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[flip from jersey]

You can trust me, I have 5 stars.

LMAO!  When do we get our Founding Members Only jackets?

The tailor was here yesterday, give him a few days to work across the country after stops in Ohio, Louisiana and Arizona

On second thought, pretty sure mine is still in the attic from 1984. I'm sure it still fits, just need to draw a cigar on it with a sharpie, all set.

Good, there's no budget for new jackets yet.  Morning, Mark.  Members Only was a little before my time but I have a big, puffy Starter jacket that I can wear in the mean time.

No, there will be a new tab for BanterWear.  Just think smoking jackets, ball caps, and CigarBanter support hose, for the older set, and CigarBanter flip flops for the left coast granola munching members.

Are they organic flip flops?

No, they contain that yoga mat chemical that was in a lot of bread...

[CigarGuy87]

To answer your questions about ranking and stars, it doesn't mean a damn fucking thing.  I'm just having fun with it.  I made the offer way back that if anyone wanted their post count carried over from CI, that I would do it.  Johnny was the only taker.  However, I'm sticking to my guns with regard to "Founding Member" - Only those who signed up in the first week 6/1 to 6/8.  Sorry.  I may add/change things around though.  Maybe I'll create a Douchiest Member Status if Ryan ever gets on here.

I should add though that there is the ability to give different permissions to the various rankings but we're not doing that here.  Only lurkers are being treated a tiny bit differently. (Can't see calendar, etc.)

The webcam in Bad Dad's living room is... interesting.

Please don't share the address.

You'll get those permissions any minute now, I imagine.

Dammit.  Dammit.  Dammit.

step away from the keyboard, and drop that mouse...

Hide yo kids, hide yo wardens...

[LuvTooGolf]

Hey Fishy, did you see that Warhead II is scheduled for IPCPR?

Yes I saw that, changing the size a bit. You know I'll be interested

Along with a coffee flavored Nub. Get your BILs some of those!

[TRO]

You can trust me, I have 5 stars.

LMAO!  When do we get our Founding Members Only jackets?

and special haircut

[LuvTooGolf]

To answer your questions about ranking and stars, it doesn't mean a damn fucking thing.  I'm just having fun with it.  I made the offer way back that if anyone wanted their post count carried over from CI, that I would do it.  Johnny was the only taker.  However, I'm sticking to my guns with regard to "Founding Member" - Only those who signed up in the first week 6/1 to 6/8.  Sorry.  I may add/change things around though.  Maybe I'll create a Douchiest Member Status if Ryan ever gets on here.

I should add though that there is the ability to give different permissions to the various rankings but we're not doing that here.  Only lurkers are being treated a tiny bit differently. (Can't see calendar, etc.)

The webcam in Bad Dad's living room is... interesting.

Please don't share the address.

You'll get those permissions any minute now, I imagine.

Dammit.  Dammit.  Dammit.

step away from the keyboard, and drop that mouse...

Hide yo kids, hide yo wardens...

What'd you say, 2-star?

[Fred Bumpus]

Salad time!

[CigarGuy87]

To answer your questions about ranking and stars, it doesn't mean a damn fucking thing.  I'm just having fun with it.  I made the offer way back that if anyone wanted their post count carried over from CI, that I would do it.  Johnny was the only taker.  However, I'm sticking to my guns with regard to "Founding Member" - Only those who signed up in the first week 6/1 to 6/8.  Sorry.  I may add/change things around though.  Maybe I'll create a Douchiest Member Status if Ryan ever gets on here.

I should add though that there is the ability to give different permissions to the various rankings but we're not doing that here.  Only lurkers are being treated a tiny bit differently. (Can't see calendar, etc.)

The webcam in Bad Dad's living room is... interesting.

Please don't share the address.

You'll get those permissions any minute now, I imagine.

Dammit.  Dammit.  Dammit.

step away from the keyboard, and drop that mouse...

Hide yo kids, hide yo wardens...

What'd you say, 2-star?

