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Re: 1/15/2015
« Reply #165 on: January 15, 2015, 11:58:03 AM »

Shaun, not sure you saw this but I'll let you know how they are when I win them  ;D

http://www.rodrigoismyamigo.com/giveaways/caldwell/?lucky=4852
That was cool 5 days ago ;)  Hopefully everyone used the link I posted so it got me extra entries into the drawing :)
It was never cool
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Re: 1/15/2015
« Reply #166 on: January 15, 2015, 11:59:40 AM »

Good morning, Joe and BD.
And a good morning back to you guys too.. :)
Morning Dad, glad to see you are alive and posting!
Hi TR...  A day of relaxation watching tv with an ice bag on your head works wonders... :)
So in what state did the warden find you when she got home?
Altered?
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Re: 1/15/2015
« Reply #167 on: January 15, 2015, 12:00:03 PM »

Good morning, Joe and BD.
And a good morning back to you guys too.. :)
Morning Dad, glad to see you are alive and posting!
Hi TR...  A day of relaxation watching tv with an ice bag on your head works wonders... :)
LMAO!  We were just jealous cause you were having more fun!  We did have some concerns regarding the pot pie in the toaster though. :o
It's a toaster oven.  I don't think your supposed to put stuff like that in them, but I was doing it for years before I read the directions and seen the warning.  The only thing that has ever caught fire in it was when I was frying chicken it it. But that was only once.
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Re: 1/15/2015
« Reply #168 on: January 15, 2015, 12:01:03 PM »

Good morning, Joe and BD.
And a good morning back to you guys too.. :)
Morning Dad, glad to see you are alive and posting!
Indeed.  All recovered from Tuesday's whiskey and pot pie adventure?
Yes, I'm sort of back on track I think.  My friend doesn't understand that a few hours of partying takes me the rest of that night plus the following day to recover.  And the pot pie was good, "Marie Callender 16oz Chicken Pot Pie..."
Oh yeah She maikes the best pot pies, like those myself.
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Re: 1/15/2015
« Reply #169 on: January 15, 2015, 12:01:29 PM »

Nice to see some adults return so the children would quit cutting pictures out of playboy magazine to jack off on.
You can't jack off ON them, it ruins the surface
Thanks for that performance tip.
Nothing worse than sticky pages!
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Re: 1/15/2015
« Reply #170 on: January 15, 2015, 12:02:07 PM »

Morning, amigos. Suffering on the morning commute.
Mornin Raz - hope these pics help ;)
Well, doesn't hurt, I guess...but Katy Perry still doesn't do it for me. It's probably because I'm getting old. I'll be 50 in May. I get more excited about women I could - or want to - actually bag.
Haha, very understandable.
Besides which, Perry slept with Russell Brand. I really don't want to go where he's been.
Oh yeah, forgot about that.  Ewww..
Hey, we all make mistakes.  Hopefully she has learned from it and moved on to better things...like Yellow Stars....
Now this I can drink to.  To borrow from Guy Clark, "Good luck CigarGuy and here's to ya, here's to Katy and I hope she'll do ya right all night..."
Now I just need to work on lasting over 30seconds...
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Re: 1/15/2015
« Reply #171 on: January 15, 2015, 12:05:03 PM »

Morning, amigos. Suffering on the morning commute.
Mornin Raz - hope these pics help ;)
Well, doesn't hurt, I guess...but Katy Perry still doesn't do it for me. It's probably because I'm getting old. I'll be 50 in May. I get more excited about women I could - or want to - actually bag.
Haha, very understandable.
Besides which, Perry slept with Russell Brand. I really don't want to go where he's been.
Oh yeah, forgot about that.  Ewww..
Hey, we all make mistakes.  Hopefully she has learned from it and moved on to better things...like Yellow Stars....
Now this I can drink to.  To borrow from Guy Clark, "Good luck CigarGuy and here's to ya, here's to Katy and I hope she'll do ya right all night..."
Now I just need to work on lasting over 30seconds...
No, work on a quick recovery.
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Re: 1/15/2015
« Reply #172 on: January 15, 2015, 12:05:39 PM »

