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[LuvTooGolf]

Oof, got sucked in to a webinar on... something.  Mobile Apps or mobile marketing or something.  Why do people think PowerPoints are effective/creative?  And enough with one slide after another filled with nothing but buzzwords.

Come on, you're in marketing....you know buzzwords are a necessity, just like describing cigars with every flavor of the rainbow.

this cigar tastes like skittles!

Creamy gobs of skittles?

[razgueado]

Hey Fishy, did you see that Warhead II is scheduled for IPCPR?

Yes I saw that, changing the size a bit. You know I'll be interested

Along with a coffee flavored Nub. Get your BILs some of those!

Ha! Right? I hope they appreciate how difficult it is to catch the Tabaks on the jam since they're spoiled now with the $4ea price tag. I should be getting something out of this deal

Those new NUB(non-NUBs) coffees are intriguing...I will have to sample those

where are you seeing them?

http://halfwheel.com/nub-cafe-oliva-ipcpr-2014/60665

Good job on the NUBs noob!

He's gonna earn that 3rd star any day now.

Soon as he gets him some knee pads.

[Baby Face Finster]

Oof, got sucked in to a webinar on... something.  Mobile Apps or mobile marketing or something.  Why do people think PowerPoints are effective/creative?  And enough with one slide after another filled with nothing but buzzwords.

You're supposed to respond to the subliminal bits. What's wrong with you man?

He works for a marketing/promotional firm. He is immune to the subliminal bits...

I had that part if my brain deadened as well. We've come a good way since the simple CEBUS techniques of the 50's and 60's.

[razgueado]

Oof, got sucked in to a webinar on... something.  Mobile Apps or mobile marketing or something.  Why do people think PowerPoints are effective/creative?  And enough with one slide after another filled with nothing but buzzwords.

Come on, you're in marketing....you know buzzwords are a necessity, just like describing cigars with every flavor of the rainbow.

this cigar tastes like skittles!

Creamy gobs of skittles?

Taste the rainbow.

[jswaykos]

Oof, got sucked in to a webinar on... something.  Mobile Apps or mobile marketing or something.  Why do people think PowerPoints are effective/creative?  And enough with one slide after another filled with nothing but buzzwords.

Come on, you're in marketing....you know buzzwords are a necessity, just like describing cigars with every flavor of the rainbow.

Well, technically I'm in advertising.  Little bit different but nobody cares.

The problem is that everyone now just focuses on creating new buzzwords, and none of them have any meaning any more.  Or by the time they gain steam and DO have meaning, everyone's moved on to something else.  Just get tired of being pitched them all the time by the latest and greatest start up company who has revolutionized the way people use the internet!!!!!  Buzzword buzzword buzzword SALES! PROFIT! 

Hearing "social media" is like nails on a chalkboard. 

[Baby Face Finster]

Oof, got sucked in to a webinar on... something.  Mobile Apps or mobile marketing or something.  Why do people think PowerPoints are effective/creative?  And enough with one slide after another filled with nothing but buzzwords.

Come on, you're in marketing....you know buzzwords are a necessity, just like describing cigars with every flavor of the rainbow.

this cigar tastes like skittles!

Must be a new Gurkha! 

[LuvTooGolf]

Oof, got sucked in to a webinar on... something.  Mobile Apps or mobile marketing or something.  Why do people think PowerPoints are effective/creative?  And enough with one slide after another filled with nothing but buzzwords.

Come on, you're in marketing....you know buzzwords are a necessity, just like describing cigars with every flavor of the rainbow.

Well, technically I'm in advertising.  Little bit different but nobody cares.

The problem is that everyone now just focuses on creating new buzzwords, and none of them have any meaning any more.  Or by the time they gain steam and DO have meaning, everyone's moved on to something else.  Just get tired of being pitched them all the time by the latest and greatest start up company who has revolutionized the way people use the internet!!!!!  Buzzword buzzword buzzword SALES! PROFIT! 

Hearing "social media" is like nails on a chalkboard.

Step 1: underpants
Step 2:
Step 3: profit!

[jswaykos]

Oof, got sucked in to a webinar on... something.  Mobile Apps or mobile marketing or something.  Why do people think PowerPoints are effective/creative?  And enough with one slide after another filled with nothing but buzzwords.

Come on, you're in marketing....you know buzzwords are a necessity, just like describing cigars with every flavor of the rainbow.

Well, technically I'm in advertising.  Little bit different but nobody cares.

The problem is that everyone now just focuses on creating new buzzwords, and none of them have any meaning any more.  Or by the time they gain steam and DO have meaning, everyone's moved on to something else.  Just get tired of being pitched them all the time by the latest and greatest start up company who has revolutionized the way people use the internet!!!!!  Buzzword buzzword buzzword SALES! PROFIT! 

Hearing "social media" is like nails on a chalkboard.

Guess after working in this industry just makes it incredibly easy to see through all the bullshit.  And when another marketing/advertising company pitches their services to another marketing/advertising, it's kinda awkward because one party is skeptical of everything single thing the other is saying... because we know you're lying!

