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[LuvTooGolf]

Wonder if BD is capable of movement yet?

Now you got me laughing again.

picture something like this...

...or this...

I was more envisioning this scene:

His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection.
When he came back, he tossed her some diet pills.

Read a story today about a woman who used scissors to cut off her boyfriend's dick because he was cheating, they reattached it, then she cut it off again while he was in the hospital and threw it out the window. Yikes.

[LuvTooGolf]

Wonder if BD is capable of movement yet?

Now you got me laughing again.

picture something like this...

...or this...

I was more envisioning this scene:

His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection.
When he came back, he tossed her some diet pills.

Read a story today about a woman who used scissors to cut off her boyfriend's dick because he was cheating, they reattached it, then she cut it off again while he was in the hospital and threw it out the window. Yikes.

Also, it has now been lost. And she still plans on marrying him. Women, amiright?

[South Carolina Redfish]

Morning, muchachos. Know what? Pain really sucks and I'm tired of it.

Morning Bret, pain sucks

You starting to gear up?

For surgery? Yes, if that's what you mean, I go in on the 28th

Remind me what your surgery is for?  Or were you not telling?

A herniated disc - L4/L5 down low. Having it done by a neurosurgeon so hoping for a quicker recovery, like 3 weeks out of work

Ouch.  So, yeah...case in point...a herniated disk would hurt a lot more than my aching shoulder and leg.  In other words, I'm being a pussy today.

Hope the surgery succeeds wildly.

Haha, pain is pain. This injury happened last March and I've been through therapy and 3 cortisone shot so it's time, I'm actually looking forward to it, need to move on...and thanks

BTW in case anyone was going to ask, yes it was caused by my attempt to give Tony a piggy-back ride

Sounds more like Tony was riding you and telling you it was a "piggy-back ride little girl".

Seek help Dave

Yeah sure, right after the rest of you perv's

[Travellin Dave]

Wonder if BD is capable of movement yet?

Now you got me laughing again.

picture something like this...

...or this...

I was more envisioning this scene:

His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection.
When he came back, he tossed her some diet pills.

Read a story today about a woman who used scissors to cut off her boyfriend's dick because he was cheating, they reattached it, then she cut it off again while he was in the hospital and threw it out the window. Yikes.

Also, it has now been lost. And she still plans on marrying him. Women, amiright?

So what about her....the real issue is HE is still going to marry HER! 

[razgueado]

Wonder if BD is capable of movement yet?

Now you got me laughing again.

picture something like this...

...or this...

I was more envisioning this scene:

His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection.
When he came back, he tossed her some diet pills.

Read a story today about a woman who used scissors to cut off her boyfriend's dick because he was cheating, they reattached it, then she cut it off again while he was in the hospital and threw it out the window. Yikes.

Also, it has now been lost. And she still plans on marrying him. Women, amiright?

So what about her....the real issue is HE is still going to marry HER!

They deserve each other.

[LuvTooGolf]

Wonder if BD is capable of movement yet?

Now you got me laughing again.

picture something like this...

...or this...

I was more envisioning this scene:

His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection.
When he came back, he tossed her some diet pills.

Read a story today about a woman who used scissors to cut off her boyfriend's dick because he was cheating, they reattached it, then she cut it off again while he was in the hospital and threw it out the window. Yikes.

Also, it has now been lost. And she still plans on marrying him. Women, amiright?

So what about her....the real issue is HE is still going to marry HER!

They deserve each other.

Agreed. Can't imagine why on Earth he'd marry her, but if he's stupid enough too, then it's a match made in hell.

[Travellin Dave]

Wonder if BD is capable of movement yet?

Now you got me laughing again.

picture something like this...

...or this...

I was more envisioning this scene:

His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection.
When he came back, he tossed her some diet pills.

Read a story today about a woman who used scissors to cut off her boyfriend's dick because he was cheating, they reattached it, then she cut it off again while he was in the hospital and threw it out the window. Yikes.

Had a situation when in college where that happened to a boyfriend of the roomate of my girlfriend/now ex-wife.  Seems he was getting some on the side and the divorced/estranged husband tracked him down.  I had to drive the girls down to Emery hospital in Atlanta where they did reattach.  He ended up leaving her for one of his attending nurses.  It was also referenced on SNL (way back in the 70s of course)

[sfish]

Wonder if BD is capable of movement yet?

Now you got me laughing again.

picture something like this...

...or this...

I was more envisioning this scene:

His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection.
When he came back, he tossed her some diet pills.

Read a story today about a woman who used scissors to cut off her boyfriend's dick because he was cheating, they reattached it, then she cut it off again while he was in the hospital and threw it out the window. Yikes.

Also, it has now been lost. And she still plans on marrying him. Women, amiright?

So what about her....the real issue is HE is still going to marry HER!

They deserve each other.

