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Re: 6/12/2014
« Reply #465 on: June 12, 2014, 02:08:45 PM »

Note to all fathers - Teach your daughters how to change their own damn tires! Rant over...
Here, here!  I don't have any daughters, thank God, but if I did, they'd know how to change their own tires, oil, and spark plugs. 

And shoot. 

And shake a proper martini. 

And smoke cigars.

I figure if they know how to do those things, I wouldn't have to worry about who they're dating.
  She'd end up with an old sugar daddy.  They don't make men like that anymore.
A woman who can change her own oil and load her own gun won't tolerate sugar-daddyin'.  She may keep a couple of boy toys around, but she won't be sugar-daddy'd.
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Re: 6/12/2014
« Reply #466 on: June 12, 2014, 02:10:42 PM »

Note to all fathers - Teach your daughters how to change their own damn tires! Rant over...
Here, here!  I don't have any daughters, thank God, but if I did, they'd know how to change their own tires, oil, and spark plugs. 

And shoot. 

And shake a proper martini. 

And smoke cigars.

I figure if they know how to do those things, I wouldn't have to worry about who they're dating.
Easy, take it to a mechanic and say change the oil and check the plugs.  Anymore, tires is all I can do.  Can't get to the oil plug without a lift and special wrenches and who knows where the plugs are buried.  Besides, you touch that and there is all kinds of electronic recalibration required.  But yea, they should be able to make a decent drink and enjoy a cigar.
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Re: 6/12/2014
« Reply #467 on: June 12, 2014, 02:11:33 PM »

Note to all fathers - Teach your daughters how to change their own damn tires! Rant over...

Ha! She watched you do it so she could handle it herself next time, right?  ::)
Even worse, she sat in the air conditioned car!
Wait...what??  You let her sit in the car while you changed the tire? 

I'll need to see your man card, registration and proof of spine, sir. 

Does the young lady have a license to walk all over you that way?
With all the bad rep surrounding the pd right now, we are "urged" to be seen positively by the public at all times, no matter the circumstances..
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Re: 6/12/2014
« Reply #468 on: June 12, 2014, 02:11:58 PM »

Note to all fathers - Teach your daughters how to change their own damn tires! Rant over...

Ha! She watched you do it so she could handle it herself next time, right?  ::)
Even worse, she sat in the air conditioned car!
Wait...what??  You let her sit in the car while you changed the tire? 

I'll need to see your man card, registration and proof of spine, sir. 

Does the young lady have a license to walk all over you that way?
Do you have a daughter?
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Re: 6/12/2014
« Reply #469 on: June 12, 2014, 02:13:28 PM »

Note to all fathers - Teach your daughters how to change their own damn tires! Rant over...
Here, here!  I don't have any daughters, thank God, but if I did, they'd know how to change their own tires, oil, and spark plugs. 

And shoot. 

And shake a proper martini. 

And smoke cigars.

I figure if they know how to do those things, I wouldn't have to worry about who they're dating.
  She'd end up with an old sugar daddy.  They don't make men like that anymore.
A woman who can change her own oil and load her own gun won't tolerate sugar-daddyin'.  She may keep a couple of boy toys around, but she won't be sugar-daddy'd.
My kind of woman.  You sir need to have a 29 year old daughter.....
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Re: 6/12/2014
« Reply #470 on: June 12, 2014, 02:15:26 PM »

Raz, you ever get any flack from the Fabulous Hubcaps over name?  I've seen them a few times.... not your kind of music however.
We're actually Roger and the Hubcaps, so no.  There are at least a dozen bands nationwide with some variation of Hubcaps in the name.  We're a regional act at best, and you only run into those kinds of conflicts when you go national. 

Besides which our use of the name goes back to 1985, so if it came to a court battle we'd...settle, relatively cheaply.
Those kids are pretty good in the Let It Be vid.
Now that took me a minute to figure out what you were talking about...you must be really bored to have looked that up.  Absolutely awful sound on that clip.  The kid playing the guitar solo is the drummer's son.  The kid singing with me is my son Christian.  They aren't kids anymore.  Both graduated high school this year.
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Re: 6/12/2014
« Reply #471 on: June 12, 2014, 02:20:35 PM »

Raz, you ever get any flack from the Fabulous Hubcaps over name?  I've seen them a few times.... not your kind of music however.
We're actually Roger and the Hubcaps, so no.  There are at least a dozen bands nationwide with some variation of Hubcaps in the name.  We're a regional act at best, and you only run into those kinds of conflicts when you go national. 

