New conceal carry gun from Sig Sauer designed for holstering in your ass I guess while visiting San Francisco. Really, it is a special edition 9mm "Rainbow" and sells for about $450.
If you take a gun into San Francisco and it's not unloaded in a locked box, it had better be up your ass...else your new cellmate might be.
Alas, the chief of the Los Angeles police admits that LA is "looking like Dodge City" lately. So, the gun controls are working great.