You MFers! I'm not getting on my knees in front of Tony for 5stars...ya cacksuckas

[Travellin Dave]

You can trust me, I have 5 stars.

LMAO!  When do we get our Founding Members Only jackets?

The tailor was here yesterday, give him a few days to work across the country after stops in Ohio, Louisiana and Arizona

On second thought, pretty sure mine is still in the attic from 1984. I'm sure it still fits, just need to draw a cigar on it with a sharpie, all set.

Good, there's no budget for new jackets yet.  Morning, Mark.  Members Only was a little before my time but I have a big, puffy Starter jacket that I can wear in the mean time.

No, there will be a new tab for BanterWear.  Just think smoking jackets, ball caps, and CigarBanter support hose, for the older set, and CigarBanter flip flops for the left coast granola munching members.

Are they organic flip flops?

No, they contain that yoga mat chemical that was in a lot of bread...

Do you mean yeast?  That's after mat use...

[Travellin Dave]

To answer your questions about ranking and stars, it doesn't mean a damn fucking thing.  I'm just having fun with it.  I made the offer way back that if anyone wanted their post count carried over from CI, that I would do it.  Johnny was the only taker.  However, I'm sticking to my guns with regard to "Founding Member" - Only those who signed up in the first week 6/1 to 6/8.  Sorry.  I may add/change things around though.  Maybe I'll create a Douchiest Member Status if Ryan ever gets on here.

I should add though that there is the ability to give different permissions to the various rankings but we're not doing that here.  Only lurkers are being treated a tiny bit differently. (Can't see calendar, etc.)

The webcam in Bad Dad's living room is... interesting.

Please don't share the address.

You'll get those permissions any minute now, I imagine.

Dammit.  Dammit.  Dammit.

step away from the keyboard, and drop that mouse...

Hide yo kids, hide yo wardens...

What'd you say, 2-star?

You MFers! I'm not getting on my knees in front of Tony for 5stars...ya cacksuckas

Yea, yea, you say that now...all the girls do.

[LuvTooGolf]

To answer your questions about ranking and stars, it doesn't mean a damn fucking thing.  I'm just having fun with it.  I made the offer way back that if anyone wanted their post count carried over from CI, that I would do it.  Johnny was the only taker.  However, I'm sticking to my guns with regard to "Founding Member" - Only those who signed up in the first week 6/1 to 6/8.  Sorry.  I may add/change things around though.  Maybe I'll create a Douchiest Member Status if Ryan ever gets on here.

I should add though that there is the ability to give different permissions to the various rankings but we're not doing that here.  Only lurkers are being treated a tiny bit differently. (Can't see calendar, etc.)

The webcam in Bad Dad's living room is... interesting.

Please don't share the address.

You'll get those permissions any minute now, I imagine.

Dammit.  Dammit.  Dammit.

step away from the keyboard, and drop that mouse...

Hide yo kids, hide yo wardens...

What'd you say, 2-star?

You MFers! I'm not getting on my knees in front of Tony for 5stars...ya cacksuckas

You haven't even heard the benefits yet. Maybe you'll change your mind.

[CigarGuy87]

To answer your questions about ranking and stars, it doesn't mean a damn fucking thing.  I'm just having fun with it.  I made the offer way back that if anyone wanted their post count carried over from CI, that I would do it.  Johnny was the only taker.  However, I'm sticking to my guns with regard to "Founding Member" - Only those who signed up in the first week 6/1 to 6/8.  Sorry.  I may add/change things around though.  Maybe I'll create a Douchiest Member Status if Ryan ever gets on here.

I should add though that there is the ability to give different permissions to the various rankings but we're not doing that here.  Only lurkers are being treated a tiny bit differently. (Can't see calendar, etc.)

The webcam in Bad Dad's living room is... interesting.

Please don't share the address.

You'll get those permissions any minute now, I imagine.

Dammit.  Dammit.  Dammit.

step away from the keyboard, and drop that mouse...

Hide yo kids, hide yo wardens...

What'd you say, 2-star?

