So...since we are generally tasteless, this reminds me of a joke.
Local village priest in Ireland gets a knock at the door. He opens, and sees no one. Then he looks down and sees two leprechauns.
"Lord have mercy!" He exclaims. "Little people!"
"Yeah, yeah, fathir," says one. "We have a theological question."
"Aye," says the priest. "A theological query. And what might that be?"
"Are there leprechaun nuns?" says the leprechaun.
"Leprechaun nuns?" says the priest. "Glory be, I've been asked some complicated questions in me time. But leprechaun nuns?"
"Leprechaun nuns," says the second. "Are there any?"
"Well, now," says the priest. "Let me think this through. There are patron saints for just about everything. But a leprechaun nun? Pssshaw. I've never heard of such a thing."
The first leprechaun elbowed his companion gleefully, and said, "See? I told you that you were fucking a goddam penguin!"