Besides which our use of the name goes back to 1985, so if it came to a court battle we'd...settle, relatively cheaply.
Those kids are pretty good in the Let It Be vid.
Now that took me a minute to figure out what you were talking about...you must be really bored to have looked that up.  Absolutely awful sound on that clip.  The kid playing the guitar solo is the drummer's son.  The kid singing with me is my son Christian.  They aren't kids anymore.  Both graduated high school this year.
So where is a link to something newer?
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Re: 6/12/2014
« Reply #472 on: June 12, 2014, 02:21:22 PM »

Note to all fathers - Teach your daughters how to change their own damn tires! Rant over...

Ha! She watched you do it so she could handle it herself next time, right?  ::)
Even worse, she sat in the air conditioned car!
Wait...what??  You let her sit in the car while you changed the tire? 

I'll need to see your man card, registration and proof of spine, sir. 

Does the young lady have a license to walk all over you that way?
Do you have a daughter?
No, but I have a sister fifteen years younger and we taught her to do all of the above, AND how to ride dirt bikes.  Now she makes more than my dad, my brothers, and I combined.  She turned out all right.  Now we're working on my nieces.
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Re: 6/12/2014
« Reply #473 on: June 12, 2014, 02:21:30 PM »

Note to all fathers - Teach your daughters how to change their own damn tires! Rant over...
Here, here!  I don't have any daughters, thank God, but if I did, they'd know how to change their own tires, oil, and spark plugs. 

And shoot. 

And shake a proper martini. 

And smoke cigars.

I figure if they know how to do those things, I wouldn't have to worry about who they're dating.
  She'd end up with an old sugar daddy.  They don't make men like that anymore.
A woman who can change her own oil and load her own gun won't tolerate sugar-daddyin'.  She may keep a couple of boy toys around, but she won't be sugar-daddy'd.
My kind of woman.  You sir need to have a 29 year old daughter.....
Exactly!
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Re: 6/12/2014
« Reply #474 on: June 12, 2014, 02:21:34 PM »

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Re: 6/12/2014
« Reply #475 on: June 12, 2014, 02:22:14 PM »

Note to all fathers - Teach your daughters how to change their own damn tires! Rant over...

Ha! She watched you do it so she could handle it herself next time, right?  ::)
Even worse, she sat in the air conditioned car!
Wait...what??  You let her sit in the car while you changed the tire? 

I'll need to see your man card, registration and proof of spine, sir. 

Does the young lady have a license to walk all over you that way?
Do you have a daughter?
No, but I have a sister fifteen years younger and we taught her to do all of the above, AND how to ride dirt bikes.  Now she makes more than my dad, my brothers, and I combined.  She turned out all right.  Now we're working on my nieces.
Doesn't count.... daughters are different.
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Re: 6/12/2014
« Reply #476 on: June 12, 2014, 02:22:34 PM »

Thanks Chip!
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Re: 6/12/2014
« Reply #477 on: June 12, 2014, 02:22:36 PM »

Raz, you ever get any flack from the Fabulous Hubcaps over name?  I've seen them a few times.... not your kind of music however.
We're actually Roger and the Hubcaps, so no.  There are at least a dozen bands nationwide with some variation of Hubcaps in the name.  We're a regional act at best, and you only run into those kinds of conflicts when you go national. 

Besides which our use of the name goes back to 1985, so if it came to a court battle we'd...settle, relatively cheaply.
Those kids are pretty good in the Let It Be vid.
Now that took me a minute to figure out what you were talking about...you must be really bored to have looked that up.  Absolutely awful sound on that clip.  The kid playing the guitar solo is the drummer's son.  The kid singing with me is my son Christian.  They aren't kids anymore.  Both graduated high school this year.
So where is a link to something newer?
None, but if all goes well tomorrow there will be.  We're video taping and recording the sets tomorrow.
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Re: 6/12/2014
« Reply #478 on: June 12, 2014, 02:23:27 PM »

Raz, you ever get any flack from the Fabulous Hubcaps over name?  I've seen them a few times.... not your kind of music however.
We're actually Roger and the Hubcaps, so no.  There are at least a dozen bands nationwide with some variation of Hubcaps in the name.  We're a regional act at best, and you only run into those kinds of conflicts when you go national. 

Besides which our use of the name goes back to 1985, so if it came to a court battle we'd...settle, relatively cheaply.
Those kids are pretty good in the Let It Be vid.
Now that took me a minute to figure out what you were talking about...you must be really bored to have looked that up.  Absolutely awful sound on that clip.  The kid playing the guitar solo is the drummer's son.  The kid singing with me is my son Christian.  They aren't kids anymore.  Both graduated high school this year.
So where is a link to something newer?
Thats what I was wondering....kinda.
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Re: 6/12/2014
« Reply #479 on: June 12, 2014, 02:25:51 PM »

Thanks Chip!
My pleasure, Sis in law stopped by to pick blueberries so I had to do some catching up.
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