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Travellin Dave

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Re: 7/8/2020
« Reply #45 on: July 08, 2020, 11:45:13 AM »

Contender for cigar gimmick of the year.
(did have a friend asking what the handcuffs in the ashtray were about... ???

https://store.cigarfederation.com/search?type=product&q=jailbait
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Re: 7/8/2020
« Reply #46 on: July 08, 2020, 11:47:08 AM »

If you're looking to sample something new (not necessarily a bargain), a suggestion would be Unforgiven by Esteban Carreras.  Very tasty.

https://atlanticcigar.com/esteban-carreras-unforgiven-toro-grande/
Wonder if the cigar is as great as the movie.

Possibly.
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Re: 7/8/2020
« Reply #47 on: July 08, 2020, 11:50:33 AM »

Contender for cigar gimmick of the year.
(did have a friend asking what the handcuffs in the ashtray were about... ???

https://store.cigarfederation.com/search?type=product&q=jailbait
You can play bondage games with your barbie dolls later.
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Re: 7/8/2020
« Reply #48 on: July 08, 2020, 11:55:19 AM »

Morning CHAZRaz
CHOP.  Apparently someone explained to them the meaning of "autonomous," and they didn't like that so much.  So it changed into the Capitol Hill Organized Protest Zone.  Apparently nobody explained what "organized" meant. 

But it's history now.  Once these liberators started killing people, the folks who actually own the neighborhood decided enough was enough.
Yea, I know but CHOP didn't quite rhyme with Raz.
Also like how after a couple of weeks of rape and robbery and assault, they decided they needed an armed group of protectors for the Zone.  (Isn't that called police?  But an even more poorly trained group at that)
I know where they could get help:

https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2020/07/05/florida-sheriff-who-said-he-would-deputize-every-lawful-gun-owner-against-protesters-nows-says-he-legally-cant-do-that

EDIT: Lol, I didn't even hear that he figured out he wasn't allowed to do that. Stupid liberal press not giving me updates on nut jobs!
Stupid liberal press putting the wrong headline on.  He never said he can't deputize whoever he wants, and he in fact can do exactly that. It'd be an idiotic thing to do, but he could do it. 

What he said was he couldn't give anyone carte blanche to use deadly force, which he in fact can't.  Not to anyone.  To quote from the article: "We have not given, and will never give anybody the [sic] autonomy or approval under the name of the Clay County Sheriff’s Office.”
It's FL, doing idiotic things is their jam lately. I say do it!
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Re: 7/8/2020
« Reply #49 on: July 08, 2020, 12:04:43 PM »

Morning CHAZRaz
CHOP.  Apparently someone explained to them the meaning of "autonomous," and they didn't like that so much.  So it changed into the Capitol Hill Organized Protest Zone.  Apparently nobody explained what "organized" meant. 

But it's history now.  Once these liberators started killing people, the folks who actually own the neighborhood decided enough was enough.
Yea, I know but CHOP didn't quite rhyme with Raz.
Also like how after a couple of weeks of rape and robbery and assault, they decided they needed an armed group of protectors for the Zone.  (Isn't that called police?  But an even more poorly trained group at that)
I know where they could get help:

https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2020/07/05/florida-sheriff-who-said-he-would-deputize-every-lawful-gun-owner-against-protesters-nows-says-he-legally-cant-do-that

EDIT: Lol, I didn't even hear that he figured out he wasn't allowed to do that. Stupid liberal press not giving me updates on nut jobs!
Stupid liberal press putting the wrong headline on.  He never said he can't deputize whoever he wants, and he in fact can do exactly that. It'd be an idiotic thing to do, but he could do it. 

What he said was he couldn't give anyone carte blanche to use deadly force, which he in fact can't.  Not to anyone.  To quote from the article: "We have not given, and will never give anybody the [sic] autonomy or approval under the name of the Clay County Sheriff’s Office.”
It's FL, doing idiotic things is their jam lately. I say do it!
Lately??  Have you been hiding under a rock or something?
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Re: 7/8/2020
« Reply #50 on: July 08, 2020, 12:08:34 PM »

Happy Birthday Mark.
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Re: 7/8/2020
« Reply #51 on: July 08, 2020, 12:09:16 PM »

afternoon Dave, Mark, and Brett.
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Re: 7/8/2020
« Reply #52 on: July 08, 2020, 12:10:34 PM »

Humpity hump hump.
glad you're having a good morning Dave.
Any morning we wake up is a good morning, right?
well, yeah. been a long time since I felt I wish I didn't wake up.
but now we have 'woke'. so what's that all about?
Not sure, I'm either woke or a sheeple, I can never remember which.
what the hell is a sheeple?
https://mashable.com/2017/04/27/sheeple-word-merriam-webster/
oooookay. I guess I'll stick to my non-conformist values of the 60's; sex, coffee, cigars, and rock and roll. (modified a little over the years)
in other words, leave me the fuck alone people.
Here! Here! 

