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Re: 6/11/2014
« Reply #720 on: June 11, 2014, 09:54:43 PM »

evening dd, if I ever go on tour with a comedy act I want you in the audience.-----Oy-----You going to be the opening act for Jackie Mason?  "I could never understand how the Israeli soldiers were so tough, until I went to Tel Aviv, saw 14 guys get out of a 2 man tank, and realized they were Puerto Ricans!"
Huh?
you had to be there.
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Re: 6/11/2014
« Reply #721 on: June 11, 2014, 09:55:20 PM »

Evening boys, paintballin tomorrow. May have a nice cigar also seeing as I'll be working all weekend.
You a regular paintball player or just fun for a day off?
just time to time, we go to a friends farm and have some fun.
Too many paiuntballers forget that.  Been awhile for me. 
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Re: 6/11/2014
« Reply #722 on: June 11, 2014, 09:55:41 PM »

Hang on boys we are going to pop the 50 page cherry.
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Re: 6/11/2014
« Reply #723 on: June 11, 2014, 09:55:53 PM »

Torano master maduro- was an excellent smoke and always is. Nice and woody with dark sweetness that I love. Tons of smoke output alike drew estate cigars. This cigar deserves more spotlight than it currently has, imo. Evening all.
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Re: 6/11/2014
« Reply #724 on: June 11, 2014, 09:56:22 PM »

I hope you guys did not get the Atlantic Cigars Father's day gift. I did: plastic ashtray, a dollar lighter, and a .50c cutter. Cigars look great though. Sorry, if I steered you wrong. It looked good in the picture.
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Re: 6/11/2014
« Reply #725 on: June 11, 2014, 09:56:35 PM »

evening dd, if I ever go on tour with a comedy act I want you in the audience.-----Oy-----You going to be the opening act for Jackie Mason?  "I could never understand how the Israeli soldiers were so tough, until I went to Tel Aviv, saw 14 guys get out of a 2 man tank, and realized they were Puerto Ricans!"
Huh?
It's my favorite Jackie Mason joke.  Guess you don't have many Puerto Ricans in Oxford Ohio. 
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Re: 6/11/2014
« Reply #726 on: June 11, 2014, 09:57:57 PM »

just time to time, we go to a friends farm and have some fun. -----Oy-----Stump cows? 
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Re: 6/11/2014
« Reply #727 on: June 11, 2014, 09:58:49 PM »

Evening boys, paintballin tomorrow. May have a nice cigar also seeing as I'll be working all weekend.
You a regular paintball player or just fun for a day off?
just time to time, we go to a friends farm and have some fun.
Too many paiuntballers forget that.  Been awhile for me.
they take it seriously, camo is a must. But my daughter loves it and they make her welcome.
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Re: 6/11/2014
« Reply #728 on: June 11, 2014, 09:59:01 PM »

evening dd, if I ever go on tour with a comedy act I want you in the audience.-----Oy-----You going to be the opening act for Jackie Mason?  "I could never understand how the Israeli soldiers were so tough, until I went to Tel Aviv, saw 14 guys get out of a 2 man tank, and realized they were Puerto Ricans!"
Huh?
you had to be there.
Is this the old "how mmany Puerto Ricans can fit in a Israeli tanK" joke is it ?
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Re: 6/11/2014
« Reply #729 on: June 11, 2014, 10:00:44 PM »

I hope you guys did not get the Atlantic Cigars Father's day gift. I did: plastic ashtray, a dollar lighter, and a .50c cutter. Cigars look great though. Sorry, if I steered you wrong. It looked good in the picture.
so do the photos of people on date sites.
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Re: 6/11/2014
« Reply #730 on: June 11, 2014, 10:00:45 PM »

Good evening silly wabbits...!
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Re: 6/11/2014
« Reply #731 on: June 11, 2014, 10:00:51 PM »

evening dd, if I ever go on tour with a comedy act I want you in the audience.-----Oy-----You going to be the opening act for Jackie Mason?  "I could never understand how the Israeli soldiers were so tough, until I went to Tel Aviv, saw 14 guys get out of a 2 man tank, and realized they were Puerto Ricans!"
Huh?
It's my favorite Jackie Mason joke.  Guess you don't have many Puerto Ricans in Oxford Ohio.
Ohio Ricans? They speak Spanish, with a hillbilly twang!
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Re: 6/11/2014
« Reply #732 on: June 11, 2014, 10:01:35 PM »

just time to time, we go to a friends farm and have some fun. -----Oy-----Stump cows?
just tipping cows
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Re: 6/11/2014
« Reply #733 on: June 11, 2014, 10:02:48 PM »

Good evening silly wabbits...!
your grand kids are asleep BD, you can cut out the baby talk.
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Re: 6/11/2014
« Reply #734 on: June 11, 2014, 10:07:46 PM »

Is this the old "how mmany Puerto Ricans can fit in a Israeli tanK" joke is it ?-----CB-----No.  Kind of a NY/NJ thing.  The Puerto Ricans up there are notorious for putting 10-12 people in a Honda Civic to go somewhere, and having 20 people living in a 2 BR apartment. 
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