Agreed. Can't imagine why on Earth he'd marry her, but if he's stupid enough too, then it's a match made in hell.

Well let's think about it. She cut it off once and he stayed AND cheated again so she could cut it off again. He must also be a very heavy sleeper

[Travellin Dave]

Wonder if BD is capable of movement yet?

Now you got me laughing again.

picture something like this...

...or this...

I was more envisioning this scene:

His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection.
When he came back, he tossed her some diet pills.

Read a story today about a woman who used scissors to cut off her boyfriend's dick because he was cheating, they reattached it, then she cut it off again while he was in the hospital and threw it out the window. Yikes.

Also, it has now been lost. And she still plans on marrying him. Women, amiright?

So what about her....the real issue is HE is still going to marry HER!

They deserve each other.

Agreed. Can't imagine why on Earth he'd marry her, but if he's stupid enough too, then it's a match made in hell.

Well let's think about it. She cut it off once and he stayed AND cheated again so she could cut it off again. He must also be a very heavy sleeper

Better yet, let's not think about it .....any more!

[LuvTooGolf]

Wonder if BD is capable of movement yet?

Now you got me laughing again.

picture something like this...

...or this...

I was more envisioning this scene:

His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection.
When he came back, he tossed her some diet pills.

Read a story today about a woman who used scissors to cut off her boyfriend's dick because he was cheating, they reattached it, then she cut it off again while he was in the hospital and threw it out the window. Yikes.

Also, it has now been lost. And she still plans on marrying him. Women, amiright?

So what about her....the real issue is HE is still going to marry HER!

They deserve each other.

Agreed. Can't imagine why on Earth he'd marry her, but if he's stupid enough too, then it's a match made in hell.

Well let's think about it. She cut it off once and he stayed AND cheated again so she could cut it off again. He must also be a very heavy sleeper

Well, the second cut was while he was in the hospital to reattach it from the first event, so I'm guessing he didn't have time to end it yet.

[sfish]

Wonder if BD is capable of movement yet?

Now you got me laughing again.

picture something like this...

...or this...

I was more envisioning this scene:

His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection.
When he came back, he tossed her some diet pills.

Read a story today about a woman who used scissors to cut off her boyfriend's dick because he was cheating, they reattached it, then she cut it off again while he was in the hospital and threw it out the window. Yikes.

Also, it has now been lost. And she still plans on marrying him. Women, amiright?

So what about her....the real issue is HE is still going to marry HER!

They deserve each other.

Agreed. Can't imagine why on Earth he'd marry her, but if he's stupid enough too, then it's a match made in hell.

Well let's think about it. She cut it off once and he stayed AND cheated again so she could cut it off again. He must also be a very heavy sleeper

Better yet, let's not think about it .....any more!

Even better, don't want to ruin Somerville Eve

[sfish]

Wonder if BD is capable of movement yet?

Now you got me laughing again.

picture something like this...

...or this...

I was more envisioning this scene:

His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection.
When he came back, he tossed her some diet pills.

Read a story today about a woman who used scissors to cut off her boyfriend's dick because he was cheating, they reattached it, then she cut it off again while he was in the hospital and threw it out the window. Yikes.

Also, it has now been lost. And she still plans on marrying him. Women, amiright?

So what about her....the real issue is HE is still going to marry HER!

They deserve each other.

Agreed. Can't imagine why on Earth he'd marry her, but if he's stupid enough too, then it's a match made in hell.

Well let's think about it. She cut it off once and he stayed AND cheated again so she could cut it off again. He must also be a very heavy sleeper

Well, the second cut was while he was in the hospital to reattach it from the first event, so I'm guessing he didn't have time to end it yet.

I feel ill

[sfish]

@TexasDave - A box of those Warhead II went for $35 on Famous bid yesterday

[LuvTooGolf]

Wonder if BD is capable of movement yet?

Now you got me laughing again.

picture something like this...

...or this...

I was more envisioning this scene:

His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection.
When he came back, he tossed her some diet pills.

Read a story today about a woman who used scissors to cut off her boyfriend's dick because he was cheating, they reattached it, then she cut it off again while he was in the hospital and threw it out the window. Yikes.

Also, it has now been lost. And she still plans on marrying him. Women, amiright?

So what about her....the real issue is HE is still going to marry HER!

They deserve each other.

Agreed. Can't imagine why on Earth he'd marry her, but if he's stupid enough too, then it's a match made in hell.

Well let's think about it. She cut it off once and he stayed AND cheated again so she could cut it off again. He must also be a very heavy sleeper

Well, the second cut was while he was in the hospital to reattach it from the first event, so I'm guessing he didn't have time to end it yet.

I feel ill

Second cut was probably easier, at least.

[Travellin Dave]

@TexasDave - A box of those Warhead II went for $35 on Famous bid yesterday

When do they arrive?