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dwgbryant

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Re: 6/15/2014
« Reply #105 on: June 15, 2014, 10:00:24 AM »
A small boy came up to his dad and meekly said "Daddy, Daddy, can I have another glass of water please?" The dad replied "But I've given you 10 glasses of water already son!" The little boy then said, "Oh yes daddy, but the bedroom is still on fire!"
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dwgbryant

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Re: 6/15/2014
« Reply #106 on: June 15, 2014, 10:03:22 AM »
“Dad, are bugs good to eat?” asked the boy.

“Let’s not talk about such things at the dinner table, son,” his father replied.

After dinner the father inquired, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?”

“Oh, nothing,” the boy said.  “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”
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dwgbryant

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Re: 6/15/2014
« Reply #107 on: June 15, 2014, 10:04:05 AM »
A small boy was at the zoo with his father.  They were looking at the tigers, and his father was telling him how ferocious they were.

“Daddy, if the tigers got out and ate you up…”

“Yes, son?” the father asked, ready to console him.

“ …Which bus would I take home?”
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dwgbryant

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Re: 6/15/2014
« Reply #108 on: June 15, 2014, 10:05:17 AM »
Son: For $20, I’ll be good.
Dad: Oh, yeah?  When I was your age, I was good for nothing.
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dwgbryant

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Re: 6/15/2014
« Reply #109 on: June 15, 2014, 10:07:08 AM »
Happy Father's Day.

I'm gone.
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Fred Bumpus

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Re: 6/15/2014
« Reply #110 on: June 15, 2014, 10:30:33 AM »
Quote from: Wenglish on June 15, 2014, 09:59:21 AM
Quote from: Fred Bumpus on June 15, 2014, 09:53:44 AM
Quote from: Wenglish on June 15, 2014, 09:20:42 AM
Quote from: A Friend of Charlie on June 15, 2014, 09:15:09 AM
Considered waking up early this morning so that I could have a nice cup of coffee and a morning cigar.  Slept in instead and I'm regretting it.  That might have been my only chance to smoke today.  It's gorgeous here today too.

Happy GFY day.
Hey Mutherfucker, What's on fire?

Breakfast food still.  Probably have a Le Matin in a bit.
same here, I was thinking maybe a Perla del Mar to start the day.
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LSUFAN

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Re: 6/15/2014
« Reply #111 on: June 15, 2014, 10:43:55 AM »
12 Torano Hogshead Toro
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11 Perdomo 20th Anniversary Sun Grown Torpedo
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10 Four Kicks by Crowned Heads Robusto
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 9 La Aurora Barrel Aged Robusto
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 8 Man O' War Virtue Toro
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 7 The Reckoning by Studio Tobac Toro
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 6 INCH Maduro by E.P. Carrillo #62
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 5 Peterson Churchill
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 4 Diesel Unlimited Maduro
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Sooner Jeff

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Re: 6/15/2014
« Reply #112 on: June 15, 2014, 10:49:38 AM »
Good Morning Men!!! Just wanted to drop by and wish all my friends here a Happy Fathers Day!!!!! For 364 days in the year...we put up with a lot of crap...this is the ONE day to be pampered and cherished for everything we do!!!! Got in a couple of smokes yesterday and there will be more today!!! US Open and my ass on that couch!!! Have a great day!!!
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Re: 6/15/2014
« Reply #113 on: June 15, 2014, 10:50:42 AM »
********************** Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions*******************
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Fred Bumpus

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Re: 6/15/2014
« Reply #114 on: June 15, 2014, 11:00:50 AM »
Quote from: Sooner Jeff on June 15, 2014, 10:49:38 AM
Good Morning Men!!! Just wanted to drop by and wish all my friends here a Happy Fathers Day!!!!! For 364 days in the year...we put up with a lot of crap...this is the ONE day to be pampered and cherished for everything we do!!!! Got in a couple of smokes yesterday and there will be more today!!! US Open and my ass on that couch!!! Have a great day!!!
Enjoy Jeff!
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LSUFAN

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Re: 6/15/2014
« Reply #115 on: June 15, 2014, 11:05:57 AM »
13 Romeo y Julieta 1875 Bully
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12 Torano Hogshead Toro
         10/29.50
11 Perdomo 20th Anniversary Sun Grown Torpedo
          5/29.50
10 Four Kicks by Crowned Heads Robusto
         10/39.99
 9 La Aurora Barrel Aged Robusto
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 8 Man O' War Virtue Toro
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 7 The Reckoning by Studio Tobac Toro
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 6 INCH Maduro by E.P. Carrillo #62
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 5 Peterson Churchill
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 4 Diesel Unlimited Maduro
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 3 My Father No.1 Robusto
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LSUFAN

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Re: 6/15/2014
« Reply #116 on: June 15, 2014, 11:06:17 AM »
Quote from: Fred Bumpus on June 15, 2014, 11:00:50 AM
Quote from: Sooner Jeff on June 15, 2014, 10:49:38 AM
Good Morning Men!!! Just wanted to drop by and wish all my friends here a Happy Fathers Day!!!!! For 364 days in the year...we put up with a lot of crap...this is the ONE day to be pampered and cherished for everything we do!!!! Got in a couple of smokes yesterday and there will be more today!!! US Open and my ass on that couch!!! Have a great day!!!
Enjoy Jeff!
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LSUFAN

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Re: 6/15/2014
« Reply #117 on: June 15, 2014, 11:06:35 AM »
Quote from: Fred Bumpus on June 15, 2014, 11:00:50 AM
Quote from: Sooner Jeff on June 15, 2014, 10:49:38 AM
Good Morning Men!!! Just wanted to drop by and wish all my friends here a Happy Fathers Day!!!!! For 364 days in the year...we put up with a lot of crap...this is the ONE day to be pampered and cherished for everything we do!!!! Got in a couple of smokes yesterday and there will be more today!!! US Open and my ass on that couch!!! Have a great day!!!
Enjoy Jeff!
Howdy Fred/Bob.
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Fred Bumpus

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Re: 6/15/2014
« Reply #118 on: June 15, 2014, 11:07:46 AM »
Perla del Mar is a great morning smoke.  I need to get another box.  Where the hell is BD with the discount code!
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Fred Bumpus

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Re: 6/15/2014
« Reply #119 on: June 15, 2014, 11:16:55 AM »
Quote from: LSUFAN on June 15, 2014, 11:06:35 AM
Quote from: Fred Bumpus on June 15, 2014, 11:00:50 AM
Quote from: Sooner Jeff on June 15, 2014, 10:49:38 AM
Good Morning Men!!! Just wanted to drop by and wish all my friends here a Happy Fathers Day!!!!! For 364 days in the year...we put up with a lot of crap...this is the ONE day to be pampered and cherished for everything we do!!!! Got in a couple of smokes yesterday and there will be more today!!! US Open and my ass on that couch!!! Have a great day!!!
Enjoy Jeff!
Howdy Fred/Bob.
Hiya Chip
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