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[Travellin Dave]

Traveling Dave's back, so here's a last
Flip Joke of the day:
A man walks into the bank, and goes up to the loan officer's desk, a Ms. Patty
Wak. He introduces himself as Derek Jagger, Mik Jaggers son. He asks for
a loan to open a new business.  He says, he knows the bank president, and she should
approve his loan.  She asks, what collateral, he has to back his loan, and he produces a
small ceramic elephant from his pocket, and places it on her desk.  She says, there is no way
she can approve his loan.  He reminds her that he knows the bank president, and she should
double check with him. So Patty takes the little ceramic elephant, and explains the to bank President,
why she is not inclined to give him the loan, and what kind of collateral is a ceramic elephant. 
The Bank president explains" "That's a knick knack, Ms. Patti Wak, give the man a loan
his old man is a Rolling Stone!".

Now that's worth coming back for!   

[razgueado]

Back at it, short week style.

Feels like it was just the 4th of July..

Good morning, Dave.

No doubt. Kids were supposed to start back to school today, but it was called due to heat. Sheesh on extra summer.

remember this come winter.

Is Winter a new lady in your life?

no new women.

Folks, you know Dean only dates old women, it's better for his heart health.

I think you're projecting. Dean has never claimed any heart issues.

Good morning, Flip.

I was told I have no heart.

Don't need one!

Yes he does, if only to supply blood to his organ.

[Travellin Dave]

Back at it, short week style.

Feels like it was just the 4th of July..

Good morning, Dave.

No doubt. Kids were supposed to start back to school today, but it was called due to heat. Sheesh on extra summer.

remember this come winter.

Is Winter a new lady in your life?

no new women.

Folks, you know Dean only dates old women, it's better for his heart health.

I think you're projecting. Dean has never claimed any heart issues.

Good morning, Flip.

I was told I have no heart.

Don't need one!

Yes he does, if only to supply blood to his organ.

Thought he had an independent pump for that.

[LuvTooGolf]

Getting into the inner workings of Dean's penis seems like as a good a time for a hazzuh as any.

[FloridaDean]

Getting into the inner workings of Dean's penis seems like as a good a time for a hazzuh as any.

same here.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Getting into the inner workings of Dean's penis seems like as a good a time for a hazzuh as any.

Sure enough. Wish I could leave now too.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Traveling Dave's back, so here's a last
Flip Joke of the day:
A man walks into the bank, and goes up to the loan officer's desk, a Ms. Patty
Wak. He introduces himself as Derek Jagger, Mik Jaggers son. He asks for
a loan to open a new business.  He says, he knows the bank president, and she should
approve his loan.  She asks, what collateral, he has to back his loan, and he produces a
small ceramic elephant from his pocket, and places it on her desk.  She says, there is no way
she can approve his loan.  He reminds her that he knows the bank president, and she should
double check with him. So Patty takes the little ceramic elephant, and explains the to bank President,
why she is not inclined to give him the loan, and what kind of collateral is a ceramic elephant. 
The Bank president explains" "That's a knick knack, Ms. Patti Wak, give the man a loan
his old man is a Rolling Stone!".

It's clean which means I can share it with the children. Now I'll just need to explain who the Rolling Stones are.

[Threebean]

Traveling Dave's back, so here's a last
Flip Joke of the day:
A man walks into the bank, and goes up to the loan officer's desk, a Ms. Patty
Wak. He introduces himself as Derek Jagger, Mik Jaggers son. He asks for
a loan to open a new business.  He says, he knows the bank president, and she should
approve his loan.  She asks, what collateral, he has to back his loan, and he produces a
small ceramic elephant from his pocket, and places it on her desk.  She says, there is no way
she can approve his loan.  He reminds her that he knows the bank president, and she should
double check with him. So Patty takes the little ceramic elephant, and explains the to bank President,
why she is not inclined to give him the loan, and what kind of collateral is a ceramic elephant. 
The Bank president explains" "That's a knick knack, Ms. Patti Wak, give the man a loan
his old man is a Rolling Stone!".