Except...nobody leaves me alone.  The government is busily inventing new ways to pick my pocket and there's a long line of people with their hands out for a piece of what's left. And I'm an evil person if I object.  "Live and Let Live" has become "Subsidize me and shut the fuck up!"
nobody gets their hands in my pockets but me and a few choice women. 😜
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Re: 7/8/2020
« Reply #53 on: July 08, 2020, 12:18:30 PM »

afternoon Dave, Mark, and Brett.
Howdy, Dean.
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Re: 7/8/2020
« Reply #54 on: July 08, 2020, 12:22:45 PM »

Contender for cigar gimmick of the year.
(did have a friend asking what the handcuffs in the ashtray were about... ???

https://store.cigarfederation.com/search?type=product&q=jailbait
You can play bondage games with your barbie dolls later.
GI Joe's....I never played with no stinkin' Barbies.....
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Re: 7/8/2020
« Reply #55 on: July 08, 2020, 12:22:51 PM »

Happy Birthday Mark.
Ha, love it, thanks!
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Re: 7/8/2020
« Reply #56 on: July 08, 2020, 12:23:56 PM »

Morning CHAZRaz
CHOP.  Apparently someone explained to them the meaning of "autonomous," and they didn't like that so much.  So it changed into the Capitol Hill Organized Protest Zone.  Apparently nobody explained what "organized" meant. 

But it's history now.  Once these liberators started killing people, the folks who actually own the neighborhood decided enough was enough.
Yea, I know but CHOP didn't quite rhyme with Raz.
Also like how after a couple of weeks of rape and robbery and assault, they decided they needed an armed group of protectors for the Zone.  (Isn't that called police?  But an even more poorly trained group at that)
I know where they could get help:

https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2020/07/05/florida-sheriff-who-said-he-would-deputize-every-lawful-gun-owner-against-protesters-nows-says-he-legally-cant-do-that

EDIT: Lol, I didn't even hear that he figured out he wasn't allowed to do that. Stupid liberal press not giving me updates on nut jobs!
Stupid liberal press putting the wrong headline on.  He never said he can't deputize whoever he wants, and he in fact can do exactly that. It'd be an idiotic thing to do, but he could do it. 

What he said was he couldn't give anyone carte blanche to use deadly force, which he in fact can't.  Not to anyone.  To quote from the article: "We have not given, and will never give anybody the [sic] autonomy or approval under the name of the Clay County Sheriff’s Office.”
It's FL, doing idiotic things is their jam lately. I say do it!
Lately??  Have you been hiding under a rock or something?
Really!!!   :o
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Re: 7/8/2020
« Reply #57 on: July 08, 2020, 12:25:57 PM »

Contender for cigar gimmick of the year.
(did have a friend asking what the handcuffs in the ashtray were about... ???

https://store.cigarfederation.com/search?type=product&q=jailbait
You can play bondage games with your barbie dolls later.
GI Joe's....I never played with no stinkin' Barbies.....
My GI Joes weren't that kinky.
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Re: 7/8/2020
« Reply #58 on: July 08, 2020, 12:46:23 PM »

Contender for cigar gimmick of the year.
(did have a friend asking what the handcuffs in the ashtray were about... ???

https://store.cigarfederation.com/search?type=product&q=jailbait
You can play bondage games with your barbie dolls later.
GI Joe's....I never played with no stinkin' Barbies.....
Well then, handcuff your GI Joes.  We don't judge.
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Re: 7/8/2020
« Reply #59 on: July 08, 2020, 12:47:14 PM »

Contender for cigar gimmick of the year.
(did have a friend asking what the handcuffs in the ashtray were about... ???

https://store.cigarfederation.com/search?type=product&q=jailbait
You can play bondage games with your barbie dolls later.
GI Joe's....I never played with no stinkin' Barbies.....
Well then, handcuff you GI Joes.  We don't judge.
We do. But we won't hold it against you.
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