Golf must have some serious work adherence going on.
Maybe he got the day off.
What you got up for the day off Chip? We are continuing a serious crap reduction mission in our house. Warden has been stuffing mostly worthless papers in a big 4-drawer file cabinet in my office closet for years and I finally got enough so while son was home got him to help me load it on a Dolly and drag the bastard out in the middle of the den floor forcing her to clean it out. Not moving it till it all fits in one drawer. I swear it weighs several hundred pounds. Told her if it was not cleaned out by Sunday I am putting the whole son-of-a-bitch out for the trash.
Your wife sounds like my wife, she got that genetic gene from her father, junk catalogues, shoes and clothes, I swear she still has clothes from our high school days. The children got her parents a new tv for Christmas so my daughter and I got stuck booking it up which meant cleaning out the cabinets below the tv to plug it in, all kinds of useless junk in there but my jaw dropped at the huge box of silver quarters and silver dimes that were almost to heavy to move.