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[BackyardSmoker]

Just finished a workout and showered, now I'm one hungry MFer!

I read that as, "I just watched porn, then masturbated in the shower and now I'm one hungry MFer!"  Anyone else?

No, but the shower drain is already clogged, so it should make for some interesting 'clean up'.

Sick bastiges!!!!             

Us? You're the one caulking the cracks.

Did he mention that he uses the thick black caulk?

Ahh, no. He's a white guy, so he has to depend on enthusiasm and generosity instead.

[BackyardSmoker]

Just finished a workout and showered, now I'm one hungry MFer!

I read that as, "I just watched porn, then masturbated in the shower and now I'm one hungry MFer!"  Anyone else?

No, but the shower drain is already clogged, so it should make for some interesting 'clean up'.

Sick bastiges!!!!             

Us? You're the one caulking the cracks.

Did he mention that he uses the thick black caulk?

Ahh, no. He's a white guy, so he has to depend on enthusiasm and generosity instead.

Unless you meant the toy in the wifes night table. 

[BackyardSmoker]

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[BackyardSmoker]

Bad Dad, Where are youuuuuu!

Need. Story. Stat!

 

[Travellin Dave]

Bad Dad, Where are youuuuuu!

Need. Story. Stat!

 

He would obviously be able to add to that story....don't know if I'm up to that or not...

[ss2]

alright,  picking out something to smoke for the ride and am commencing shutdown procedures.  have a great evening all!

[BackyardSmoker]

alright,  picking out something to smoke for the ride and am commencing shutdown procedures.  have a great evening all!

Have a good one (cigar & night), Sam

[BackyardSmoker]

Bad Dad, Where are youuuuuu!

Need. Story. Stat!

 

He would obviously be able to add to that story....don't know if I'm up to that or not...

No kidding. sex toy. night stand... it practically writes itself, but it's his over the top detail and parlay of commentary that makes it so funny.

[BackyardSmoker]

So how 'bout you Dave? Work day over... hangin' outside, thinking about what to light up next?

[flip from jersey]

alright,  picking out something to smoke for the ride and am commencing shutdown procedures.  have a great evening all!

Take care Sam, have a good one.

[A Friend of Charlie]

alright,  picking out something to smoke for the ride and am commencing shutdown procedures.  have a great evening all!

I'm right behind you buddy.  I have to work again from home tonight so I'm gonna head out a bit early.  Thinking of going with the Oliva V beli gifted to me earlier in the week by Mr. Filippini.

[flip from jersey]

started taking the allergy medicine again,
it's an effort to stay awake at the desk.
going to call it a day soon.

[flip from jersey]

alright,  picking out something to smoke for the ride and am commencing shutdown procedures.  have a great evening all!

I'm right behind you buddy.  I have to work again from home tonight so I'm gonna head out a bit early.  Thinking of going with the Oliva V beli gifted to me earlier in the week by Mr. Filippini.

we are doing an early Easter Dinner tonight, Gabrielle is going to be in Europe on a school trip(Ireland, Wales, London & Paris) I remember going to Washington DC by Bus, 1 day deal.  So have Pizza Rustica, Wheat pie, fresh mozzarella, olives, scamorza, and some smoked Brisket.... can't eat meat on Good Friday, and the warden works late tomorrow night. So No cigar for me...

[Travellin Dave]

alright,  picking out something to smoke for the ride and am commencing shutdown procedures.  have a great evening all!

Have a good one Sam

[flip from jersey]

take care boys, enjoy the rest of the day....