[flip from jersey]

Oof, got sucked in to a webinar on... something.  Mobile Apps or mobile marketing or something.  Why do people think PowerPoints are effective/creative?  And enough with one slide after another filled with nothing but buzzwords.

Come on, you're in marketing....you know buzzwords are a necessity, just like describing cigars with every flavor of the rainbow.

Well, technically I'm in advertising.  Little bit different but nobody cares.

The problem is that everyone now just focuses on creating new buzzwords, and none of them have any meaning any more.  Or by the time they gain steam and DO have meaning, everyone's moved on to something else.  Just get tired of being pitched them all the time by the latest and greatest start up company who has revolutionized the way people use the internet!!!!!  Buzzword buzzword buzzword SALES! PROFIT! 

Hearing "social media" is like nails on a chalkboard.

  you need IT buzzwords: "big Data", "Cloud", Business Intelligence, etc, etc, etc.

[flip from jersey]

Oof, got sucked in to a webinar on... something.  Mobile Apps or mobile marketing or something.  Why do people think PowerPoints are effective/creative?  And enough with one slide after another filled with nothing but buzzwords.

Come on, you're in marketing....you know buzzwords are a necessity, just like describing cigars with every flavor of the rainbow.

this cigar tastes like skittles!

Must be a new Gurkha! 

You should see the band and the box!  Laser holograms, fireworks, dancing girls...

[Baby Face Finster]

Oof, got sucked in to a webinar on... something.  Mobile Apps or mobile marketing or something.  Why do people think PowerPoints are effective/creative?  And enough with one slide after another filled with nothing but buzzwords.

Come on, you're in marketing....you know buzzwords are a necessity, just like describing cigars with every flavor of the rainbow.

Well, technically I'm in advertising.  Little bit different but nobody cares.

The problem is that everyone now just focuses on creating new buzzwords, and none of them have any meaning any more.  Or by the time they gain steam and DO have meaning, everyone's moved on to something else.  Just get tired of being pitched them all the time by the latest and greatest start up company who has revolutionized the way people use the internet!!!!!  Buzzword buzzword buzzword SALES! PROFIT! 

Hearing "social media" is like nails on a chalkboard.

Phase one: Collect underpants.
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: PROFIT!

[DesertRat]

Oof, got sucked in to a webinar on... something.  Mobile Apps or mobile marketing or something.  Why do people think PowerPoints are effective/creative?  And enough with one slide after another filled with nothing but buzzwords.

Come on, you're in marketing....you know buzzwords are a necessity, just like describing cigars with every flavor of the rainbow.

this cigar tastes like skittles!

Creamy gobs of skittles?

Taste the rainbow.

Oh no, fuck no....I leave that shit to you guys.....

[Baby Face Finster]

Oof, got sucked in to a webinar on... something.  Mobile Apps or mobile marketing or something.  Why do people think PowerPoints are effective/creative?  And enough with one slide after another filled with nothing but buzzwords.

Come on, you're in marketing....you know buzzwords are a necessity, just like describing cigars with every flavor of the rainbow.

Well, technically I'm in advertising.  Little bit different but nobody cares.

The problem is that everyone now just focuses on creating new buzzwords, and none of them have any meaning any more.  Or by the time they gain steam and DO have meaning, everyone's moved on to something else.  Just get tired of being pitched them all the time by the latest and greatest start up company who has revolutionized the way people use the internet!!!!!  Buzzword buzzword buzzword SALES! PROFIT! 

Hearing "social media" is like nails on a chalkboard.

Step 1: underpants
Step 2:
Step 3: profit!

Knew you'd beat me to it Dave.

[flip from jersey]

 

Oof, got sucked in to a webinar on... something.  Mobile Apps or mobile marketing or something.  Why do people think PowerPoints are effective/creative?  And enough with one slide after another filled with nothing but buzzwords.

Come on, you're in marketing....you know buzzwords are a necessity, just like describing cigars with every flavor of the rainbow.

this cigar tastes like skittles!

Creamy gobs of skittles?

Taste the rainbow.

Oh no, fuck no....I leave that shit to you guys.....

+1 

[Travellin Dave]

Oof, got sucked in to a webinar on... something.  Mobile Apps or mobile marketing or something.  Why do people think PowerPoints are effective/creative?  And enough with one slide after another filled with nothing but buzzwords.

Come on, you're in marketing....you know buzzwords are a necessity, just like describing cigars with every flavor of the rainbow.

Well, technically I'm in advertising.  Little bit different but nobody cares.

The problem is that everyone now just focuses on creating new buzzwords, and none of them have any meaning any more.  Or by the time they gain steam and DO have meaning, everyone's moved on to something else.  Just get tired of being pitched them all the time by the latest and greatest start up company who has revolutionized the way people use the internet!!!!!  Buzzword buzzword buzzword SALES! PROFIT! 

Hearing "social media" is like nails on a chalkboard.

I like buzzwords though.  I know in the first sentence whether someone is full of shit or not and whether I need to listen to anything they are saying.