Post by: CigarBanter on June 10, 2018, 12:00:36 AM
Post by: Travellin Dave on June 10, 2018, 12:04:05 AM
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on June 10, 2018, 05:43:42 AM
Second non-Deanday. Good morning all.Morning Dave
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on June 10, 2018, 05:45:11 AM
Post by: Travellin Dave on June 10, 2018, 06:54:10 AM
Post by: Travellin Dave on June 10, 2018, 06:56:28 AM
Today’s Highlight in History:
In 1978, Affirmed, ridden by Steve Cauthen, won the 110th Belmont Stakes to claim horse racing’s 11th Triple Crown. (Alydar was second while Darby Creek Road came in third in a five-horse field.)
On this date:
In 1610, Englishman Lord De La Warr arrived at the Jamestown settlement to take charge of the Virginia Colony.
In 1692, the first execution resulting from the Salem witch trials in Massachusetts took place as Bridget Bishop was hanged.
In 1892, the Republican national convention in Minneapolis nominated President Benjamin Harrison for re-election and Whitelaw Reid for vice president. (Harrison, however, lost the election to former President Grover Cleveland.)
In 1907, eleven men in five cars set out on a race from “Peking to Paris”; Prince Scipione Borghese (ship-ee-OH’-nay bohr-GAY’-seh) of Italy was the first to arrive in the French capital two months later.
In 1935, Alcoholics Anonymous was founded in Akron, Ohio, by Dr. Robert Holbrook Smith and William Griffith Wilson.
In 1942, during World War II, German forces massacred 173 male residents of Lidice (LIH’-dyiht-zeh), Czechoslovakia, in retaliation for the killing of Nazi official Reinhard Heydrich.
In 1944, German forces massacred 642 residents of the French village of Oradour-sur-Glane.
In 1957, in Canadian elections, John Diefenbaker led the Progressive Conservatives to an upset victory over the Liberal party of Prime Minister Louis St. Laurent .
In 1967, six days of war in the Mideast involving Israel, Syria, Egypt, Jordan and Iraq ended as Israel and Syria accepted a United Nations-mediated cease-fire.
In 1977, James Earl Ray, the convicted assassin of civil rights leader Martin Luther King Jr., escaped from Brushy Mountain State Prison in Tennessee with six others; he was recaptured June 13.
In 1978, Affirmed, ridden by Steve Cauthen, won the 110th Belmont Stakes to claim horse racing’s 11th Triple Crown. (Alydar was second while Darby Creek Road came in third in a five-horse field.)
In 1985, socialite Claus von Bulow was acquitted by a jury in Providence, R.I., at his retrial of trying to murder his heiress wife, Martha “Sunny” von Bulow.
In 1990, Alberto Fujimori was elected president of Peru by a narrow margin over novelist Mario Vargas Llosa. Two members of the rap group 2 Live Crew were arrested in Hollywood, Florida (they and a third band member were later acquitted of obscenity charges).
Post by: Travellin Dave on June 10, 2018, 06:57:04 AM
Five years ago: Jury selection began in Sanford, Florida, in the trial of neighborhood watch volunteer George Zimmerman, charged with second-degree murder in the fatal shooting of 17-year-old Trayvon Martin. (Zimmerman was acquitted.)
One year ago: British Prime Minister Theresa May struck a deal in principle with Northern Ireland’s Democratic Unionist Party to prop up the Conservative government, which had been stripped of its majority in a disastrous election. Unseeded Jelena Ostapenko of Latvia stunned No. 3 Simona Halep (HAL’-ehp) 4-6, 6-4, 6-3 in an enthralling French Open final for the first title of her career. Tapwrit overtook favored Irish War Cry in the stretch to win the Belmont Stakes by two lengths.
Post by: Travellin Dave on June 10, 2018, 06:57:51 AM
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Post by: FloridaDean on June 10, 2018, 07:15:57 AM
Post by: FloridaDean on June 10, 2018, 07:19:28 AM
Post by: FloridaDean on June 10, 2018, 07:20:28 AM
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on June 10, 2018, 08:50:53 AM
Post by: FloridaDean on June 10, 2018, 09:46:54 AM
Good morning, boys. Last soccer game of this season coming up shortly. I'm hoping for a lazy Sunday afterwards... Except for that proposal doc I never finished on Friday.I have reports myself to catch up on but I am too lazy to do anything right now.
Morning Tony.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on June 10, 2018, 10:19:23 AM
Howdy, Dean. 0-0 so far. I think that means it's a great game. I still don't get this soccer thing. One of my boys is playing football in the fall. Kinda looking forward to that.Good morning, boys. Last soccer game of this season coming up shortly. I'm hoping for a lazy Sunday afterwards... Except for that proposal doc I never finished on Friday.I have reports myself to catch up on but I am too lazy to do anything right now.
Morning Tony.
Post by: FloridaDean on June 10, 2018, 10:40:34 AM
I don't understand soccer either, but I do prefer watching the 'pros' play.Howdy, Dean. 0-0 so far. I think that means it's a great game. I still don't get this soccer thing. One of my boys is playing football in the fall. Kinda looking forward to that.Good morning, boys. Last soccer game of this season coming up shortly. I'm hoping for a lazy Sunday afterwards... Except for that proposal doc I never finished on Friday.I have reports myself to catch up on but I am too lazy to do anything right now.
