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[Travellin Dave]

Good morning, bitches!

Glad to see you finally rolled out of bed!

Rolling? Fat joke? I shouldn't have had that 4th slice of pizza last night?

Of course you should have, you're a beautiful Nubian princess.

Yeah, I am!

One out of three...

An Eyetalian Ehmerikan princess?

Afternoon Mr. BuckeyeBreath.

[South Carolina Redfish]

The 'ol clock on the wall says I've done my time for the man today. Have a good evening, Gents

Right behind ya. Gonna be in the Westchester office tomorrow. The excuse is that I'm going in for a meeting but the truth is I'm meeting Charlie afterwards for dinner and a herf.

Must be an intimate herf....I don't recall getting the invite....

Ouch.  White Whaleless herf?

Really!  The nerve!

[South Carolina Redfish]

This is funny as hell, from the current scorcher offering:

10-cigar sampler + free torch lighter. Contains 5 each: Gran Habano Azteca Double Maduro Torpedo (5.5"x52), Rocky Patel Edge Maduro Torpedo (6"x52) + 1 crappy Faux Carbon Fiber Torch Lighter.

[cigarbreath]

Good morning, bitches!

Glad to see you finally rolled out of bed!

Rolling? Fat joke? I shouldn't have had that 4th slice of pizza last night?

Of course you should have, you're a beautiful Nubian princess.

Yeah, I am!

One out of three...

An Eyetalian Ehmerikan princess?

Afternoon Mr. BuckeyeBreath.

HotandHumidBreath.

[cigarbreath]

Good morning, bitches!

Glad to see you finally rolled out of bed!

Rolling? Fat joke? I shouldn't have had that 4th slice of pizza last night?

Of course you should have, you're a beautiful Nubian princess.

Yeah, I am!

One out of three...

An Eyetalian Ehmerikan princess?

Afternoon Mr. BuckeyeBreath.

HotandHumidBreath.

My breath stop the banter?

[razgueado]

Good morning, bitches!

Glad to see you finally rolled out of bed!

Rolling? Fat joke? I shouldn't have had that 4th slice of pizza last night?

Of course you should have, you're a beautiful Nubian princess.

Yeah, I am!

One out of three...

An Eyetalian Ehmerikan princess?

Afternoon Mr. BuckeyeBreath.

HotandHumidBreath.

My breath stop the banter?

Well, you're here, must be your fault. Was my fault all morning.

[A Friend of Charlie]

The 'ol clock on the wall says I've done my time for the man today. Have a good evening, Gents

Right behind ya. Gonna be in the Westchester office tomorrow. The excuse is that I'm going in for a meeting but the truth is I'm meeting Charlie afterwards for dinner and a herf.

Must be an intimate herf....I don't recall getting the invite....

You're welcome to come to Westchester.

[cigarbreath]

Good morning, bitches!

Glad to see you finally rolled out of bed!

Rolling? Fat joke? I shouldn't have had that 4th slice of pizza last night?

Of course you should have, you're a beautiful Nubian princess.

Yeah, I am!

One out of three...

An Eyetalian Ehmerikan princess?

Afternoon Mr. BuckeyeBreath.

HotandHumidBreath.

My breath stop the banter?

Well, you're here, must be your fault. Was my fault all morning.

Just sharing the burden…

[Travellin Dave]

Good morning, bitches!

Glad to see you finally rolled out of bed!

Rolling? Fat joke? I shouldn't have had that 4th slice of pizza last night?

Of course you should have, you're a beautiful Nubian princess.

Yeah, I am!

One out of three...

An Eyetalian Ehmerikan princess?

Afternoon Mr. BuckeyeBreath.

HotandHumidBreath.

My breath stop the banter?

Well, you're here, must be your fault. Was my fault all morning.

Just sharing the burden…

Think of it as an honor... where else do you get credit for influencing the direction of anything?

[razgueado]

Good morning, bitches!

Glad to see you finally rolled out of bed!

Rolling? Fat joke? I shouldn't have had that 4th slice of pizza last night?

Of course you should have, you're a beautiful Nubian princess.

Yeah, I am!