It's clean which means I can share it with the children. Now I'll just need to explain who the Rolling Stones are.

You want to put a real puzzled look on their faces?

Roy had a brand new pair of shoes. He goes to visit his friend. Being polite, he removed his shoes and leaves them at the door. While visiting with his friend, a neighborhood cat discovers Roy's new shoes, likes the smell and proceeds to chew them up.  Roy is very upset.  At that point the cat runs across the back porch.  The friend sees it and asks: Pardon me Roy, but isn't that the cat who chewed your new shoes?

[Travellin Dave]

Traveling Dave's back, so here's a last
Flip Joke of the day:
A man walks into the bank, and goes up to the loan officer's desk, a Ms. Patty
Wak. He introduces himself as Derek Jagger, Mik Jaggers son. He asks for
a loan to open a new business.  He says, he knows the bank president, and she should
approve his loan.  She asks, what collateral, he has to back his loan, and he produces a
small ceramic elephant from his pocket, and places it on her desk.  She says, there is no way
she can approve his loan.  He reminds her that he knows the bank president, and she should
double check with him. So Patty takes the little ceramic elephant, and explains the to bank President,
why she is not inclined to give him the loan, and what kind of collateral is a ceramic elephant. 
The Bank president explains" "That's a knick knack, Ms. Patti Wak, give the man a loan
his old man is a Rolling Stone!".

It's clean which means I can share it with the children. Now I'll just need to explain who the Rolling Stones are.

You want to put a real puzzled look on their faces?

Roy had a brand new pair of shoes. He goes to visit his friend. Being polite, he removed his shoes and leaves them at the door. While visiting with his friend, a neighborhood cat discovers Roy's new shoes, likes the smell and proceeds to chew them up.  Roy is very upset.  At that point the cat runs across the back porch.  The friend sees it and asks: Pardon me Roy, but isn't that the cat who chewed your new shoes?

Competing with Flip now are we?

[Threebean]

Traveling Dave's back, so here's a last
Flip Joke of the day:
A man walks into the bank, and goes up to the loan officer's desk, a Ms. Patty
Wak. He introduces himself as Derek Jagger, Mik Jaggers son. He asks for
a loan to open a new business.  He says, he knows the bank president, and she should
approve his loan.  She asks, what collateral, he has to back his loan, and he produces a
small ceramic elephant from his pocket, and places it on her desk.  She says, there is no way
she can approve his loan.  He reminds her that he knows the bank president, and she should
double check with him. So Patty takes the little ceramic elephant, and explains the to bank President,
why she is not inclined to give him the loan, and what kind of collateral is a ceramic elephant. 
The Bank president explains" "That's a knick knack, Ms. Patti Wak, give the man a loan
his old man is a Rolling Stone!".

It's clean which means I can share it with the children. Now I'll just need to explain who the Rolling Stones are.

You want to put a real puzzled look on their faces?

Roy had a brand new pair of shoes. He goes to visit his friend. Being polite, he removed his shoes and leaves them at the door. While visiting with his friend, a neighborhood cat discovers Roy's new shoes, likes the smell and proceeds to chew them up.  Roy is very upset.  At that point the cat runs across the back porch.  The friend sees it and asks: Pardon me Roy, but isn't that the cat who chewed your new shoes?

Competing with Flip now are we?

Indeed. I will send you my karaoke CD. 

[A Friend of Charlie]

Traveling Dave's back, so here's a last
Flip Joke of the day:
A man walks into the bank, and goes up to the loan officer's desk, a Ms. Patty
Wak. He introduces himself as Derek Jagger, Mik Jaggers son. He asks for
a loan to open a new business.  He says, he knows the bank president, and she should
approve his loan.  She asks, what collateral, he has to back his loan, and he produces a
small ceramic elephant from his pocket, and places it on her desk.  She says, there is no way
she can approve his loan.  He reminds her that he knows the bank president, and she should
double check with him. So Patty takes the little ceramic elephant, and explains the to bank President,
why she is not inclined to give him the loan, and what kind of collateral is a ceramic elephant. 
The Bank president explains" "That's a knick knack, Ms. Patti Wak, give the man a loan
his old man is a Rolling Stone!".

