Morning, all. As Mark pointed out, it's speedo season, gotta put in the time at the gym.
Fucking separators.....mornin' Joe. Gotta say, my speedo days are waaay behind me.
Funny story that I won't be able to make funny in words, 'had to be there', but GFYs...
We were at a birthday cookout at my sister-in-law's uncle's house a couple years back. He has money, nice house on the beach in La Jolla, heated pool on their deck. They invited our kids and my nephews who were in town for a 'pool party' for my younger nephew. I figured I wouldn't really want to go in the pool, and that I'd just want to hang with the adults.
Wrong. As soon as I got there I wanted in, I love the water. A couple other adults had brought their swimsuits, I was bitter that I hadn't. Hey, no problem, says my "uncle" (for the sake of keeping it short, his relationship really doesn't matter), you can borrow one of mine. Normally not a huge fan of that idea but whatever, who cares, I just want in the pool.
Well, my uncle is gay, and all his swimsuits were... small. Called my wife in to ask what to do, because I couldn't just run back out there and say no thanks, your suits are "too gay" for me. She just left, laughing hysterically. I pounded the beer I was working on and said fuck it.
