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LuvTooGolf

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Re: 10/30/2016
« Reply #30 on: October 30, 2016, 09:50:40 AM »



October 30 is … National Candy Corn Day
This evening is also known as Mischief Night, Devils Night or in my local area, Tick-Tack Night...
We always called it mischief night. I can't believe my parents let me go out with cartons of eggs, shaving cream, and flour socks.
Bunch of damn hoodlums, sounds like.
And you would be right. We didn't set out to vandalize property so much as to vandalize one another. However, plenty of property was littered as an unintended consequence. On Halloween day, you would always see homeowners hosing down their sidewalks.
...and washing their cars...

Then we would expect them to give us candy.
Looking back, that was pretty damn dumb. I remember having a ball doing it but it was so wrong and I would never allow my kids to do it.
I've found it's best not to think about things I've done in the past.
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Re: 10/30/2016
« Reply #31 on: October 30, 2016, 10:04:33 AM »



October 30 is … National Candy Corn Day
This evening is also known as Mischief Night, Devils Night or in my local area, Tick-Tack Night...
We always called it mischief night. I can't believe my parents let me go out with cartons of eggs, shaving cream, and flour socks.
Bunch of damn hoodlums, sounds like.
And you would be right. We didn't set out to vandalize property so much as to vandalize one another. However, plenty of property was littered as an unintended consequence. On Halloween day, you would always see homeowners hosing down their sidewalks.
...and washing their cars...

Then we would expect them to give us candy.
Looking back, that was pretty damn dumb. I remember having a ball doing it but it was so wrong and I would never allow my kids to do it.
I've found it's best not to think about things I've done in the past.
Probably not a bad idea.
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Re: 10/30/2016
« Reply #32 on: October 30, 2016, 10:23:25 AM »



October 30 is … National Candy Corn Day
This evening is also known as Mischief Night, Devils Night or in my local area, Tick-Tack Night...
We always called it mischief night. I can't believe my parents let me go out with cartons of eggs, shaving cream, and flour socks.
Bunch of damn hoodlums, sounds like.
And you would be right. We didn't set out to vandalize property so much as to vandalize one another. However, plenty of property was littered as an unintended consequence. On Halloween day, you would always see homeowners hosing down their sidewalks.
...and washing their cars...

Then we would expect them to give us candy.
Looking back, that was pretty damn dumb. I remember having a ball doing it but it was so wrong and I would never allow my kids to do it.
I've found it's best not to think about things I've done in the past.
+1
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Re: 10/30/2016
« Reply #33 on: October 30, 2016, 10:23:41 AM »



October 30 is … National Candy Corn Day
This evening is also known as Mischief Night, Devils Night or in my local area, Tick-Tack Night...
We always called it mischief night. I can't believe my parents let me go out with cartons of eggs, shaving cream, and flour socks.
Bunch of damn hoodlums, sounds like.
And you would be right. We didn't set out to vandalize property so much as to vandalize one another. However, plenty of property was littered as an unintended consequence. On Halloween day, you would always see homeowners hosing down their sidewalks.
...and washing their cars...

Then we would expect them to give us candy.
Looking back, that was pretty damn dumb. I remember having a ball doing it but it was so wrong and I would never allow my kids to do it.
I've found it's best not to think about things I've done in the past.
Especially difficult when the kids start asking "What did you do when...?"
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Re: 10/30/2016
« Reply #34 on: October 30, 2016, 10:24:28 AM »



October 30 is … National Candy Corn Day
This evening is also known as Mischief Night, Devils Night or in my local area, Tick-Tack Night...
We always called it mischief night. I can't believe my parents let me go out with cartons of eggs, shaving cream, and flour socks.
Bunch of damn hoodlums, sounds like.
And you would be right. We didn't set out to vandalize property so much as to vandalize one another. However, plenty of property was littered as an unintended consequence. On Halloween day, you would always see homeowners hosing down their sidewalks.
...and washing their cars...

