Morning, amigos. Suffering on the morning commute.
Mornin Raz - hope these pics help
Well, doesn't hurt, I guess...but Katy Perry still doesn't do it for me. It's probably because I'm getting old. I'll be 50 in May. I get more excited about women I could - or want to - actually bag.
So...few and far between then?
Women? Yeah. See, for the past 25 years I've been sexually obsessed with this skinny, green-eyed, natural blonde special-ed school teacher who gets aroused by the smell of tobacco smoke on me. That hasn't left much bandwidth for other women.