Just Wondering
• Why is an orange an orange and an apple not a red?
• Why is a pear called a pear when there is only one?
• Why did God give men nipples?
• Is grass really greener on the other side?
• Why do you wear a pair of panties and only one bra?
• If Corn Oil comes from Corn, what does Baby Oil come from?
• If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do you get Teflon to stick to a pan?
• Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
• Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
• Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
• If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
• If a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose?
• If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on you headlights, what happens?
• You know how most packages say "Open here." What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else?"
• Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment , but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
• Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
• Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
• If pot grows naturally, and we outlaw pot (nature), are we outlawing God?
• How do they unclog mail chutes in skyscrapers?
• If trailer parks didn't exist, would tornadoes exist?
• Why does X stand for a kiss?
• Why do we itch?
• Do toilet seats really protect us against anything?
• Why do old women dye their hair blue?
• Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?
• Same work... more pay.
• Wrinkles add character.
• You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
• Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
• People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
• New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
• Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
• Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
• Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
• One mood, all the time.
