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Travellin Dave

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Re: 5/6/2016
« Reply #30 on: May 06, 2016, 07:48:34 AM »

And if that thought doesn't cut it, here are a few thoughts from Dr. Seuss:

“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.”

“You are you. Now, isn’t that pleasant?”

“From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.”

“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”

“Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the things you can think up if only you try!”

“It is fun to have fun but you have to know how.”

“Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you.”
I am a firm believer that Dr Seuss is addicted to LSD.
Well.....maybe was......
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Re: 5/6/2016
« Reply #31 on: May 06, 2016, 07:49:10 AM »

Morning TexDave and RowyourBoatDean.
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Re: 5/6/2016
« Reply #32 on: May 06, 2016, 07:49:23 AM »

I wonder how many different cigars we buy that have been marketed since before 2007.
CigarFU is showing Buesos as the deal on Monday. I may have to check that out and stock up.
Please do and buy them all up! ;)

I have one in my humi that I can donate to you
All Bueso donations gladly accepted.
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Re: 5/6/2016
« Reply #33 on: May 06, 2016, 07:51:12 AM »

good morning guys. I survived yesterday playing with gators and manatees. rather boring. not too many places to get off a kayak on that river. had a 16' gator swim right in front of me that had me a bit nervous and a pair of manatees I swear were trying to swamp me. I much prefer island hopping.
You sure about that?  Maybe your reputation has gotten out to the manatee world.....just sayin'
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Re: 5/6/2016
« Reply #34 on: May 06, 2016, 07:51:30 AM »

And if that thought doesn't cut it, here are a few thoughts from Dr. Seuss:

“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.”

“You are you. Now, isn’t that pleasant?”

“From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.”

“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”

“Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the things you can think up if only you try!”

“It is fun to have fun but you have to know how.”

“Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you.”
Finally quotes that make sense! 
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Re: 5/6/2016
« Reply #35 on: May 06, 2016, 07:52:31 AM »

Morning Bean
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Re: 5/6/2016
« Reply #36 on: May 06, 2016, 07:53:20 AM »

Morning Dean and Daves.  Bike had a flat front tire in the garage this morning.  Held air well enough to get to work, but just another PITA thing to deal with today.  Though I should stop complaining, flip's on his way to the hospital.
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Re: 5/6/2016
« Reply #37 on: May 06, 2016, 07:54:11 AM »

Not much  in the news this morning.
Well, Captain America Civil War released today....
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Re: 5/6/2016
« Reply #38 on: May 06, 2016, 07:55:25 AM »

Morning Dean and Daves.  Bike had a flat front tire in the garage this morning.  Held air well enough to get to work, but just another PITA thing to deal with today.  Though I should stop complaining, flip's on his way to the hospital.
Morning DeflatedBean.
Thought you were ditching work and going for a ride today?
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Re: 5/6/2016
« Reply #39 on: May 06, 2016, 08:00:14 AM »

Morning Dean and Daves.  Bike had a flat front tire in the garage this morning.  Held air well enough to get to work, but just another PITA thing to deal with today.  Though I should stop complaining,
 flip's on his way to the hospital.
I have had more flat tires in the past 10 years living here than in the rest of my life combined.  Every damn one was a nail or screw, the Fuk'n immigrant construction workers drive around with shit falling off their trailers all the time.  Bought a brand new truck back in 2000 and less than a month later a gallon of house paint fell off one of their trailers and hit my truck spreading paint all over it.
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Re: 5/6/2016
« Reply #40 on: May 06, 2016, 08:00:39 AM »

Morning Dean and Daves.  Bike had a flat front tire in the garage this morning.  Held air well enough to get to work, but just another PITA thing to deal with today.  Though I should stop complaining, flip's on his way to the hospital.
Too bad it's not raining, you could've just skipped work...
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Re: 5/6/2016
« Reply #41 on: May 06, 2016, 08:02:48 AM »

Morning Dean and Daves.  Bike had a flat front tire in the garage this morning.  Held air well enough to get to work, but just another PITA thing to deal with today.  Though I should stop complaining, flip's on his way to the hospital.
Too bad it's not raining, you could've just skipped work...
Bean is a bathroom contractor not an IT guy.
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Re: 5/6/2016
« Reply #42 on: May 06, 2016, 08:05:29 AM »

Morning Dean and Daves.  Bike had a flat front tire in the garage this morning.  Held air well enough to get to work, but just another PITA thing to deal with today.  Though I should stop complaining, flip's on his way to the hospital.
Too bad it's not raining, you could've just skipped work...
Bean is a bathroom contractor not an IT guy.
Well, he does an equal amount of work in either field right now, so we'll call it even.  ;D
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Re: 5/6/2016
« Reply #43 on: May 06, 2016, 08:08:12 AM »

FORMER CLINTON MISTRESS: BILL’S SEXUAL FANTASIES INSPIRED BY HIS MOTHER

Ex-president would divulge sordid personal details after sex, says Sally Miller
Adan Salazar - MAY 5, 2016

Bill Clinton’s sexual fantasies were bizarrely inspired by memories of his mother, one of the ex-president’s mistresses writes in her new book.

According to author and former Miss Arkansas Sally Miller, the husband of 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton divulged tremendous personal details during post-coitus pillow-talk, including how he’d get aroused from massaging his mother’s feet and how he would frequently dress in her clothing.

“Sometimes, after making-love, we snuggled and indulged in pillow-talk,” writes Miller in her upcoming book, “The Beauty Queen: Let no good deed go unpublished.”
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Re: 5/6/2016
« Reply #44 on: May 06, 2016, 08:11:41 AM »

FORMER CLINTON MISTRESS: BILL’S SEXUAL FANTASIES INSPIRED BY HIS MOTHER

Ex-president would divulge sordid personal details after sex, says Sally Miller
Adan Salazar - MAY 5, 2016

Bill Clinton’s sexual fantasies were bizarrely inspired by memories of his mother, one of the ex-president’s mistresses writes in her new book.

According to author and former Miss Arkansas Sally Miller, the husband of 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton divulged tremendous personal details during post-coitus pillow-talk, including how he’d get aroused from massaging his mother’s feet and how he would frequently dress in her clothing.

“Sometimes, after making-love, we snuggled and indulged in pillow-talk,” writes Miller in her upcoming book, “The Beauty Queen: Let no good deed go unpublished.”
I totally believe this to be legit. No other current circumstances why this woman would be saying these things. ;)
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