretty hard to hit ANYTHING that way.
Only used for 9 mm's and they usually don't hit anything they intend to hit.  Very low percentage choice.
That's way they're high capacity - spray and pray (you hit 'em) with lots of bullets. Shoot and shoot often
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Re: 9/26/2014
« Reply #216 on: September 26, 2014, 01:49:30 PM »

And a Good Afternoon CB
Good afternoon CB...back from lunch and counting down the seconds left until 4:30ish!
Time flies when you're having fun. You sitting around polishing your gold stars?
And not doing that very well.... look a bit tarnished, don't they?
Covered in shit constantly...dam near a full time job!
You don't have a minion to take care of that for you?  A lackey?  Some low life slacker?
I am pretty good at polishing...usually it's just my knob, but these stars aren't too bad ;)
I can think of about 50 things to say now but I am in a nice mood so that is real nice to know CG.
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Re: 9/26/2014
« Reply #217 on: September 26, 2014, 01:52:37 PM »

And a Good Afternoon CB
Good afternoon CB...back from lunch and counting down the seconds left until 4:30ish!
Time flies when you're having fun. You sitting around polishing your gold stars?
And not doing that very well.... look a bit tarnished, don't they?
Covered in shit constantly...dam near a full time job!
You don't have a minion to take care of that for you?  A lackey?  Some low life slacker?
I am pretty good at polishing...usually it's just my knob, but these stars aren't too bad ;)
I can think of about 50 things to say now but I am in a nice mood so that is real nice to know CG.
;D Hell, it's Friday, gotta live on the edge a little!
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Re: 9/26/2014
« Reply #218 on: September 26, 2014, 01:54:54 PM »

Not much cheering of USA!, USA! On the links today.
Maybe they got their bad play out of the way, instead of grouping it all together on Sunday, like 2 years ago.
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Re: 9/26/2014
« Reply #219 on: September 26, 2014, 01:57:17 PM »

Holy Chit!!!!   Pays to carry!

MOORE, Okla. (AP) — Police said Friday a man recently fired from a food processing plant in an Oklahoma City suburb beheaded a woman with a knife and was attacking another worker when he was shot and wounded by the owner of the company.
I guess beheadings are in vogue now?
Must be.   Just got measured for me a new CC holster as I don't have a lot of faith in the Raz system of personal defense.
When he's not being sarcastic, this is what the Raz system of personal defense looks like.
Damn you carry that big ass shiny 1911?  ;D
One of those shiney pimp guns.
Ain't no pos pimp carries a 1911.
if you did, you'd have to hold it sideways.  not sure who came up with THAT particular stance, but it's pretty hard to hit ANYTHING that way.
Only used for 9 mm's and they usually don't hit anything they intend to hit.  Very low percentage choice.
That's way they're high capacity - spray and pray (you hit 'em) with lots of bullets. Shoot and shoot often
Yeah and to afford such spray techniques they can only buy hard ball crap ammo so that in itself offers substantial damage control.
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Re: 9/26/2014
« Reply #220 on: September 26, 2014, 01:57:47 PM »

Holy Chit!!!!   Pays to carry!

MOORE, Okla. (AP) — Police said Friday a man recently fired from a food processing plant in an Oklahoma City suburb beheaded a woman with a knife and was attacking another worker when he was shot and wounded by the owner of the company.
I guess beheadings are in vogue now?
Lots of instructional video on the internet showing how easy it is.
Too disturbingly easy.  not a lot really holding the noggin up there.
Just saw a scene depicting that again last night while watching Breaking Bad. Totally disturbing, even knowing it's fake.
Too much for me!
Big hole in the ground with terrorist bits around is good enough for me.
You mean like an iPhone 6 plus after a .50 cal hit?
Exactly!
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Re: 9/26/2014
« Reply #221 on: September 26, 2014, 01:58:19 PM »

And a Good Afternoon CB
Good afternoon CB...back from lunch and counting down the seconds left until 4:30ish!
Time flies when you're having fun. You sitting around polishing your gold stars?
And not doing that very well.... look a bit tarnished, don't they?
Covered in shit constantly...dam near a full time job!
You don't have a minion to take care of that for you?  A lackey?  Some low life slacker?
I am pretty good at polishing...usually it's just my knob, but these stars aren't too bad ;)
I can think of about 50 things to say now but I am in a nice mood so that is real nice to know CG.
;D Hell, it's Friday, gotta live on the edge a little!
Don't keep tempting me!
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Re: 9/26/2014
« Reply #222 on: September 26, 2014, 01:58:24 PM »

And a Good Afternoon CB
Good afternoon CB...back from lunch and counting down the seconds left until 4:30ish!
Time flies when you're having fun. You sitting around polishing your gold stars?
And not doing that very well.... look a bit tarnished, don't they?
Covered in shit constantly...dam near a full time job!
You don't have a minion to take care of that for you?  A lackey?  Some low life slacker?
I am pretty good at polishing...usually it's just my knob, but these stars aren't too bad ;)
No one here is surprised at all.
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Re: 9/26/2014
« Reply #223 on: September 26, 2014, 02:08:45 PM »

Holy Chit!!!!   Pays to carry!

MOORE, Okla. (AP) — Police said Friday a man recently fired from a food processing plant in an Oklahoma City suburb beheaded a woman with a knife and was attacking another worker when he was shot and wounded by the owner of the company.
I guess beheadings are in vogue now?
Must be.   Just got measured for me a new CC holster as I don't have a lot of faith in the Raz system of personal defense.
When he's not being sarcastic, this is what the Raz system of personal defense looks like.
Damn you carry that big ass shiny 1911?  ;D
One of those shiney pimp guns.
Ain't no pos pimp carries a 1911.
if you did, you'd have to hold it sideways.  not sure who came up with THAT particular stance, but it's pretty hard to hit ANYTHING that way.
Only used for 9 mm's and they usually don't hit anything they intend to hit.  Very low percentage choice.
That's way they're high capacity - spray and pray (you hit 'em) with lots of bullets. Shoot and shoot often
Yeah and to afford such spray techniques they can only buy hard ball crap ammo so that in itself offers substantial damage control.
Yes.  The failure of the projectiles to hit the target, and to lodge in the target when they do hit reduces the body count among the gangsters who are actually trying to kill each other.  Thus lethality is confined to bystanders and those who were foolishly minding their own bidness.  Fewer bodies...at least until the gangsters who survived start shooting again.
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Re: 9/26/2014
« Reply #224 on: September 26, 2014, 02:09:07 PM »

And a Good Afternoon CB
Good afternoon CB...back from lunch and counting down the seconds left until 4:30ish!
Time flies when you're having fun. You sitting around polishing your gold stars?
And not doing that very well.... look a bit tarnished, don't they?
Covered in shit constantly...dam near a full time job!
You don't have a minion to take care of that for you?  A lackey?  Some low life slacker?
I am pretty good at polishing...usually it's just my knob, but these stars aren't too bad ;)
No one here is surprised at all.
All this beheading talk I am polishing my .45
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