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Re: 4/16/2015
« Reply #45 on: April 16, 2015, 07:08:11 AM »

Good morning Chip, TXDave and RealDean.
And LittleDean.
morning tony, feeling a bit unappreciated at the moment
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Re: 4/16/2015
« Reply #46 on: April 16, 2015, 07:09:59 AM »

good morning Chip and Dave. coffee's brewing EPC NW robusto going.
This reads like the Real Dean!  Good Morning Dean.
yep, it's me, not that dawgbryant hacker scum.
whoa, whoa there buddy take it easy unless you want me to be "sleepy" next time bikerlady's here. can you grab me another cigar while you're up? coffee could be a little stronger too just sayin
I know you're full of shit now because nobody can drink my coffee because it's so strong, take your dawg ass over to some place else.
I like strong coffee.  Why?  How do you make it?
i can't really tell because I'm usually behind underwear but it sounds like he uses about 12 scoops per pot
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Re: 4/16/2015
« Reply #47 on: April 16, 2015, 07:10:46 AM »

morning Scott and Tony.
Morning Dean...if this is the real Dean
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Re: 4/16/2015
« Reply #48 on: April 16, 2015, 07:13:50 AM »

morning Scott and Tony.
Morning Dean...if this is the real Dean
yes, it's me.
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Re: 4/16/2015
« Reply #49 on: April 16, 2015, 07:35:17 AM »

Good morning all!  National High Five Day??  WTF?  How about National GFY Day for you national xxx day developers.
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Re: 4/16/2015
« Reply #50 on: April 16, 2015, 07:36:45 AM »

Good morning all!  National High Five Day??  WTF?  How about National GFY Day for you national xxx day developers.
Morning Dave, do people actually still high-five? I thought that fad went out with the Bedazzler
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Re: 4/16/2015
« Reply #51 on: April 16, 2015, 08:06:42 AM »

Padron #3000, one of the best morning cigars I've had in a long time. gifted to me by a golf buddy, not LTG.
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Re: 4/16/2015
« Reply #52 on: April 16, 2015, 08:12:39 AM »

even Recovery is fun:
EVANS, Ga. (MyFoxBoston.com) -- An Augusta-area mother of five is accused of hosting a party that included drugs, alcohol, sex and “naked Twister” for teenagers, including her own daughter, according to police.
Rachel Lynn Lehnardt, 35, of Evans, was arrested Monday and charged with two counts of contributing to the delinquency of minors, according to the Columbia County Sheriff's Office. She was later released from jail after posting $3,200 bond.
It was Lehnardt herself who prompted police to investigate the party, the police report states. While meeting with her newly appointed Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor, Lehnardt said she had recently lost custody of her five children, ages 4, 6, 8, 10 and 16, after hosting a party at her house.
When the 16-year-old texted her mom to ask if she could have friends over “to party,” Lehnardt replied, “come on, let's party,” Lehnardt told her sponsor.
Lehnardt said she allowed the teenagers to smoke marijuana and drink alcohol in her home, according to police. The party-goers then were allowed to play Twister while nude with Lehnardt, who left the game in order to have sex with an 18-year-old in a bathroom, the report states. Lehnardt allegedly demonstrated various sex toys to the group, police said.
The naked party continued in the home's hot tub, Lehnardt allegedly told her sponsor. Later when Lehnardt was sleeping, she said she awoke to find someone having sex with her and realized it was her daughter's 16-year-old boyfriend, according to police.
The 41-year-old AA sponsor reported what Lehnardt told her story to police, who also questioned the mother before the arrest.
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Re: 4/16/2015
« Reply #53 on: April 16, 2015, 08:17:03 AM »

Thirty-six-year-old Joseph Brennan Jr. of Norwell pleaded not guilty Monday to possession of an incendiary device. Authorities say he faces more charges after they found explosives at his home.

Brennan was arraigned at a hospital where he’s being treated for injuries from the Saturday car explosion in Quincy. His defense attorney didn’t comment.

A police report says Brennan told a bystander after the explosion: ‘‘I'm an idiot. I lit a cigarette with the gunpowder in the front seat.’’
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Re: 4/16/2015
« Reply #54 on: April 16, 2015, 08:17:10 AM »

Good morning all!  National High Five Day??  WTF?  How about National GFY Day for you national xxx day developers.
Morning Dave, do people actually still high-five? I thought that fad went out with the Bedazzler
Saw Obama do it on tv this week so must be really cool. ::)
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Re: 4/16/2015
« Reply #55 on: April 16, 2015, 08:18:52 AM »

good morning Chip and Dave. coffee's brewing EPC NW robusto going.
This reads like the Real Dean!  Good Morning Dean.
yep, it's me, not that dawgbryant hacker scum.
He is a funny guy though. :-)
ha.
Was kind of funny for the first few  posts but not at all humorous since then.
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Re: 4/16/2015
« Reply #56 on: April 16, 2015, 08:19:24 AM »

Morning  Mayor Tony, Fish & YAD Dave
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Re: 4/16/2015
« Reply #57 on: April 16, 2015, 08:19:47 AM »

The right side of a boat was called the starboard side due to the that the astronavigators used to stand out on the plank (which was on the right side) to get an unobstructed view of the stars. The left side was called the port side because that was the side you put in on at the port. This was so that they didn't knock off the starboard!
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Re: 4/16/2015
« Reply #58 on: April 16, 2015, 08:27:03 AM »

I will post this as it must be important, was the 2nd from top headline in the Austin Commie Statesman Paper today.

Longtime Austin bra fitter Earlene Moore dies at 94

Earlene Moore, Austin’s celebrated bra fitter and lingerie saleswoman, has died.

The direct, dynamic and energetic Moore, 94 , died Sunday at Hospice Austin’s Christopher House after a brief illness. If anybody in a city that likes to let it all hang out ever earned the honorary title of “grandma of bras,” it was her.

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Re: 4/16/2015
« Reply #59 on: April 16, 2015, 08:32:42 AM »

The bubbles in Guinness Beer sink to the bottom rather than float to the top like all other beers. No one knows why.
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