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Re: 12/7/2016
« Reply #135 on: December 07, 2016, 03:14:12 PM »

Warden has been complaining the laptop she has been using, has been freezing up.  It's an older toshiba running Windows Vista.  Just bought her an Acer Aspire e5 from micro center with windows 10.  Her birthday is the day before the herf.
might be a big mistake in that she only seems to use it when watching Home Shopping network, or Jewelry Television.
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Re: 12/7/2016
« Reply #136 on: December 07, 2016, 03:15:09 PM »

Morning Steve.

Morning, Dave. Saw a box of LaNox toros on the Auction. Not sure your price point, but they were @134 to start.

Also a box of Aquitaine Mode 5's @85... both ending today
I'm good with the Mode 5's.  LaNox I still think are overpriced, but they are nice cigars.
Good but not attention getting.
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Re: 12/7/2016
« Reply #137 on: December 07, 2016, 03:17:04 PM »

Fish must still be down in the ass today ::)

Edit:  there he is
40 seconds between posts  ;D
Almost as scary lurking as Ogie.
Yeah, I'm the scary member on Cigarbanter.  ::)
Oh dang. Does that mean I have to create special stars for you too?
If you don't, he'll delete his account!
Should I make them invisible but then they appear when someone posts "Ogie"?
I can start bitching about everything incessantly if you guys want me to.
No, we have a system:  Dean tells us about the ladies and construction, Texas Redfish, complains about the
K2 vagrants and house hunting/selling.  Tony & I bitch about the wardens, Mark about crown molding and the cost of DPG's, sfish his busy schedule, travelling Dave, about the airports and travel.  Ohio Dave about not golfing enough.... there is a consistency about our bitching. you would have to pick a new topic
CNS, very thorough list, Flip.
For a guy who doesn't stop by all that much, flip really has his finger on the pulse here. I fear we've gotten like a soap opera
  I read every previous post, generally before replying. In the order they were made, so sometimes, I reply with something someone else has said.  But not usually, I have a mind that finds obscure humor in some remarks... 8)
Yes indeed, we find you obscure in some remarks.... :o
And we won't even bring up food menu proclivities.
There ya go Bean using those two bit words in this ten cent conversation.
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Re: 12/7/2016
« Reply #138 on: December 07, 2016, 03:27:42 PM »

Time for a personal lull.  BBL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkJy0Z2P_1k
I wonder if that stuff actually works. Tony, these are things you should be investigating while you're at home all day.
I didn't click play because I assumed it was porn and therefore not suitable for my current office.

Edit: I just realized it's the poo-pourri commercial and I have already investigated. Stuff is a miracle and well worth the price. Buy it at Bed, Bath, and Beyond with coupon.
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Re: 12/7/2016
« Reply #139 on: December 07, 2016, 03:34:34 PM »

Time for a personal lull.  BBL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkJy0Z2P_1k
I wonder if that stuff actually works. Tony, these are things you should be investigating while you're at home all day.
I didn't click play because I assumed it was porn and therefore not suitable for my current office.
it actually works, wife has bottles in all the bathrooms.  I am not going to change 6o years of habits, have to remember to bring matches in with me.   8)
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Re: 12/7/2016
« Reply #140 on: December 07, 2016, 03:55:18 PM »

Fish must still be down in the ass today ::)

Edit:  there he is
40 seconds between posts  ;D
Almost as scary lurking as Ogie.
Yeah, I'm the scary member on Cigarbanter.  ::)
Oh dang. Does that mean I have to create special stars for you too?
If you don't, he'll delete his account!
Should I make them invisible but then they appear when someone posts "Ogie"?
I can start bitching about everything incessantly if you guys want me to.
No, we have a system:  Dean tells us about the ladies and construction, Texas Redfish, complains about the
K2 vagrants and house hunting/selling.  Tony & I bitch about the wardens, Mark about crown molding and the cost of DPG's, sfish his busy schedule, travelling Dave, about the airports and travel.  Ohio Dave about not golfing enough.... there is a consistency about our bitching. you would have to pick a new topic
CNS, very thorough list, Flip.
For a guy who doesn't stop by all that much, flip really has his finger on the pulse here. I fear we've gotten like a soap opera
  I read every previous post, generally before replying. In the order they were made, so sometimes, I reply with something someone else has said.  But not usually, I have a mind that finds obscure humor in some remarks... 8)
Yes indeed, we find you obscure in some remarks.... :o
And we won't even bring up food menu proclivities.
There ya go Bean using those two bit words in this ten cent conversation.
he seems to observe that I tend to enumerate my mastication choices, from an eclectic menu of savory
& tasty items, of which NYC has an abundance of items, from which to choose.  ::)
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Re: 12/7/2016
« Reply #141 on: December 07, 2016, 03:56:07 PM »

i'm going to log out to get more work done....
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Re: 12/7/2016
« Reply #142 on: December 07, 2016, 04:16:38 PM »

