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[FloridaDean]

crap, off to the eye doctor, problems.

Obviously some of your extracurricular activity is making you blind.

Old woman next door showed him her twat and his eyes popped out👀

All kidding aside not properly following the instructions for 2 weeks after cataract surgery can bring on monumental problems.

following doctors orders explicitly. he wanted to see me right away about the lightning flashes in my left eye.

[South Carolina Redfish]

crap, off to the eye doctor, problems.

Obviously some of your extracurricular activity is making you blind.

Old woman next door showed him her twat and his eyes popped out👀

All kidding aside not properly following the instructions for 2 weeks after cataract surgery can bring on monumental problems.

following doctors orders explicitly. he wanted to see me right away about the lightning flashes in my left eye.

Yeah, better get that checked out for sure, don’t remember them cautioning me about lighting flashes but they mentioned coming in immediately if saw black spots or my Peripheral vision started narrowing.

Golf was on my 2-week no-no list.

[A Friend of Charlie]

crap, off to the eye doctor, problems.

Obviously some of your extracurricular activity is making you blind.

Old woman next door showed him her twat and his eyes popped out

All kidding aside not properly following the instructions for 2 weeks after cataract surgery can bring on monumental problems.

following doctors orders explicitly. he wanted to see me right away about the lightning flashes in my left eye.

Yeah, better get that checked out for sure, don’t remember them cautioning me about lighting flashes but they mentioned coming in immediately if saw black spots or my Peripheral vision started narrowing.

Golf was on my 2-week no-no list.

How about sex?

Good morning, SCTex.

[South Carolina Redfish]

crap, off to the eye doctor, problems.

Obviously some of your extracurricular activity is making you blind.

Old woman next door showed him her twat and his eyes popped out

All kidding aside not properly following the instructions for 2 weeks after cataract surgery can bring on monumental problems.

following doctors orders explicitly. he wanted to see me right away about the lightning flashes in my left eye.

Yeah, better get that checked out for sure, don’t remember them cautioning me about lighting flashes but they mentioned coming in immediately if saw black spots or my Peripheral vision started narrowing.

Golf was on my 2-week no-no list.

How about sex?

Good morning, SCTex.

Was not mentioned but If you are married what damn difference would that make?

[A Friend of Charlie]

crap, off to the eye doctor, problems.

Obviously some of your extracurricular activity is making you blind.

Old woman next door showed him her twat and his eyes popped out

All kidding aside not properly following the instructions for 2 weeks after cataract surgery can bring on monumental problems.

following doctors orders explicitly. he wanted to see me right away about the lightning flashes in my left eye.

Yeah, better get that checked out for sure, don’t remember them cautioning me about lighting flashes but they mentioned coming in immediately if saw black spots or my Peripheral vision started narrowing.

Golf was on my 2-week no-no list.

How about sex?

Good morning, SCTex.

Was not mentioned but If you are married what damn difference would that make?

Agreed.

[FloridaDean]

crap, off to the eye doctor, problems.

Obviously some of your extracurricular activity is making you blind.

Old woman next door showed him her twat and his eyes popped out👀

All kidding aside not properly following the instructions for 2 weeks after cataract surgery can bring on monumental problems.

following doctors orders explicitly. he wanted to see me right away about the lightning flashes in my left eye.

Yeah, better get that checked out for sure, don’t remember them cautioning me about lighting flashes but they mentioned coming in immediately if saw black spots or my Peripheral vision started narrowing.

Golf was on my 2-week no-no list.

he said it had to do with the viteous fluid in the retina. checked for retinal tear, all is goid. something about age related healing,process with said fluid. I go back in a week. if I start seeing curtain vision to call immediately, even if it's a Sunday, it could be a retinal detachment.

he had given me permission,to golf, I had asked.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Detached retina lull?

[Threebean]

crap, off to the eye doctor, problems.

Obviously some of your extracurricular activity is making you blind.

Old woman next door showed him her twat and his eyes popped out

All kidding aside not properly following the instructions for 2 weeks after cataract surgery can bring on monumental problems.

following doctors orders explicitly. he wanted to see me right away about the lightning flashes in my left eye.

Yeah, better get that checked out for sure, don’t remember them cautioning me about lighting flashes but they mentioned coming in immediately if saw black spots or my Peripheral vision started narrowing.

Golf was on my 2-week no-no list.

How about sex?

Good morning, SCTex.

No thanks, you're not my type.

[flip from jersey]

In any case, good morning LTG. But maybe I should have just texted you instead.

LALTS. At least it would save you having to do the flip.

Technically, I don't have to do a flip here either. That's just a leftover from the CI days but it stuck.

True enough. Though, you could always automate it, too.

Could I?

I mean, probably?

Seems possible.

You couldn't find a 12:00 meme? Sheesh.

Good morning campers, it's cold out there!
Groundhog day

[flip from jersey]

Flip's Funny Quote of the Day
A fool and his money are soon elected.
Will Rogers

[flip from jersey]

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[A Friend of Charlie]

Top celebrity birthdays on August 28, 2018
Birthday wishes go out to Jason Priestley, Shania Twain, LeAnn Rimes and all the other celebrities with birthdays today.
Actress Barbara Bach turns 72
Fun fact: Bach is married to Ringo Starr...

Still?

[A Friend of Charlie]

Good afternoon Flip.

[Threebean]

Top celebrity birthdays on August 28, 2018
Birthday wishes go out to Jason Priestley, Shania Twain, LeAnn Rimes and all the other celebrities with birthdays today.
Actress Barbara Bach turns 72
Fun fact: Bach is married to Ringo Starr...

Still?

Indeed, who'd a thought.  Wifey #2 for Mr. Starkey, 37 years, while band mate Paul has run through three. 

[flip from jersey]

Top celebrity birthdays on August 28, 2018
Birthday wishes go out to Jason Priestley, Shania Twain, LeAnn Rimes and all the other celebrities with birthdays today.
Actress Barbara Bach turns 72
Fun fact: Bach is married to Ringo Starr...

Still?

Indeed, who'd a thought.  Wifey #2 for Mr. Starkey, 37 years, while band mate Paul has run through three.

You heard it from a Texan, so it must be true....