You MFers! I'm not getting on my knees in front of Tony for 5stars...ya cacksuckas

Yea, yea, you say that now...all the girls do.

But mom...everyone's doing it!

[CigarGuy87]

To answer your questions about ranking and stars, it doesn't mean a damn fucking thing.  I'm just having fun with it.  I made the offer way back that if anyone wanted their post count carried over from CI, that I would do it.  Johnny was the only taker.  However, I'm sticking to my guns with regard to "Founding Member" - Only those who signed up in the first week 6/1 to 6/8.  Sorry.  I may add/change things around though.  Maybe I'll create a Douchiest Member Status if Ryan ever gets on here.

I should add though that there is the ability to give different permissions to the various rankings but we're not doing that here.  Only lurkers are being treated a tiny bit differently. (Can't see calendar, etc.)

The webcam in Bad Dad's living room is... interesting.

Please don't share the address.

You'll get those permissions any minute now, I imagine.

Dammit.  Dammit.  Dammit.

step away from the keyboard, and drop that mouse...

Hide yo kids, hide yo wardens...

What'd you say, 2-star?

You MFers! I'm not getting on my knees in front of Tony for 5stars...ya cacksuckas

You haven't even heard the benefits yet. Maybe you'll change your mind.

I've got plenty of cigars to smoke, don't need his

[Travellin Dave]

18 Torano Noventa robusto
          10/24.50
17 Don Pepin Garcia Blue toro
           5/22.50
16 Gurkha Masterbater Select  robusto 67% savings
          10/27.50
15 L'Atelier Surrogates Tramp Stamp
           5/27.50
14 Devils Brew III Sampler toro
           8/25.00
13 Camacho Liberty perfecto
           1/14.99
12 Oliva Serie G Maduro torpedo
          10/32.50
11 Diesel Hair of the Dog toro
          10/34.99
10 Sam Leccia Luchador toro
          5/27.50
 9 Drew Estates Cafe Con Leche belicoso
          10/39.50
 8 Sam Leccia Black robusto
          5/24.50
 7 Torano Exodus Silver Double Perfecto
         10/39.99
 6 Don Pepin Garcia Legado de Pepin Toro
          5/19.99
 5 CAO Italia Novella
         10/34.99
 4 Montecristo Churchill Extra
          5/32.50
 3 Man O' War Robusto
         10.34.99
 2 E.P. Carrillo New Wave Brillantes
         10/29.99
 1 Diamond Crown Julius Caeser
          3/32.75

[sfish]

Hey Fishy, did you see that Warhead II is scheduled for IPCPR?

Yes I saw that, changing the size a bit. You know I'll be interested

Along with a coffee flavored Nub. Get your BILs some of those!

Ha! Right? I hope they appreciate how difficult it is to catch the Tabaks on the jam since they're spoiled now with the $4ea price tag. I should be getting something out of this deal

[Travellin Dave]

To answer your questions about ranking and stars, it doesn't mean a damn fucking thing.  I'm just having fun with it.  I made the offer way back that if anyone wanted their post count carried over from CI, that I would do it.  Johnny was the only taker.  However, I'm sticking to my guns with regard to "Founding Member" - Only those who signed up in the first week 6/1 to 6/8.  Sorry.  I may add/change things around though.  Maybe I'll create a Douchiest Member Status if Ryan ever gets on here.

I should add though that there is the ability to give different permissions to the various rankings but we're not doing that here.  Only lurkers are being treated a tiny bit differently. (Can't see calendar, etc.)

The webcam in Bad Dad's living room is... interesting.

Please don't share the address.

You'll get those permissions any minute now, I imagine.

Dammit.  Dammit.  Dammit.

step away from the keyboard, and drop that mouse...

Hide yo kids, hide yo wardens...

What'd you say, 2-star?

You MFers! I'm not getting on my knees in front of Tony for 5stars...ya cacksuckas

You haven't even heard the benefits yet. Maybe you'll change your mind.

I've got plenty of cigars to smoke, don't need his

You've got cheroots?