Back home to multiple brown boxes at the door and not even cigars.....well, only one.
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Re: 12/7/2016
« Reply #143 on: December 07, 2016, 04:17:53 PM »

Back home to multiple brown boxes at the door and not even cigars.....well, only one.
Christmas presents for me?!?
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Re: 12/7/2016
« Reply #144 on: December 07, 2016, 04:20:56 PM »

Fine day for the street!  DOW +297.84
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Re: 12/7/2016
« Reply #145 on: December 07, 2016, 04:21:47 PM »

Back home to multiple brown boxes at the door and not even cigars.....well, only one.
Christmas presents for me?!?
Maybe, maybe.  Might depend whether or not you blow us off next week.
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Re: 12/7/2016
« Reply #146 on: December 07, 2016, 04:52:59 PM »

Some good bonus money!

Kiffin will end up with $306,000 if the Crimson Tide takes the title — and that’s with him hitting a cap Alabama places on the bonus that assistants and head strength coach Scott Cochran can receive for the team’s bowl outcome.

Kiffin’s current annualized base salary is $1.4 million, which makes him the third-highest-paid football assistant at a public school, according to USA TODAY Sports’ new compensation survey.

Alabama’s appearance in the Southeastern Conference championship game qualified him and his fellow assistants for bonuses equal to 4% of base salary — in his case, $56,000.

He and the others also will get at least an amount equal to 14% of his base salary because Alabama is playing in one of the six games affiliated with the CFP — or, $196,000 for Kifffin.

If Alabama wins its semifinal, the assistants would get an additional 2% of his base salary. If it wins the championship, they would normally qualify for another 2% of base salary — but that would increase Kiffin’s bowl bonus to $252,000, and Alabama’s basic contract terms for football assistant coaches state that a bowl bonus cannot exceed $250,000.

Ohio State’s assistants and head strength coach Mickey Marotti have a similar percentage-based setup, with higher percentages — although with one less achievement this season than the Crimson Tide have had.

Ohio State assistant coach Luke Fickell will get a total of $255,000 in bonuses if the Buckeyes win the national championship.
They each are getting an amount equal to 8.5% of the salaries because the Buckeyes tied for the Big Ten East Division championship. For Fickell — whose salary is $750,000 — that’s $63,750.

But because the Buckeyes did not go to the Big Ten title game, they missed a chance to add another 4.25% of salary by winning the conference title.

However, the team’s appearance in the CFP semifinals means they will get another bonus of at least an amount equal to 21.25% of salary — $159,375 for Fickell

If Ohio State plays in the championship game, he and the others get an additional amount equal to 4.25% of salary — $31,875 in Fickell’s case.

Base salaries are not a factor for Washington’s and Clemson’s assistants. They all get the same bonus amounts, depending on the team’s success.

Washington’s assistants can get bonuses based on the team’s NCAA Academic Progress Rate (APR), ranging from $2,000 if it’s at least 950 to $5,000 if it’s at least 970. They get $6,000 apiece if the team plays in the Pac-12 title game and another $10,000 if the Huskies win. Their appearance in the CFP semifinals is giving them an additional $45,000. A national title would give them $30,000 more. Altogether, that’s a maximum of $96,000.

Clemson’s assistants each get $10,000 for the team’s appearance in the Atlantic Coast Conference title game. They are getting another $50,000 because the Tigers are in a CFP semifinal. The payout will increase by $10,000 per coach if they advance to the final and by $25,000 more if they win the championship.
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Re: 12/7/2016
« Reply #147 on: December 07, 2016, 04:55:17 PM »

Fine day for the street!  DOW +297.84
Thanks, Donald!
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Re: 12/7/2016
« Reply #148 on: December 07, 2016, 04:56:35 PM »

Back home to multiple brown boxes at the door and not even cigars.....well, only one.
Christmas presents for me?!?
Maybe, maybe.  Might depend whether or not you blow us off next week.
I recall a photo from a previous herf which depicted just that.  The White Whale looking for an encore performance?
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Re: 12/7/2016
« Reply #149 on: December 07, 2016, 05:05:19 PM »

Back home to multiple brown boxes at the door and not even cigars.....well, only one.
Christmas presents for me?!?
Maybe, maybe.  Might depend whether or not you blow us off next week.
I might have made a last minute purchase in hopes of having it for next week too.
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