Then we would expect them to give us candy.
Looking back, that was pretty damn dumb. I remember having a ball doing it but it was so wrong and I would never allow my kids to do it.
I've found it's best not to think about things I've done in the past.
Especially difficult when the kids start asking "What did you do when...?"
That's when you pull out your best politician (just not like Anthony Weiner) - "I do not recall the events in question."
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Re: 10/30/2016
« Reply #35 on: October 30, 2016, 10:29:07 AM »

Speaking of odd texts, here's one I just got -

Knock on doors w/ Team Hillary for two hours this weekend & get a priority ticket to see Jay Z in Cleveland on Nov 4! Can you help out? - Sam w/ Ohio Dems

Not sure how they got my number, but they're going right on the block list.
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Re: 10/30/2016
« Reply #36 on: October 30, 2016, 11:18:02 AM »

Genesis the Project robusto and coffee.
lady's daughter trying to do online employment applications and they are both computer illiterate.
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Re: 10/30/2016
« Reply #37 on: October 30, 2016, 11:28:55 AM »

Genesis the Project robusto and coffee.
lady's daughter trying to do online employment applications and they are both computer illiterate.
I hear the Hillary campaign is looking for last minute people. Sounds like they qualify.
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Re: 10/30/2016
« Reply #38 on: October 30, 2016, 11:44:13 AM »

Genesis the Project robusto and coffee.
lady's daughter trying to do online employment applications and they are both computer illiterate.
I hear the Hillary campaign is looking for last minute people. Sounds like they qualify.
wouldn't they need a computer for emails?
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Re: 10/30/2016
« Reply #39 on: October 30, 2016, 11:48:28 AM »

Genesis the Project robusto and coffee.
lady's daughter trying to do online employment applications and they are both computer illiterate.
I hear the Hillary campaign is looking for last minute people. Sounds like they qualify.
wouldn't they need a computer for emails?
Sounds like they have the computer, and the lack of knowledge on how to use them. They're perfect!
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Re: 10/30/2016
« Reply #40 on: October 30, 2016, 11:53:15 AM »

Alright, that'll do it for me. Back on Tuesday. Hazzuh!
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Re: 10/30/2016
« Reply #41 on: October 30, 2016, 11:54:01 AM »

Alright, that'll do it for me. Back on Tuesday. Hazzuh!
later Dave.
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Re: 10/30/2016
« Reply #42 on: October 30, 2016, 01:21:31 PM »

Wow, I really broke it this time.
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Re: 10/30/2016
« Reply #43 on: October 30, 2016, 01:24:28 PM »

Wow, I really broke it this time.
That's weird. I refreshed tapatalk a bunch of times and didn't see any posts in the last 2 hours. Then I posted and they all came through. So I guess I didn't break it.
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Re: 10/30/2016
« Reply #44 on: October 30, 2016, 01:27:12 PM »



October 30 is … National Candy Corn Day
This evening is also known as Mischief Night, Devils Night or in my local area, Tick-Tack Night...
We always called it mischief night. I can't believe my parents let me go out with cartons of eggs, shaving cream, and flour socks.
Bunch of damn hoodlums, sounds like.
And you would be right. We didn't set out to vandalize property so much as to vandalize one another. However, plenty of property was littered as an unintended consequence. On Halloween day, you would always see homeowners hosing down their sidewalks.
...and washing their cars...

Then we would expect them to give us candy.
Looking back, that was pretty damn dumb. I remember having a ball doing it but it was so wrong and I would never allow my kids to do it.
I've found it's best not to think about things I've done in the past.
Especially difficult when the kids start asking "What did you do when...?"
That's when you pull out your best politician (just not like Anthony Weiner) - "I do not recall the events in question."
Daddy, did you ever smoke?
Daddy did you ever get drunk?
Daddy, did you ever smoke pot?
Diddy, did you have sex before you were married?
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