One out of three...

An Eyetalian Ehmerikan princess?

Afternoon Mr. BuckeyeBreath.

HotandHumidBreath.

My breath stop the banter?

Well, you're here, must be your fault. Was my fault all morning.

Just sharing the burden…

Think of it as an honor... where else do you get credit for influencing the direction of anything?

Every time the credit card balance goes up?

[A Friend of Charlie]

Good morning, bitches!

Glad to see you finally rolled out of bed!

Rolling? Fat joke? I shouldn't have had that 4th slice of pizza last night?

Of course you should have, you're a beautiful Nubian princess.

Yeah, I am!

One out of three...

An Eyetalian Ehmerikan princess?

Afternoon Mr. BuckeyeBreath.

HotandHumidBreath.

My breath stop the banter?

Well, you're here, must be your fault. Was my fault all morning.

Just sharing the burden…

Think of it as an honor... where else do you get credit for influencing the direction of anything?

RNC?

[razgueado]

Good morning, bitches!

Glad to see you finally rolled out of bed!

Rolling? Fat joke? I shouldn't have had that 4th slice of pizza last night?

Of course you should have, you're a beautiful Nubian princess.

Yeah, I am!

One out of three...

An Eyetalian Ehmerikan princess?

Afternoon Mr. BuckeyeBreath.

HotandHumidBreath.

My breath stop the banter?

Well, you're here, must be your fault. Was my fault all morning.

Just sharing the burden…

Think of it as an honor... where else do you get credit for influencing the direction of anything?

RNC?

Well, I own guns, so if O'Bummer is to be believed, I'm causing the murder rate to go up.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Good morning, bitches!

Glad to see you finally rolled out of bed!

Rolling? Fat joke? I shouldn't have had that 4th slice of pizza last night?

Of course you should have, you're a beautiful Nubian princess.

Yeah, I am!

One out of three...

An Eyetalian Ehmerikan princess?

Afternoon Mr. BuckeyeBreath.

HotandHumidBreath.

My breath stop the banter?

Well, you're here, must be your fault. Was my fault all morning.

Just sharing the burden…

Think of it as an honor... where else do you get credit for influencing the direction of anything?

RNC?

Well, I own guns, so if O'Bummer is to be believed, I'm causing the murder rate to go up.

Very influential.

[razgueado]

Good morning, bitches!

Glad to see you finally rolled out of bed!

Rolling? Fat joke? I shouldn't have had that 4th slice of pizza last night?

Of course you should have, you're a beautiful Nubian princess.

Yeah, I am!

One out of three...

An Eyetalian Ehmerikan princess?

Afternoon Mr. BuckeyeBreath.

HotandHumidBreath.

My breath stop the banter?

Well, you're here, must be your fault. Was my fault all morning.

Just sharing the burden…

Think of it as an honor... where else do you get credit for influencing the direction of anything?

RNC?

Well, I own guns, so if O'Bummer is to be believed, I'm causing the murder rate to go up.

Very influential.

And I'm putting my family at risk, and teaching violence to my children, and I belong to the NRA, so I'm enabling the destruction of the country, blah, blah, blah...

[A Friend of Charlie]

Good morning, bitches!

Glad to see you finally rolled out of bed!

Rolling? Fat joke? I shouldn't have had that 4th slice of pizza last night?

Of course you should have, you're a beautiful Nubian princess.

Yeah, I am!

One out of three...

An Eyetalian Ehmerikan princess?

Afternoon Mr. BuckeyeBreath.

HotandHumidBreath.

My breath stop the banter?

Well, you're here, must be your fault. Was my fault all morning.

Just sharing the burden…

Think of it as an honor... where else do you get credit for influencing the direction of anything?

RNC?

Well, I own guns, so if O'Bummer is to be believed, I'm causing the murder rate to go up.

Very influential.

And I'm putting my family at risk, and teaching violence to my children, and I belong to the NRA, so I'm enabling the destruction of the country, blah, blah, blah...

I just wish I was smarter and knew all the answers. I'm honestly at a loss. The difference between now and 25 years ago is that now I know everybody else is just as clueless.