Morning, amigos. Suffering on the morning commute.
Mornin Raz - hope these pics help ;)
Well, doesn't hurt, I guess...but Katy Perry still doesn't do it for me. It's probably because I'm getting old. I'll be 50 in May. I get more excited about women I could - or want to - actually bag.
Haha, very understandable.
Besides which, Perry slept with Russell Brand. I really don't want to go where he's been.
Oh yeah, forgot about that.  Ewww..
Hey, we all make mistakes.  Hopefully she has learned from it and moved on to better things...like Yellow Stars....
Now this I can drink to.  To borrow from Guy Clark, "Good luck CigarGuy and here's to ya, here's to Katy and I hope she'll do ya right all night..."
Now I just need to work on lasting over 30seconds...
Good luck, something tells me it'd be 15 seconds and an apology
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Re: 1/15/2015
« Reply #173 on: January 15, 2015, 12:08:46 PM »

Good morning, Joe and BD.
And a good morning back to you guys too.. :)
Morning Dad, glad to see you are alive and posting!
Hi TR...  A day of relaxation watching tv with an ice bag on your head works wonders... :)
So in what state did the warden find you when she got home?
She was already sleeping all day in bed so she can go to work that night.  She took a sleeping pill so she was none the wiser.  As long as she stays in bed and doesn't go on one of her ambien adventures while my friend is here, everything is normally ok.
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Re: 1/15/2015
« Reply #174 on: January 15, 2015, 12:15:38 PM »

Morning, amigos. Suffering on the morning commute.
Mornin Raz - hope these pics help ;)
Well, doesn't hurt, I guess...but Katy Perry still doesn't do it for me. It's probably because I'm getting old. I'll be 50 in May. I get more excited about women I could - or want to - actually bag.
Haha, very understandable.
Besides which, Perry slept with Russell Brand. I really don't want to go where he's been.
Oh yeah, forgot about that.  Ewww..
Hey, we all make mistakes.  Hopefully she has learned from it and moved on to better things...like Yellow Stars....
Now this I can drink to.  To borrow from Guy Clark, "Good luck CigarGuy and here's to ya, here's to Katy and I hope she'll do ya right all night..."
Now I just need to work on lasting over 30seconds...
No, work on a quick recovery.
Haha, well played!
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Re: 1/15/2015
« Reply #175 on: January 15, 2015, 12:16:10 PM »

Morning, amigos. Suffering on the morning commute.
Mornin Raz - hope these pics help ;)
Well, doesn't hurt, I guess...but Katy Perry still doesn't do it for me. It's probably because I'm getting old. I'll be 50 in May. I get more excited about women I could - or want to - actually bag.
Haha, very understandable.
Besides which, Perry slept with Russell Brand. I really don't want to go where he's been.
Oh yeah, forgot about that.  Ewww..
Hey, we all make mistakes.  Hopefully she has learned from it and moved on to better things...like Yellow Stars....
Now this I can drink to.  To borrow from Guy Clark, "Good luck CigarGuy and here's to ya, here's to Katy and I hope she'll do ya right all night..."
Now I just need to work on lasting over 30seconds...
Good luck, something tells me it'd be 15 seconds and an apology
I should join her fan club or something - then I could go full-on stalker...
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Re: 1/15/2015
« Reply #176 on: January 15, 2015, 12:18:08 PM »

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Re: 1/15/2015
« Reply #177 on: January 15, 2015, 12:28:35 PM »

Good morning, Joe and BD.
And a good morning back to you guys too.. :)
Morning Dad, glad to see you are alive and posting!
Hi TR...  A day of relaxation watching tv with an ice bag on your head works wonders... :)
LMAO!  We were just jealous cause you were having more fun!  We did have some concerns regarding the pot pie in the toaster though. :o
It's a toaster oven.  I don't think your supposed to put stuff like that in them, but I was doing it for years before I read the directions and seen the warning.  The only thing that has ever caught fire in it was when I was frying chicken it it. But that was only once.
Increasingly sounding like you and the Mrs. are a match made in heaven!
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Re: 1/15/2015
« Reply #178 on: January 15, 2015, 12:28:37 PM »

Good morning, Joe and BD.
And a good morning back to you guys too.. :)
Morning Dad, glad to see you are alive and posting!
Hi TR...  A day of relaxation watching tv with an ice bag on your head works wonders... :)
So in what state did the warden find you when she got home?
Altered?
That's kind of open to interpretation, don't you think?
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Re: 1/15/2015
« Reply #179 on: January 15, 2015, 12:29:04 PM »

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