Morning Tony.
Post by: FloridaDean on June 10, 2018, 11:08:41 AM
😁
Post by: FloridaDean on June 10, 2018, 12:15:52 PM
Post by: FloridaDean on June 10, 2018, 12:20:04 PM
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
2. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human Resources.
3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
4. You want to see if it's like the dream.
5. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
6. No one ever steals your chair.
Post by: FloridaDean on June 10, 2018, 12:23:27 PM
Post by: FloridaDean on June 10, 2018, 12:25:12 PM
Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Arrive naked ... with beer.
Post by: FloridaDean on June 10, 2018, 12:31:07 PM
She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there.
He asks the lady, "Do you have a Vagina?"
She slams the door in disgust.
The next morning she hears a knock at the door, its the same man and he asks the same question to the woman, "Do you have a Vagina?"
She slams the door again.
Later that night when her husband gets home she tell him what has happened for the last two days.
The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, "Honey, I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just incase this guy shows up again."
The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the door.
The husband whisperes to the wife, "Honey, im going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the
question because I want to a see where he's going with this."
She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.
Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks, "Do you have a Vagina?"
"Yes I do." says the lady.
The man replies, "Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours!"
Post by: FloridaDean on June 10, 2018, 12:35:59 PM
Poor man, "What did you get your wife for her wedding anniversery?"
Rich man, "I got her a pink farrari and a diamond ring."
Poor man, "What made you choose those gifts?"
Rich man, "She loves fast cars and I wasnt sure about the ring so if she doesnt like it, she can take it back in her new car... "
The poor, "Man nodds in agreement."
Rich man, "What did you get your wife?"
Poor man, "I got my wife a pair of cheep slippers and a dildo."
Rich man, "Why did you choose those gifts?"
Poor man, " Well if she doesnt like the slippers she can go f*uck herself."
Post by: FloridaDean on June 10, 2018, 12:38:46 PM
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Post by: South Carolina Redfish on June 10, 2018, 01:12:09 PM
rough crowd.What Crowd?
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on June 10, 2018, 01:14:34 PM
”It's just too hot to wear clothes today," said Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" The wife replied, "Probably that I married you for your money."The warden liked that one.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on June 10, 2018, 01:51:08 PM
It wound up a well played game. We lost 3-8. That's the most we've scored this season.I don't understand soccer either, but I do prefer watching the 'pros' play.Howdy, Dean. 0-0 so far. I think that means it's a great game. I still don't get this soccer thing. One of my boys is playing football in the fall. Kinda looking forward to that.Good morning, boys. Last soccer game of this season coming up shortly. I'm hoping for a lazy Sunday afterwards... Except for that proposal doc I never finished on Friday.I have reports myself to catch up on but I am too lazy to do anything right now.
Morning Tony.
Post by: FloridaDean on June 10, 2018, 02:21:33 PM
Post by: FloridaDean on June 10, 2018, 02:22:23 PM
glad I could humor her for you Dave. LOL.”It's just too hot to wear clothes today," said Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" The wife replied, "Probably that I married you for your money."The warden liked that one.
Post by: FloridaDean on June 10, 2018, 02:23:24 PM
I hope they all had fun and that you took them out for pizza after.It wound up a well played game. We lost 3-8. That's the most we've scored this season.I don't understand soccer either, but I do prefer watching the 'pros' play.Howdy, Dean. 0-0 so far. I think that means it's a great game. I still don't get this soccer thing. One of my boys is playing football in the fall. Kinda looking forward to that.Good morning, boys. Last soccer game of this season coming up shortly. I'm hoping for a lazy Sunday afterwards... Except for that proposal doc I never finished on Friday.I have reports myself to catch up on but I am too lazy to do anything right now.
Morning Tony.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on June 10, 2018, 02:32:34 PM
Not sure about the fun part but we did go out afterwards.I hope they all had fun and that you took them out for pizza after.It wound up a well played game. We lost 3-8. That's the most we've scored this season.I don't understand soccer either, but I do prefer watching the 'pros' play.Howdy, Dean. 0-0 so far. I think that means it's a great game. I still don't get this soccer thing. One of my boys is playing football in the fall. Kinda looking forward to that.Good morning, boys. Last soccer game of this season coming up shortly. I'm hoping for a lazy Sunday afterwards... Except for that proposal doc I never finished on Friday.I have reports myself to catch up on but I am too lazy to do anything right now.
Morning Tony.
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on June 10, 2018, 02:35:31 PM
Formula One Racing is more exciting than the pussies of NASCAR.Isn’t that the sad truth, NASCAR has turned itself into a total joke as demonstrated by the thousands of empty seats at every race. In fact it is 10’s of thousands at many races.
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on June 10, 2018, 02:36:38 PM
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on June 10, 2018, 02:42:41 PM
Hair of the Dog lit while performing breast checks and watching college baseball.Just saw a pair that scored a 9.2 on the 10 point rack scale. :o
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on June 10, 2018, 04:14:13 PM