Ya gotta love corporate America! **Late Breaking News** CEO and CIO have a little egg on their faces today. The board did not approve their plan. "There will be no job eliminations in 2014.
Our current assessment indicates that a limited number of jobs will be eliminated in 2015, the majority of which will occur toward the end of the year. There will be no communication regarding job eliminations until next year, and every individual whose job is being eliminated will receive a minimum of 90 days notice." It cracks me the fuck up.