It's clean which means I can share it with the children. Now I'll just need to explain who the Rolling Stones are.

You want to put a real puzzled look on their faces?

Roy had a brand new pair of shoes. He goes to visit his friend. Being polite, he removed his shoes and leaves them at the door. While visiting with his friend, a neighborhood cat discovers Roy's new shoes, likes the smell and proceeds to chew them up.  Roy is very upset.  At that point the cat runs across the back porch.  The friend sees it and asks: Pardon me Roy, but isn't that the cat who chewed your new shoes?

Competing with Flip now are we?

Indeed. I will send you my karaoke CD.

LMFAO!

[A Friend of Charlie]

Traveling Dave's back, so here's a last
Flip Joke of the day:
A man walks into the bank, and goes up to the loan officer's desk, a Ms. Patty
Wak. He introduces himself as Derek Jagger, Mik Jaggers son. He asks for
a loan to open a new business.  He says, he knows the bank president, and she should
approve his loan.  She asks, what collateral, he has to back his loan, and he produces a
small ceramic elephant from his pocket, and places it on her desk.  She says, there is no way
she can approve his loan.  He reminds her that he knows the bank president, and she should
double check with him. So Patty takes the little ceramic elephant, and explains the to bank President,
why she is not inclined to give him the loan, and what kind of collateral is a ceramic elephant. 
The Bank president explains" "That's a knick knack, Ms. Patti Wak, give the man a loan
his old man is a Rolling Stone!".

It's clean which means I can share it with the children. Now I'll just need to explain who the Rolling Stones are.

You want to put a real puzzled look on their faces?

Roy had a brand new pair of shoes. He goes to visit his friend. Being polite, he removed his shoes and leaves them at the door. While visiting with his friend, a neighborhood cat discovers Roy's new shoes, likes the smell and proceeds to chew them up.  Roy is very upset.  At that point the cat runs across the back porch.  The friend sees it and asks: Pardon me Roy, but isn't that the cat who chewed your new shoes?

By the way, I now have a headache.

[Travellin Dave]

Traveling Dave's back, so here's a last
Flip Joke of the day:
A man walks into the bank, and goes up to the loan officer's desk, a Ms. Patty
Wak. He introduces himself as Derek Jagger, Mik Jaggers son. He asks for
a loan to open a new business.  He says, he knows the bank president, and she should
approve his loan.  She asks, what collateral, he has to back his loan, and he produces a
small ceramic elephant from his pocket, and places it on her desk.  She says, there is no way
she can approve his loan.  He reminds her that he knows the bank president, and she should
double check with him. So Patty takes the little ceramic elephant, and explains the to bank President,
why she is not inclined to give him the loan, and what kind of collateral is a ceramic elephant. 
The Bank president explains" "That's a knick knack, Ms. Patti Wak, give the man a loan
his old man is a Rolling Stone!".

It's clean which means I can share it with the children. Now I'll just need to explain who the Rolling Stones are.

You want to put a real puzzled look on their faces?

Roy had a brand new pair of shoes. He goes to visit his friend. Being polite, he removed his shoes and leaves them at the door. While visiting with his friend, a neighborhood cat discovers Roy's new shoes, likes the smell and proceeds to chew them up.  Roy is very upset.  At that point the cat runs across the back porch.  The friend sees it and asks: Pardon me Roy, but isn't that the cat who chewed your new shoes?

By the way, I now have a headache.

Tony, I've told you before, it is better to give than receive.

[Travellin Dave]

I'm disappointed that nobody asked who was in the pictures with my daughter....could have avoided Dean hydraulics discussion.

[A Friend of Charlie]

I'm disappointed that nobody asked who was in the pictures with my daughter....could have avoided Dean hydraulics discussion.

That's because we already had the answer... Brian and Nancy.